[Diva]

Odessa says: FUCK!G-d damn it, fuck! I hate this fucking stage.
Odessa says: Oh you mother fucker
Odessa says: This is what I'm listening to...
Scottie says: Well I have been known to get frisky from time to time with mothers.
Odessa says: Jake is playing a game. "Oh COME ON! Run that bitch over"
Odessa says: so.... how's YOUR evening
Scottie says: I'm fucking tired. I should be in bed
Odessa says: yeah, why arent you?
Scottie says: good question
Odessa says: why thank you. I'm full of them
Scottie says: I may still go, never mind
Odessa says: you wanna come over and listen to Jake say "fuck you fuck you fuck you" over and over? It may lull you to sleep
Scottie says: It may. make a wav file of it?
Odessa says: omg. I totally want to. he'd be like that german kid. Im just trying to sit here and not laugh
Odessa says: "HA HA HA HA AAAH. Suck my dick"
Odessa says: so apparently he got past that stage
Odessa says: or he wants me to service him while acting as an evil overlord
Scottie says: either way the funs in hand
Odessa says: hehe
Scottie says: or in mouth as the case may be
Odessa says: even better

[Bones]

I don't even know how to reply to that.

[Bones]

captain_bones2112: Doing 4 conversations at once
Steven McDonald: ah, ok
Steven McDonald: maybe you should start calling yourself Mr popular j/k
captain_bones2112: With my 10 year old niece, a drunk Dave ,Compy and you
Steven McDonald: what a mix
captain_bones2112: Compy is the only one I could look at naked and not run away screaming in terror
Steven McDonald: lol
captain_bones2112: I would run at her
Steven McDonald: and cause her to run away in terror!
captain_bones2112: Pretty much
Steven McDonald is typing a message.
Steven McDonald: sounds vaguely comical

[Bones]

captain_bones2112: I'm so happy to be able to talk to you again.
captain_bones2112: Makes me feel a little gay
Steven McDonald: hahaha
Steven McDonald: GEY!!!
captain_bones2112: I HAZ MAN CRUSH ON U
Steven McDonald:
Steven McDonald: this is probably illegal somewhere <_< >_>
captain_bones2112: *runs from po po*
Steven McDonald: po po??
captain_bones2112: That is what we call the police here
Steven McDonald: ah, thought it might be
captain_bones2112: You are a worthless excuse for a gangster thug
captain_bones2112: Then again.......So am I
Steven McDonald: haha

[Bones]

captain_bones2112: You are a sick bastard
Steven McDonald: only on the net!
captain_bones2112: I'm actually nicer on the net than in real life
Steven McDonald: gad
captain_bones2112: Scary thought,huh?
Steven McDonald: yeah *hides*
captain_bones2112: But I luvs you!!
Steven McDonald: *stops hiding*
captain_bones2112: I will luvs you to death
Steven McDonald: *goes back to hiding*

[Bones]

captain_bones2112: It put the lotion on the skin!!
captain_bones2112: I really think i may have watched Silence of the Lambs one to many times
Steven McDonald: lol
Steven McDonald: never seen it
captain_bones2112: Seen all the Hannibal Lector movies
Steven McDonald: not my sort of movie
captain_bones2112: You suck
Steven McDonald:
captain_bones2112: Spending all your time watching porno when you could be watching good movies
captain_bones2112: Fuck you and your whores!!!
Steven McDonald is typing a message.
Steven McDonald: O_o

[Bones]

Steven McDonald: hahaha
Steven McDonald: I can only imagine what people think when they hear naic laughing from inside your house
Steven McDonald: manic*
captain_bones2112: I dread to think
Steven McDonald: you need a sign for your front door "evil genius lives here"
captain_bones2112: I want the sign I saw that says "BEWARE OF BAD DOG"
Steven McDonald: or even better: "BEWARE OF NUEROTIC DOG"
captain_bones2112: He needs prozac
Steven McDonald: he needs a sane owner j/k
captain_bones2112: That's not gonna happen
Steven McDonald: of course

[Bones]

captain_bones2112: My friend Beth hunted me down and found me last night
Steven McDonald: is that good?
captain_bones2112: I've been in love with her since I was 13
captain_bones2112: 嘿嘿嘿(傻笑貌)......我也好想要哦......

Steven McDonald: awwwww! how cute!
captain_bones2112: First time I've seen her in at least 10 years
Steven McDonald: awesome!
captain_bones2112: So I stole her Hall and Oates CD
Steven McDonald: *face palm*

[Bones]

captain_bones2112: I'd just find an aborigine wife
captain_bones2112: Have children with her
captain_bones2112: Name them all Steven
Steven McDonald: lol
captain_bones2112: That's the girls
captain_bones2112: I would name the boys Stephanie
Steven McDonald: poor bastards
captain_bones2112: t would make them tough
Steven McDonald: or bitter
Steven McDonald: angry
captain_bones2112: So they would take after me
Steven McDonald: fucked up
captain_bones2112:
Steven McDonald: great
captain_bones2112:
captain_bones2112: My children would be like the Thylacine
Steven McDonald: I hope not
captain_bones2112: They would be the apex predator
captain_bones2112: And they would prolly kill all your sheep
Steven McDonald: they'd be popular
captain_bones2112: They would be da sexa
captain_bones2112: Long haired kids with stripes
captain_bones2112: Who would sell themselves for AC/DC tickets
captain_bones2112: Then eat Angus Young
Steven McDonald: odd
captain_bones2112: Then I would hang my head in shame
Steven McDonald: or you could have stopped them
captain_bones2112: Are you kidding? They are cannibals! I'm keeping the fuck away from those monstrosities!

[Sean]

Teslus: lmfao. "Jenny, will you marry me?" "SHIT. I'VE GOTTA GO ON A DIET."

[Teslus]

You didn't put it into context, so now it's barely funny :/

[Bones]

Steven McDonald: nobody is 100% successful
captain_bones2112: Success is over rated
Steven McDonald: depends on your definition of success
captain_bones2112: The guys on Wall Street succeded by being thieves. I prefer honest failure
captain_bones2112: At least when I fail I only hurt myself
Steven McDonald: yeah
captain_bones2112: But I will drag you down with me cause i need company at the bottom
Steven McDonald: lol, thanks
captain_bones2112: We will be so low that catfish will look down on us and call us bottom dwelling scavengers
Steven McDonald: I can hardly wait

[Bassmama]

Bones- here's a pic I got of you...

[Bones]

That's my sister.

[Bones]

Steven McDonald: I've never considered fucking a kangaroo personlly
captain_bones2112: I have
Steven McDonald: you would, you sick freak! j/k
captain_bones2112: I've considered you fucking a kangaroo many times
Steven McDonald: O_o

[Bones]

captain_bones2112: Talking about putting a clitoris up a penis
Steven McDonald: the clitoris turns into the penis in the womb
captain_bones2112: We know that
Steven McDonald: how would you put a clitoris up a penis anyhow?
captain_bones2112: That is the part we are trying to figure out
Steven McDonald: how do you mean by "up" anyway?
captain_bones2112: through the urethra
Steven McDonald: why in hell would you want to do that?
captain_bones2112: It's a book discussion
Steven McDonald: O_o
Steven McDonald: I'm not sure i want to know

[Bones]

|<-- Em has left irc.chatspike.net (Quit: )
Nite
he's batman!
bugminer: he sure is
Great. The only pretty one here has left us
I'm purty
lol
Your penis makes you not purty
quick thaum, find a vagina
And bury yourself in it
hmm...
hahaha
if I could spend the rest of my life in a vagina
what the hell...

[Bones]

Bones> Isn't one of me enough?
exactly, and i'm not
yes, plenty
One to many
no, just enough
I'm gonna become a Sally
=-= YOU are now known as Sally
haha