Diva
01-03-06, 06:55AM
I just had the most kick ass mini-vacation. I didn't do anything special except for rest, sleep in and disconnect myself from the web (as much as I could). It was so nice not to have to worry about the rant or searching for links. I did a last ditch effort to try and post some new pictures in the gallery (http://www.nochicktrix.com/index.php?page=galleryintro) but didn't get very far. I did add some and reorganized it a bit so there aren't so many pages to go through. I *should* add more this weekend. I'll let you know.
As much as I am dreading my first day back at least I'm not Jake. He went to bed after 3:30am. He'll be hurting today. I had to threaten him with the squirt bottle before he dragged his ass out of bed. And I thought that only worked with the cats. :P
News n Stuff
º study on how women's clothing affects the butt (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=1756&e=1&u=/051230/photos_od_afp/051230185311_cjgcirye_photo0). Riiiight
º Man dangles for hours during failed burglary (http://www.news-leader.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051230/NEWS01/512300360). Ha Ha
º Parents complain about talking Elmo book (http://www.local6.com/news/5784303/detail.html). KILL!
º Brit crawls miles for love (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,17669831-13762,00.html). Awwww.... Sucker!
º Officer attacked by pack of chihuahuas (http://www.nbc5.com/news/5735535/detail.html?). *blink*
º Bullet falls from sky into woman's face (http://www.local6.com/news/5784022/detail.html). Eeeek!
º Residents choke to death on rice cakes (http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/national/news/20060103p2a00m0na003000c.html). They ARE dry
º Man bowls perfect game, dies (http://www.nbc4.tv/irresistible/5737869/detail.html). He died happy
º Woman skips AA meeting, gets drunk, hits policeman (http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/379517p-322224c.html). Skank
º Massage therapist poses as gynecologist (http://www.local10.com/news/5733653/detail.html). Moron
º Germans sue over runway delay (http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2005-12-31T143934Z_01_SCH152714_RTRIDST_0_OUKOE-UK-GERMANY-AIRPORT.XML&archived=False). Idiot
º Woman thought birth pains were food poisoning (http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=qw1135924204452R131). Lovely
º Man killed during argument over $10 (http://www.local6.com/news/5791856/detail.html). WTF!?!
º Lottery winner misses out on jackpot (http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2006-01-03T023647Z_01_MAR244152_RTRIDST_0_OUKOE-UK-BRITAIN-LOTTERY.XML). Sucks to be you
º Village inherits a fortune (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,17676496-13762,00.html). From jackpot?
Levity
º Porn or WTF!?!?! You decide (http://www.moviehost.info/lit3/teensforcash/gallery31.php)
º Jon Stewart slams Bill O'Reilly for misleading information (http://www.bradblog.com/archives/00002128.htm)
º 2005 Ugly Xmas Light Collections (http://www.uglychristmaslights.com/2005_collection/)
º Pi to one MILLION decimal places (http://3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375 105820974944592.com/)
º John and John webcomics (thanks, Unfy) (http://www.johnandjohn.nl/)
º Faucet changes colors based on temperature of water (http://mocoloco.com/archives/001233.php)
º Flash: It's a Wonderful Internet (http://www.itsawonderfulinternet.com/)
º Sand Sculpting finalists (http://www.sandsational.com/sandsationalgallery.html#cool)
Porn-O-Rama
º Cute Asian Shows Off (http://www.tgp100.com/88square/pangp/)
º Sexy Redhead Naked (http://hosted.femjoy.com/galleries/laura_flouresence_110516_frj430/)
º Ebony Cutie Gets Naked (http://www.azz4free.com/thumbs/05/12/30/shy-black-teen-babe/black-teen.html)
º Cute Blonde Shows Her Body (http://www.cumgirls.org/molly-cumdrinker/index.html)
º More Babes (http://www.nochicktrix.com/stats/out.php?id=166)
º Yua Aida Poses (http://www.javicon.com/w69/yua_aida_av/)
º Latina Babe in Shower (http://tgp.palazzo-del-sesso.com/tgp-busty-latina-shower/index-mff.html)
º Smoking Hot Brunette (http://www.sexters.com/gallery-683-sophy/snake.html)
º Hot Redhead in Lingerie (http://freehostedpics.com/hg/crimsonteens/03.php?content=julia_blacklingerine)
As much as I am dreading my first day back at least I'm not Jake. He went to bed after 3:30am. He'll be hurting today. I had to threaten him with the squirt bottle before he dragged his ass out of bed. And I thought that only worked with the cats. :P
News n Stuff
º study on how women's clothing affects the butt (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=1756&e=1&u=/051230/photos_od_afp/051230185311_cjgcirye_photo0). Riiiight
º Man dangles for hours during failed burglary (http://www.news-leader.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051230/NEWS01/512300360). Ha Ha
º Parents complain about talking Elmo book (http://www.local6.com/news/5784303/detail.html). KILL!
º Brit crawls miles for love (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,17669831-13762,00.html). Awwww.... Sucker!
º Officer attacked by pack of chihuahuas (http://www.nbc5.com/news/5735535/detail.html?). *blink*
º Bullet falls from sky into woman's face (http://www.local6.com/news/5784022/detail.html). Eeeek!
º Residents choke to death on rice cakes (http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/national/news/20060103p2a00m0na003000c.html). They ARE dry
º Man bowls perfect game, dies (http://www.nbc4.tv/irresistible/5737869/detail.html). He died happy
º Woman skips AA meeting, gets drunk, hits policeman (http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/379517p-322224c.html). Skank
º Massage therapist poses as gynecologist (http://www.local10.com/news/5733653/detail.html). Moron
º Germans sue over runway delay (http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2005-12-31T143934Z_01_SCH152714_RTRIDST_0_OUKOE-UK-GERMANY-AIRPORT.XML&archived=False). Idiot
º Woman thought birth pains were food poisoning (http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=qw1135924204452R131). Lovely
º Man killed during argument over $10 (http://www.local6.com/news/5791856/detail.html). WTF!?!
º Lottery winner misses out on jackpot (http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2006-01-03T023647Z_01_MAR244152_RTRIDST_0_OUKOE-UK-BRITAIN-LOTTERY.XML). Sucks to be you
º Village inherits a fortune (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,17676496-13762,00.html). From jackpot?
Levity
º Porn or WTF!?!?! You decide (http://www.moviehost.info/lit3/teensforcash/gallery31.php)
º Jon Stewart slams Bill O'Reilly for misleading information (http://www.bradblog.com/archives/00002128.htm)
º 2005 Ugly Xmas Light Collections (http://www.uglychristmaslights.com/2005_collection/)
º Pi to one MILLION decimal places (http://3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375 105820974944592.com/)
º John and John webcomics (thanks, Unfy) (http://www.johnandjohn.nl/)
º Faucet changes colors based on temperature of water (http://mocoloco.com/archives/001233.php)
º Flash: It's a Wonderful Internet (http://www.itsawonderfulinternet.com/)
º Sand Sculpting finalists (http://www.sandsational.com/sandsationalgallery.html#cool)
Porn-O-Rama
º Cute Asian Shows Off (http://www.tgp100.com/88square/pangp/)
º Sexy Redhead Naked (http://hosted.femjoy.com/galleries/laura_flouresence_110516_frj430/)
º Ebony Cutie Gets Naked (http://www.azz4free.com/thumbs/05/12/30/shy-black-teen-babe/black-teen.html)
º Cute Blonde Shows Her Body (http://www.cumgirls.org/molly-cumdrinker/index.html)
º More Babes (http://www.nochicktrix.com/stats/out.php?id=166)
º Yua Aida Poses (http://www.javicon.com/w69/yua_aida_av/)
º Latina Babe in Shower (http://tgp.palazzo-del-sesso.com/tgp-busty-latina-shower/index-mff.html)
º Smoking Hot Brunette (http://www.sexters.com/gallery-683-sophy/snake.html)
º Hot Redhead in Lingerie (http://freehostedpics.com/hg/crimsonteens/03.php?content=julia_blacklingerine)