Are You A Leg/Ass/Tit Man... Ladies, What's Yours?

[Diva]

None of this, "I like it all" cop-out, either. Long vs short hair, etc...

Ladies, what do you like? Ass, Arm, Chest, legs, chin?

[Redallnite]

The ASS is the first thing!! If it's flat or nothing there forget it!!

[Jennafer]

I gotta have dude with a dick that curves way up and is very hard. he he he. I used to like long hair too...

ass. a firm, ripe ass is so much more useful.

[Redallnite]

To be as big as you are the good lord didn't bless you with an ass???

Flatter than a pancake huh??

[LucifersChild]

id have to say i really dont pay attention to an ass, unless its stickin out to here * * but a nice set of tits is always nice to look at. but NOT something thats so damn big youre calling your goddamn psychic to see what to do with em

yo DIVA. i don't recall seein' a response from you concernin' this topic. speak up. make yourself heard. it IS your topic after all.

[Diva]

Well, hon. I am one for chests... but I love a clean shaven face... A a jaw with a square chin. That rugged look. Then it's the arms.

[Amaurote]

Originally posted by Diva
Well, hon. I am one for chests... but I love a clean shaven face... A a jaw with a square chin. That rugged look. Then it's the arms.

Here you are, Diva, an early Christmas present: not only is he square, rugged and muscular (and, incidentally, a Master of the Universe), he also has the ability to move his torso at a 180 degree angle with incredible speed if you wind it back sufficiently.
http://free.imd.it/masters/MOTU%20toys%20images/MOTU-LF-he-man_best.jpg

And, what's more, if you tire of him, you can always opt for Ram-Man. He has spring-loaded legs and a crazy-ape reinforced helmet. Imagine the possibilities, everyone - just imagine.Wow.

http://www.he-man.de/toys/good/figur_h_ramman.jpg

[hollowearth]

Clean shaven? not even that rough look that Russel Crow does so well...

my girlfriend loves that... [goes quiet]

Myself, I get less sophisticated as I get older: it's currently either ass or breasts, I reckon that by next year i'll have it narrowed down to one or the other.

[hollowearth]

Originally posted by Amaurote
Here you are, Diva, an early Christmas present
brilliant! Ram Man, just what every girl needs! I guess that those still unsatisfied may appreciate BeastMan, but I doubt that MirMan would have many takers, and the jury is still out on Skeletors bones.

[Diva]

Ami, The Master of the Universe is ummm... missing something. Lets just say that if he's the Master of his Domain... his domain is St Maarten/St. Martin.

Hollow, who is Mirman? Do you mean Eugene Mirman (http://www.eugenemirman.com/) ?

[hollowearth]

I meant merman, but I can't spell. I'm not sure which of the two is the most sinister, this guy, and his odd looking implement:
http://www.he-man.org/images/toys/motu/figures/mer-man.jpg ... or the picture of a marvelous crooning child (http://www.eugenemirman.com/).

[Diva]

I think Eugene Mirman (http://www.eugenemirman.com/) wins this one...

http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/oth/vb/me/eugene.jpg

[usantic]

I love the way these threads spiral off the original subject! ;)

I've got to say that I love women's breasts. A nice handful
has got to be one of the best feelings that my hands have ever encountered. I find myself glancing quite often at female passerby, not staring, but a discreet glimpse. Yes I do mean discreet. I make it a point not leer or gawk *laffs* unless they happen to spill out, then they're fair game!

[Amaurote]

Originally posted by hollowearth
I meant merman, but I can't spell. I'm not sure which of the two is the most sinister, this guy, and his odd looking implement:
http://www.he-man.org/images/toys/motu/figures/mer-man.jpg ... or the picture of a marvelous crooning child (http://www.eugenemirman.com/).

Thank you very much for that, Diva and Hollowearth incorporated:
I'd previously confused Merman with Mantenna, but not any more; as you can see, Mantenna looks nothing like Merman -

http://www.thecafewha.com/mantenna.jpg

I'm also extremely grateful for the marvellous crooning child. I was most impressed: he is not only marvellous, but crooning and, what's more, a child - indeed, to cut a long story short, a marvellous crooning child, just as you said.

Usantic - I'd normally agree with you on the tactile front, but I used to work with Swarfega. The differences are largely theological, but Swarfega undoubtedly refreshes the parts other sensory pleasures fail to reach.

I'm halfway through the Koran as I write this. As you can see, it's homely surahs are already radically improving my baseline moral sensibilities.

[Diva]

Swarfega undoubtedly refreshes the parts other sensory pleasures fail to reach I'm even going to look that up. What the heck are you talking about?

Two thumbs up, usantic. Nothing wrong with a little discreet ogling... Although I have yet to meet a guy who actually is 'discreet'. Unless 'not drooling' counts.

[Amaurote]

Seek no more, mortal:

http://www.bsl.co.uk/special_offers/images/swarfega.jpg

[Diva]

*Chokes on Cheetos... laughing*

http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/oth/vb/me/chester.gif

[usantic]

ooooOOOOoooo Cheetos! My fav! May I have a handful?

*glances* ;)

[Anton]

Difficult question to answer because I tend to jusdge woman as a whole first but if there was one attribute that does it for me most it would be the titties.

They're just so versatile, if you'e a bit bored you can play with them, use them as a pillow, and I'll be damned if licking/sucking a girls nipple isn't fun

[Villager]

Without a shadow of a doubt, muscle tone. Breasts, ass, the lot - it's no good if it aint toned.

[Redallnite]

Originally posted by Villager
Without a shadow of a doubt, muscle tone. Breasts, ass, the lot - it's no good if it aint toned.

What about a woman your momma's age? Gravity has a way of playing tricks on everyone in time.......


http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/oth/vb/red/x-mas.jpg

hey red, are you puttin' it out there? if so you KNOW i'm a taker. WOOF. gimme some o' dat momma's-age lovin'! HOT diddly-dee!

[Amaurote]

Now, now, Red: Vill's an almost-happily married man. Or is that happily almost-married man? One clause in the wrong place could turn an adverbial phrase into an adjectival phrase, and that could spell disaster for the marriage that will be but hasn't happened yet.

Anyway, you know what I mean. Down with that sort of thing, as Father Ted used to say.

[The_Roach]

I love a nice rack, but I really look at eyes. Usually, I spot them second (hey it's hard to get a good look until yer close), but they're far more important than any other physical attribute. There has to be some kind of spark in there, or I'm not interested.

[Villager]

I apologise for my slightly narrow view, here, but I generally find very that is sexually attractive in women my mother's age, red.

I'm sorry, but physical features depend on good skin and muscle tone, to go with my own baby-like skin...

[Amaurote]

I hate to sound like a cyber-stalker (God forbid), but how old is your mother, Vill? :)

[Villager]

She's over twice my age; 38. And 38 year old women, I'm afraid, rarely have the muscle tone to match that to which I refer.

Wrinkles, ugh.

[Amaurote]

38, Vill? Is that all? I can think of a freightload of attractive women that age and, indeed, much older. I may be a year or two out, but let's see:

Sophie Marceau (who currently appears to be an annexed State Asset back in her native France)

Heather Locklear

Kristin Scott Thomas

Andie McDowell

Madonna

Kirsty Alley

Isobella Rosselini

Sylvia Sidney (I believe she's a putrefying corpse, these days, but hey, she's the putrefying corpse of Sylvia Sidney)

The mother from "Sabrina the Teenage Witch".

Various women in channel five films that I can't put a name to right now, but take my word for it, I'll certainly remember when I'm sober.

Barbara Bush (Blue is the colour)

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See what I mean?

[Redallnite]

Amaurote you are a true gentleman, thank you. :kissy:

[Anton]

Heather Locklear... mmmmmmmmm.


http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/oth/vb/xmisc/011.jpg

[Villager]

EW EW EW EW EW EW EW. my apologies to all the more mature ladies out there, but the idea of that makes mr twinky go into hiding for the winter. I'm sure there's nothing wrong with older women, but I would have a problem with all the aforementioned ladies, with the possible expection of Sophie Marceao (but then, she isn't 38, and is DAMN FINE, and rare, specimen).

Besides, what's wrong with wanting sex with somebody from my own generation?! I don't want to tempt fate, but what would all you older guys n gals say if it was suggested that you be open to people my age?

[The_Roach]

I don't think there's anything wrong with crossing the generation gap in terms of sexual relations. If you're attracted to someone, you're attracted to someone. End of story.

Longer term relationships generally have more complications than purely sexual ones, and this could pose problems. But for that I would always opt for going up in age, rather than down. Exceptions exist, but not many.

[Amaurote]

Originally posted by Villager
I don't want to tempt fate, but what would all you older guys n gals say if it was suggested that you be open to people my age?

I would say that the Sex Offenders Register is not the sort of league table I want to be topping, Vill :)

[LucifersChild]

hey jake? get ready for this one, im about to get REAL dainty for ya :D yes most of you know, im in a same sex relationship. but i agree with roach, and eyes being one of the first things noticed. i wont base my whole opinion on it, but it is a big factor. my fiancee has eyes that will just burn right through you if you let them. and tits arent bad either :D

[Amaurote]

Originally posted by LucifersChild
my fiancee has eyes that will just burn right through you if you let them.

Is this your fiancee, Lucy?

http://www.teachnet-lab.org/ps101/chornik/supergirl.jpg

[Lonster]

Originally posted by Diva
Two thumbs up, usantic. Nothing wrong with a little discreet ogling... Although I have yet to meet a guy who actually is 'discreet'. Unless 'not drooling' counts.

Drooling counts Diva, especially if it is you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Believe it or not, I like a woman's all four eyes. Yes I am a Large Breast, breast fed fool and the aureloas have to be large or proportional. However, the face comes first and the eyes. You can add breasts work out, improve your body, but the face will always be what you see even when everything else goes South. . Sometimes, I see the headlights first, but I always look up at the face.

Lonster

[usantic]

I think I shall never see
Something as lovely as a tittie

http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/oth/vb/usantic/perfboob.jpg

[eyespy3017]

Eyes, Tits, and the way she carries herself

[SunnyHeadcase]

I find certain shapes of girls faces attractive. After that I think I have to go with ass.

My friends used to have a 10 point system 2 (0-2) points for each category: Tits, Ass, Legs, Face, Attitude. But we more used it to hit on girls so we could say stuff like, "your friend is a 5, but because your so cool your like an 8 or 9 at least."

[Blue]

The wash board stomach with the belly button thing happening, and her wearing a short shirt.

[SysLord]

Eyes, Teeth, Tits, Legs, Hands, the whole package counts. And no to forget the brain (yeah, don't have to believe me) but you can get awfully disappointed when a goddess from Venus opens her mouth and starts barking like a dog...

[Jake]

Yeah, SysLord... Or giggling like a two year old. I love a woman who can stand her ground. I don't mean the type that can visually castrate you though. I stay miles away from those women.

[love_tattoos]

Ok - I know this is asking men what they like - but I just have to interject with what I like - not that it's important, but here it is.............

backwards baseball caps, goatees, an earing or two, a few nicely placed tattoos, a sexy back and a nice tight butt in a pair of jeans. throw in a harley and i'm done!

[SunnyHeadcase]


Originally posted by love_tattoos
backwards baseball caps, goatees, an earing or two, a few nicely placed tattoos, a sexy back and a nice tight butt in a pair of jeans. throw in a harley and i'm done!

So you married a california skater with a doll?

[usantic]

Originally posted by Sunny2Tall



So you married a california skater with a doll?


I can see Sunny is fitting into L.A. just fine.;)

[love_tattoos]

Originally posted by Sunny2Tall



So you married a california skater with a doll?

You know, I have no idea what you're talking about. :confused: I get the california skater but what is the doll reference? Am I just not with it or does this really not make sense to anybody else?? :)

[SunnyHeadcase]

Originally posted by love_tattoos
You know, I have no idea what you're talking about. :confused: I get the california skater but what is the doll reference? Am I just not with it or does this really not make sense to anybody else?? :)

I was reffering to Harley being short for HarleyQuinn, as in the Joker like doll.

[JakeD]

Dude, nobody got the joke!!!

RUN!!!

*me hides

[SunnyHeadcase]

Originally posted by JakeD
..nobody got the joke...

Well, she is blonde...










...I kid, I kid.

[love_tattoos]

"She" is a redhead. Allbeit from a bottle, but a redhead just the same. :kissy:

[SunnyHeadcase]

Originally posted by love_tattoos
"She" is a redhead. Allbeit from a bottle, but a redhead just the same. :kissy:

As Diva would say, "artificial intelligence"

[Jake]

Originally posted by love_tattoos
"She" is a redhead. Allbeit from a bottle, but a redhead just the same. :kissy:

Darling, as long as that beautiful hair doesn't blow off in a strong wind, it's yours. :winkkiss:

[love_tattoos]

Thank you Jake. My knight in shining armor coming to defend me. :) :kissy:

[Jake]

Anytime, lil lady. Anytime. *Tips hat*

[SunnyHeadcase]

to Jake: My Kung-Fu style is better than your boxing style


there was no attack. And take it from a true redhead, you're better off blonde.

[usantic]

Hows he know Jake's a boxer??????????
I always thought he just crushed folks in his bare hands.

[dc]

Dear love ...

Would a white leather late 70's Elvis leather suit do it for you?

I need to know ...

[Jake]

Originally posted by usantic
Hows he know Jake's a boxer??????????
I always thought he just crushed folks in his bare hands.

Ah hell, I wouldn't swat a fly. *Swats back of Usantic's head* Now a knucklehead... that's a different story. :cheesy:

You're right about that, Biff. People here love to help eachother. I'm never afraid to post what I think or am going through. I don't know where that feisty Red is... but she's a hoot.