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acidstrik
03-12-02, 08:43AM
<h2><p align=center><b>Furby: The Toy of Death</b></h2></p>


It was projected by the year 2000, there would be at least one Furby in every American household family. On the stoke of midnight, 2001, all the Furbies would explode. The deadly nerve gas, being carried internally by the Furbies, would leak out and kill everyone who wasn’t killed by the blast.

If you recall, nerve gas was used by Saddam Hussein. The same guy who caused the Gulf War in 1991. After a disastrous defeat against the United States in a mere 2 weeks, the once powerful nation became a pile of rubble. And as for Saddam, also once a powerful tyrant became a cowardly rodent that sneaked around hiding from the US authorities that wanted him for war crimes. He was, and still is for that matter, laughed at and jokes about him shortly followed. Just as anyone would get, Saddam became angered at the US and wanted revenge.

The Furbies aren’t made by Tiger Electronics, but by Saddam and his crew in Baghdad Iraq. Saddam knew that Americans loved to play with inanimate objects, especially furry and shiny ones. This is why all the Furbies are furry and have a shiny thing on its forehead. Saddam knew that the Furby would be a big hit.

It was Dec. 31, 2000 and everyone was waiting for the New Year to arrive, especially Saddam. Everyone was busy playing with their new toys (Furbies), taking down Christmas decorations, and wishing everyone a Happy New Year. Eventually, the time came for all of the drunken Americans to stand crowded in a normally busy street in the shivering cold to watch a brightly-lighted ball drop, which resembles a shiny ball. Saddam was in one of his many palaces, drinking heavily, watching CNN news to see his most glorious plan at work in New York Time Square. When the stroke of midnight came nothing happened. Saddam was outraged. Saddam thought to himself, “What went wrong?”

As it turned out Saddam, still in his foolish ways, announced to CNN that he would get his revenge with the United States in the near future by a carrier least expected. The US’s NSA (highly secret service like the CIA), already knowing that the Furbies came from Baghdad, found out about Saddam’s plan and replaced all of the Furbies with their own. The NSA did add a few improvements. They added surveillance systems in the Furbies to watch over the public without their knowledge. That little shiny object in the middle of the Furbies forehead isn’t just a shiny object anymore. It contains a small video camera which sends its video feeds directly to the NSA head quarters.

So if you want to keep your privacy, get rid of your Furbie. Big Brother can’t treat us this way!



acidstrik & Don ©2001

Diva
03-12-02, 09:49AM
No Furbys in my home, man! I think we should ban the next 'rage' toy, too. Parents become mercinaries when some stupid toy comes out. Beanie babies, Elmo, Cabbage Patch dolls [I loath them], etc...

acidstrik
03-15-02, 07:01AM
Speaking of Cabbage Patch dolls, did you ever collect the Garbage Patch trading cards? Those were quite humorous. Too bad they stopped selling them.

dc
03-15-02, 08:04AM
We have 2 of "these", most likely still upstairs. A good thing cause I sleep downstairs.

I don't mind any surveillance on me when I am awake. I am a good person. It's when I am sleeping ... I have dreams, and sleep talk about God knows what.

AW ... FUCK IT! I am going upstairs now.

Redallnite
03-22-02, 07:20PM
My goodness when Jen was born, I think she ended up with 5 cabbage patch dolls. I had so many care bears I would lose her when putting up those bears. As far as those beanie babies, my mother-in -law owned a childerns store. Never bought a one but we have about 75+ of those things.