Diva
12-13-05, 06:53AM
My dear friend and coworker took a nasty spill at work yesterday. She had just put down some food for people to eat in an empty cupible and turned to walk out. At the last minute she noticed a drawer was ajar and tried to step over it only to realize a small trashcan was beyond that. She spun around and fell hard on her hip, fracturing it. She was supposed to have surgery on it last night, but I haven't heard anything yet.
I spent yestrday trying to call her husband, doctor and set things up. Unfortunately they brought her to the closest hospital, which wasn't UCLA. I am not happy about that. I'd rather she go to a place where I knew people instead of some rinky dink place that has a third of the capacity. After threatening to cut the balls off of the doctor if he screwed up I made my way home to pick up the freshly neutered/spayed kittens. Did I miss anything? I can't wait to see what the rest of the week is like. Oy.
News n Stuff
º Girls faked their own abductions (http://www.local10.com/news/5517008/detail.html). Twits
º Guy fakes retardation to fondle . Asshole
º Woman loses part of finger to lion (http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=qw1134372601464B223). Swift move
º Worker rescued after falling from ladder (http://www.local6.com/news/5517834/detail.html). Lovely
º Court pardons lovestruck bra burglar (http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2005-12-13T092556Z_01_WRI333908_RTRIDST_0_OUKOE-UK-CHINA-BRA.XML). No, really
º Hooker writes a bestseller (http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2005-12-12T172710Z_01_YUE248499_RTRUKOC_0_US-BRAZIL-PROSTITUTE.xml). How To book, right?
º Man likely killed over beer (http://www.local6.com/news/5515483/detail.html). Idjits
º UK warns parents of scary Santa (http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=iol1134460343728S625). They're all scary
º Man drives wrong way on hwy for 11 miles (http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2005-12-12T172554Z_01_DIT262748_RTRUKOC_0_US-FRANCE-ACCIDENT.xml). Moron
º Man hacked into internet accounts to extort sex (http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/5509523/detail.html). Idiot
º Paris Hilton worst celebrity pet owner (http://kevxml2a.infospace.com/_1_2DEVUJU03HSU3TL__info.ncbuy/apnws/story.htm?kcfg=apart&sin=D8EF478G2&qcat=entertain&ran=23064&passqi=&feed=ap&top=1). Oy vey
º Woman bites off policeman's finger (http://www.local6.com/news/5521096/detail.html). Cunt
º Thieves steal man's 400 lb. spacecraft (http://www.timesleader.com/mld/timesleader/news/local/13366146.htm). *blink*
º Church moves to evict adult store (http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/5517111/detail.html). Hell no, we won't go!
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º Bicycle Soccer Video (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6530039596888956061&q=bicycle+soccer)
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º Cute Overload (http://cuteoverload.com/)
º Pop Pirates (http://www.protokid.com/games/gamePage.php?gid=23)
º Might Make More Sense With Drugs (http://www2u.biglobe.ne.jp/%7Emacopism/noct/data/)
º Periodic Table of Comic Books (http://www.uky.edu/Projects/Chemcomics/)
I spent yestrday trying to call her husband, doctor and set things up. Unfortunately they brought her to the closest hospital, which wasn't UCLA. I am not happy about that. I'd rather she go to a place where I knew people instead of some rinky dink place that has a third of the capacity. After threatening to cut the balls off of the doctor if he screwed up I made my way home to pick up the freshly neutered/spayed kittens. Did I miss anything? I can't wait to see what the rest of the week is like. Oy.
News n Stuff
º Girls faked their own abductions (http://www.local10.com/news/5517008/detail.html). Twits
º Guy fakes retardation to fondle . Asshole
º Woman loses part of finger to lion (http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=qw1134372601464B223). Swift move
º Worker rescued after falling from ladder (http://www.local6.com/news/5517834/detail.html). Lovely
º Court pardons lovestruck bra burglar (http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2005-12-13T092556Z_01_WRI333908_RTRIDST_0_OUKOE-UK-CHINA-BRA.XML). No, really
º Hooker writes a bestseller (http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2005-12-12T172710Z_01_YUE248499_RTRUKOC_0_US-BRAZIL-PROSTITUTE.xml). How To book, right?
º Man likely killed over beer (http://www.local6.com/news/5515483/detail.html). Idjits
º UK warns parents of scary Santa (http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=iol1134460343728S625). They're all scary
º Man drives wrong way on hwy for 11 miles (http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2005-12-12T172554Z_01_DIT262748_RTRUKOC_0_US-FRANCE-ACCIDENT.xml). Moron
º Man hacked into internet accounts to extort sex (http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/5509523/detail.html). Idiot
º Paris Hilton worst celebrity pet owner (http://kevxml2a.infospace.com/_1_2DEVUJU03HSU3TL__info.ncbuy/apnws/story.htm?kcfg=apart&sin=D8EF478G2&qcat=entertain&ran=23064&passqi=&feed=ap&top=1). Oy vey
º Woman bites off policeman's finger (http://www.local6.com/news/5521096/detail.html). Cunt
º Thieves steal man's 400 lb. spacecraft (http://www.timesleader.com/mld/timesleader/news/local/13366146.htm). *blink*
º Church moves to evict adult store (http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/5517111/detail.html). Hell no, we won't go!
News n Stuff
º Bicycle Soccer Video (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6530039596888956061&q=bicycle+soccer)
º Best Bumper Stickers (http://funny2.com/bumper.htm)
º Cute Overload (http://cuteoverload.com/)
º Pop Pirates (http://www.protokid.com/games/gamePage.php?gid=23)
º Might Make More Sense With Drugs (http://www2u.biglobe.ne.jp/%7Emacopism/noct/data/)
º Periodic Table of Comic Books (http://www.uky.edu/Projects/Chemcomics/)