Baby Got Back

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CHICAGO (Reuters) - Fatter rear ends are causing many drug injections to miss their mark, requiring longer needles to reach buttock muscle, researchers said on Monday..... (http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2005-11-29T130946Z_01_MOL867559_RTRUKOC_0_US-BUTTOCKS.xml)

[Bassmama]

Heh- I'd need a 'big 10 inch'....

Oh- you're talking about needles?????

[James]

"An estimated 65 percent of U.S. adults are overweight or obese."
I have a solution! Send them off to the Army, that'll whip em into shape and solve the recruiting shortfalls, both at the same time!

[Bassmama]

I'm too old for the army, sweetie.

Um.... can I get housed in the men's barracks???? Mebbe I'm NOT too old.