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Redallnite
10-01-01, 06:46PM
My redneck of a husband, decided he wanted another truck. Shit-head took my truck to work and came back with a 2002 chevy silverado 1500 4dr extended cab. The ass never said a word!! The worst part is it's blue. :(
aussie
10-01-01, 07:06PM
You now have an excuse to go buy a new computer dont you? But dont get a blue one they suck

you have a redneck husband?
shit how about that so does cokeroach`s new wife..... hey you didnt?...na you wouldnt...Would you?
Na not him you couldnt

shit it could be worse red. At least he came home with a chevy, imagine the embarrasment if he had came home with a smelly old ford. So count your blessings you could have something dripping ford oil and rust on your drive
Redallnite
10-01-01, 07:31PM
Well my redneck husband is a cheap #$%^@$%. But maybe for christmas!!
minerjoe1963
10-02-01, 06:41AM
ha ha ha he he heh heh hack hack weeze weeze
gotta quit smokin :p :p
Diva
10-05-01, 06:53AM
I hope he bought a pillow and blanket... For the dog house!!!
Jennafer
10-07-01, 11:09PM
What's wrong with a new truck??? I guess he could've told you but I'd be happy as shit to have brand new one. Blue isn't bad either. Maybe he wanted to suprise you. I wish my man would take my 91 probe away and bring me back a new car. Any color!:confused:
Diva
10-08-01, 02:50AM
Aussie :finger:

Jenn, ask the little lady how often she drives 'her' new truck....
aussie
10-08-01, 10:38AM
Four
Old
Rusty
Doors
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Found
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Rubish
Dumps
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Fucked
On
Race
Days
:finger: :finger: :finger:
Diva
10-08-01, 11:07AM
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'Nuff said :D :finger:
Jennafer
10-08-01, 02:09PM
That's true, Diva. For the price of a brand new one, you could have two really nice used ones....
Jennafer
10-08-01, 10:31PM
Okay, I got the point about Fords. Man, it was a freebie....Like I'm going to say no. I'm grateful. It beats sticking my thumb out . If it runs....and is legit...I'm there.
Jennafer
10-09-01, 10:19AM
Well, if I was going to get all picky...I'd have a fucking Limo w/driver so I could party all over the place and pick up my friends and never worry about driving. Ahhhh. That would be the shit.
Diva
10-09-01, 12:28PM
So... any chance of you trading it back? Or for a different car? What car is considered your car, woman! Get some phone books and stand up for yourself, chick!!!!!
aussie
10-09-01, 04:28PM
Originally posted by Diva
So... any chance of you trading it back? Or for a different car? What car is considered your car, woman! Get some phone books and stand up for yourself, chick!!!!!
stand up for her self?
Red has to stand on a box to get into her honda. She cant even see over the dash and reach the pedals at the time in HER new truck.
Does he let you wash it yet?
Redallnite
10-09-01, 08:14PM
Well I just want my favorite guy to know that I have been driving the BLUE truck!!!

I think my husband is going to have to get a step mounted on that truck aswell!!!
Redallnite
10-13-01, 03:18PM
Originally posted by aussie
you just love your new blue truck dont you little girl. Do you sit on a pillow when you drive that thing? how do those little legs reach the peddles? The more answers I get the more questions I need to ask. This is a really difficult thread to answer isnt it

I'm starting to warm up to the blue truck. Even though it's a big truck, the seat is programed to scoot up when my behind is in that thar big truck!!! ;)
Jake
10-15-01, 08:02AM
There is nothing sexier than a petite lady stepping out of a Big Truck. Don't you listen to them, Red. After all, you can drive right over their toy cars. ;)
Redallnite
10-19-01, 08:33PM
A man after my own heart!! ;)