JakeD
10-02-05, 07:07AM
I got bored on the drive home from the laundromat and thought this up. Don't ask.
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A lot of guys glorify the idea of being married to a porno star. But when you think about it, wouldn’t it kinda suck? First off, your day would never top hers.
“So how was work, honey?”
“Oh, well, I did a quintuple gangbang, twelve guys jerked off on my face and fucked me in all my holes with fresh fruit, and…oh yeah! I did my first anal double penetration today! What about you?”
“I…uh…collated files and had a meeting. How about some dinner?”
And then, you’ve got to think about the fact that everywhere you go, guys look at your wife like she’s a piece of meat. Because once a guy’s seen a woman fistfucked on camera by a big Mexican dude, he can’t help but objectify her.
Then, if she went into amateur work, would you have to work on an intro as a sort of sales pitch?
“Hi, I’m John, and this is my wife Lisa. You may have seen her in several cum-covered classics such as ‘Lisa Fucks Everything - Vol. 1-998’, ‘Barnyard Sluts: Hi, I’m The Ho For Silver’, ‘Grandpas Gone Wild’, and ‘Bukkake Beach Bunnies #49’. Oh, me? I sell real estate.”
Plus you’d have to take into account the fact that once some people have been doing the same thing at work all day long, they don’t really want to do it when they get home. Take chefs, for example. They slave over a hot stove all day long, so quite often, the last thing they want to do when they walk through the door is to head straight to the kitchen and whip up a big dinner. So would you have to be resigned to the fact that nine times out of ten, your wife won’t want to fuck because she’s still sore from the scenes with Mandingo Brown? Or would she just lay there bored while you pump away furiously, and suddenly you hear her sigh and say to herself
“I wish he would just shit on my chest so that I could really get off.”
Doesn’t sound like such a hot idea now, eh guys?
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A lot of guys glorify the idea of being married to a porno star. But when you think about it, wouldn’t it kinda suck? First off, your day would never top hers.
“So how was work, honey?”
“Oh, well, I did a quintuple gangbang, twelve guys jerked off on my face and fucked me in all my holes with fresh fruit, and…oh yeah! I did my first anal double penetration today! What about you?”
“I…uh…collated files and had a meeting. How about some dinner?”
And then, you’ve got to think about the fact that everywhere you go, guys look at your wife like she’s a piece of meat. Because once a guy’s seen a woman fistfucked on camera by a big Mexican dude, he can’t help but objectify her.
Then, if she went into amateur work, would you have to work on an intro as a sort of sales pitch?
“Hi, I’m John, and this is my wife Lisa. You may have seen her in several cum-covered classics such as ‘Lisa Fucks Everything - Vol. 1-998’, ‘Barnyard Sluts: Hi, I’m The Ho For Silver’, ‘Grandpas Gone Wild’, and ‘Bukkake Beach Bunnies #49’. Oh, me? I sell real estate.”
Plus you’d have to take into account the fact that once some people have been doing the same thing at work all day long, they don’t really want to do it when they get home. Take chefs, for example. They slave over a hot stove all day long, so quite often, the last thing they want to do when they walk through the door is to head straight to the kitchen and whip up a big dinner. So would you have to be resigned to the fact that nine times out of ten, your wife won’t want to fuck because she’s still sore from the scenes with Mandingo Brown? Or would she just lay there bored while you pump away furiously, and suddenly you hear her sigh and say to herself
“I wish he would just shit on my chest so that I could really get off.”
Doesn’t sound like such a hot idea now, eh guys?