Diva
09-30-05, 06:48AM
I can't believe they called AGAIN! The minute I heard that Indian accent my jaw dropped. Same fucking script. I was SURE they were calling about something else. My card being used illegally. Confirming payment for the tickets. Anything else but that fucking add on. Nope.
Script Reader: ... and there is no payment when...
Me: Stop. StopstopSTOP! Six times... This is the SIXTH time you people called me!
Script Reader: Ma''am?
Me: What do you want? Do you want me to cancel my account? Is that it? Cut up my card and give it back? What do you want from me so that you will STOP calling me!?!? I am already on your Do Not Call list.
Script Reader: The Do Not Call list is for general calls. It doesn't count great offers from compan...
Me: I said YOUR Do Not Call List. They put me on it the LAST time you people called.
Script Reader: Oh. Well I will add you to the list and it will be effective in 30 days. Ifyouhaveanyquestionsaboutthiscallyoucandial800*** * Goodbye. *click*
I am still thinking of just cancelling this fucking card. I don't even know why I used it. That will teach me to sign up on impulse.
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º Pensioner pissed off at eBay (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1553770.html). That'll teach em!
º Robber foiled by fake gun (http://www.local6.com/news/5034371/detail.html). Ha Ha!
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Script Reader: ... and there is no payment when...
Me: Stop. StopstopSTOP! Six times... This is the SIXTH time you people called me!
Script Reader: Ma''am?
Me: What do you want? Do you want me to cancel my account? Is that it? Cut up my card and give it back? What do you want from me so that you will STOP calling me!?!? I am already on your Do Not Call list.
Script Reader: The Do Not Call list is for general calls. It doesn't count great offers from compan...
Me: I said YOUR Do Not Call List. They put me on it the LAST time you people called.
Script Reader: Oh. Well I will add you to the list and it will be effective in 30 days. Ifyouhaveanyquestionsaboutthiscallyoucandial800*** * Goodbye. *click*
I am still thinking of just cancelling this fucking card. I don't even know why I used it. That will teach me to sign up on impulse.
News n Stuff
º Samurai mom busted (http://www.local6.com/news/5036814/detail.html). MILF=Mom I'd Like to Fight
º Recipe for perfect sand castle found (http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2005-09-29T181742Z_01_KRA877909_RTRUKOC_0_US-SANDCASTLE.xml). Cool!
º Nuclear bombers get patron saint (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16758629-13762,00.html). *blink*
º Robber leaves car near police dog compound (http://www.local6.com/news/5034465/detail.html). HAH!
º Students embarrassed by dress-code shirts (http://www.nbc4.tv/education/5035566/detail.html). *snickers*
º 67 year-old busted for shanking student (http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/national/news/20050929p2a00m0na010000c.html). WTF!?!
º Houses in new community vandalized (http://www.local10.com/news/5034883/detail.html). Fucking Florida
º Pensioner pissed off at eBay (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1553770.html). That'll teach em!
º Robber foiled by fake gun (http://www.local6.com/news/5034371/detail.html). Ha Ha!
º Slovakian army advertises on condoms (http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=qw1127967842240B241). And?
º Flight attendants boycott film (http://www.nbc4.tv/entertainment/5034842/detail.html). Oh go away
º Firemen cause chaos with SS uniforms (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1553754.html). Morons
º Kid causes school lockdown with false report (http://www.local10.com/news/5035308/detail.html). Dipshits
º Tuberculosis victims selling spit (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16758737-13762,00.html). Ummm... Ew
Levity
º Great Storm chasing pictures (http://www.stormgasm.com/photo%20gallery/lightning/lightning.htm)
º Voices in the Wilderness (http://www.vitw.org/gallery/albums.php)
º NEW Stupid Computer Calls (http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_calls.shtml)
º Save my ass.com (http://savemyass.com/home)
º Video: Lazy lover linen (http://www.zippyvideos.com/6659103031338146/lifesupportlazylover/)
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