Diva
03-05-02, 03:57PM
Alabama- Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska- 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong
Arizona- But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas- Literacy Ain't Everything
California- By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado- If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut- Like Massachusetts, Only the Kennedys Don't Own It.....Yet
Delaware- We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida- Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia- We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii- "Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru" (Death To Mainland Scum, But
Leave Your Money)
Idaho- More Than Just Potatoes...Well OK, We're Not, But Our Potatoes Sure
Are Real Good
Illinois- Please Don't Pronounce The "S"
Indiana- Two Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa- We Do Amazing Things With Corn!
Kansas- First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky- Five Million People - Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana- We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine- We're Really Cold But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland- If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts- Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (Four Tax Brackets)
Michigan- First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota- 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi-Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri-Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana-Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Rightwing Crazies And Very
Little Else
Nebraska- Ask About Out State Motto Contest
Nevada- Hookers And Poker
New Hampshire- Go Away And Leave Us Alone!
New Jersey- You Want A ##$%## ! Motto? I got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico- Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York- You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An
Attorney
North Carolina- Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota- We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio- At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma- Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon- Spotted Owl...It's What For Dinner
Pennsylvania- Cook With Coal
Rhode Island- We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina- Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota-Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee- The Educashun State
Texas- "Si. Hablo Ingles." (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah- Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont- Yep
Virginia- Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington- Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers
Washington, DC-Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia-One Big Happy Family...Really!
Wisconsin-Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming- Where Men Are Men...And The Sheep Are Scared
Alaska- 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong
Arizona- But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas- Literacy Ain't Everything
California- By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado- If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut- Like Massachusetts, Only the Kennedys Don't Own It.....Yet
Delaware- We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida- Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia- We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii- "Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru" (Death To Mainland Scum, But
Leave Your Money)
Idaho- More Than Just Potatoes...Well OK, We're Not, But Our Potatoes Sure
Are Real Good
Illinois- Please Don't Pronounce The "S"
Indiana- Two Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa- We Do Amazing Things With Corn!
Kansas- First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky- Five Million People - Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana- We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine- We're Really Cold But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland- If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts- Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (Four Tax Brackets)
Michigan- First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota- 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi-Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri-Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana-Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Rightwing Crazies And Very
Little Else
Nebraska- Ask About Out State Motto Contest
Nevada- Hookers And Poker
New Hampshire- Go Away And Leave Us Alone!
New Jersey- You Want A ##$%## ! Motto? I got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico- Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York- You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An
Attorney
North Carolina- Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota- We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio- At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma- Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon- Spotted Owl...It's What For Dinner
Pennsylvania- Cook With Coal
Rhode Island- We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina- Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota-Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee- The Educashun State
Texas- "Si. Hablo Ingles." (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah- Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont- Yep
Virginia- Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington- Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers
Washington, DC-Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia-One Big Happy Family...Really!
Wisconsin-Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming- Where Men Are Men...And The Sheep Are Scared