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101: Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV
102: Doing Housework Without Complaining
103: Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You Can Charge
104: Going to The Washroom Alone (formerly Coping Without My Friends)
105: Understanding the Male Response to "Do I Look OK?"
106: Exercise: How it Keeps You from Looking Like Your Mother
107: Learning How to Initiate Intimacy
108: How to Apologize When You Are Obviously Wrong
109: Understanding the Male Response to "Am I Fat?"
110: Dishwashers: Rinsing Before Is Not a Must
111: The Toilet Seat: I Can Learn to Put It Down Too
112: Using the Thesaurus: Alternatives to "Make Love"
113: "The Weekend" and "Long Boring Walks" Are Not Synonymous
114: How to Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Embarrass Him
115: The Remote Control: Don't Touch What You Can't Handle
116: You Too Can Be the One to Hang Up the Phone
117: Honest, You Don't Look Like Kim Bassinger – But You're Acceptable
118: Hairspray: The Effects On The Ecosystem (formerly One Can Is Enough)
119: Runs In Your Nylons? It's Not the End of the World
120: Fishing: Being Able to Bait Your Own Hook
121: Intimacy: More Than Just Lying There
122: Learning to Choose What to Wear In Less Than Four Hours
123: Vacations: Doing Without 4 Suitcases
124: Makeup: The Less is More Theory
125: Nagging: Stop the Insanity!
Unforgiven
09-15-05, 06:55PM
124: Makeup: The Less is More Theory
Someone please start this class.
Bassmama
09-16-05, 05:04AM
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101: Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV YOU need to learn this first. Besides, that's the only way you know we're there- unless you WANT something.
102: Doing Housework Without Complaining WE don't like cleaning toilets, either. If you use it, CLEAN IT!
103: Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You Can Charge Hey- my ex was worse than I was. I didn't have a charge card until after I married him.
104: Going to The Washroom Alone (formerly Coping Without My Friends) I never understood the 'buddy system'
105: Understanding the Male Response to "Do I Look OK?" If that's the only way we can get compliments.... Saying something complimentary occaisionally just MIGHT end this question.
106: Exercise: How it Keeps You from Looking Like Your Mother Men first. (Nice beer belly, squareass.)
107: Learning How to Initiate Intimacy Again- Men First- but won't they need to learn the meaning of the word "intimacy"??
108: How to Apologize When You Are Obviously Wrong When is that?
109: Understanding the Male Response to "Am I Fat?" You mean, someone actually ASKS???
110: Dishwashers: Rinsing Before Is Not a Must Yes it is!
111: The Toilet Seat: I Can Learn to Put It Down Too Why should I have to?
112: Using the Thesaurus: Alternatives to "Make Love" Then you'll call us 'slutty'- MAKE UP YOUR MINDS! DO YOU WANT US TO act like 'VIRGINS' OR 'HOs'??
113: "The Weekend" and "Long Boring Walks" Are Not Synonymous YOU GUYS are the ones that want us to EXERCISE! (See # 106)
114: How to Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Embarrass Him But it's more FUN that way! Besides, just BEING with you is embarrassing enough sometimes...
115: The Remote Control: Don't Touch What You Can't Handle We'd say 'same to you' but then we'd never get laid.
116: You Too Can Be the One to Hang Up the Phone Huh- you guys have NO ROOM TO TALK!
117: Honest, You Don't Look Like Kim Bassinger – But You're Acceptable Look in the mirror lately???
118: Hairspray: The Effects On The Ecosystem (formerly One Can Is Enough) Deodorant & toothpaste: men should learn what they are, too.
119: Runs In Your Nylons? It's Not the End of the World Runs make them weaker so there's more of a chance of failing when you CHOKE THE SHIT OUT OF A MAN FOR BEING A JERK!
120: Fishing: Being Able to Bait Your Own Hook But it makes you men feel SOOO 'manly' when we act weak & helpless....
121: Intimacy: More Than Just Lying There You GUYS need to learn this more than WE do. It should take LONGER than 3 minutes....
122: Learning to Choose What to Wear In Less Than Four Hours Sorry- we don't re-dress ourselves with the undies on the floor we've worn all week & the torn jeans & tees that haven't been washed for 2 weeks. (Like YOU guys do.)
123: Vacations: Doing Without 4 Suitcases I thought you guys were boyscouts? "Be Prepared"? Besides, see #122.
124: Makeup: The Less is More Theory Then stop ogling the ones that are so painted up if you don't like it!!!
125: Nagging: Stop the Insanity! Get off your asses & away from the TV & DO something before it BECOMES nagging!!! (3 week old garbage does NOT smell too good!)
Unforgiven
09-16-05, 04:15PM
Way to take a joke, there.
*blink*
Ya know... I DID make one for the men so it was fair. Personally, I think A LOT of women need these classes.
Way to take a joke, there.
Pfft. Broads.
:cool:
Amaurote
09-17-05, 03:39AM
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Then you'll call us 'slutty'- MAKE UP YOUR MINDS! DO YOU WANT US TO act like 'VIRGINS' OR 'HOs'??
Hos please. Thank you.
dynamitt
09-17-05, 05:28AM
hmm from what i can see i dont need any of this classes...Mebbe Pepe have a diffrent opinion :P
Bassmama
09-17-05, 06:02AM
:rolleyes: Jeeze- YOU guys- I meant them as HUMEROUS! JEEZE!!
dynamitt
09-17-05, 06:42PM
:rolleyes: Jeeze- YOU guys- I meant them as HUMEROUS! JEEZE!!
I think we have discussed this before, but its hard to joke sometimes online. Try and add some smilies and stuff next time
Unforgiven
09-17-05, 10:32PM
Don't make me counter those.
Amaurote
09-18-05, 01:18AM
Next time add the rider "This is a joke" to all your jokes, then people will know when to laugh. Or use canned laughter and ditch the audience - and the jokes. If there were fewer jokes and more canned laughter the world would be a better place - it would be like one giant studio of Animals Do the Funniest Things.
Next time add the rider "This is a joke" to all your jokes, then people will know when to laugh. Or use canned laughter and ditch the audience - and the jokes. If there were fewer jokes and more canned laughter the world would be a better place - it would be like one giant studio of Animals Do the Funniest Things.
As long as they show the video of the monkey picking his butt, sniffing his finger, and then falling off of the log, I'm there.
...what?
Progressive
09-18-05, 10:07AM
GOD i do not liek sluts either.
As long as they show the video of the monkey picking his butt, sniffing his finger, and then falling off of the log, I'm there.
OMG! I fucking LOVE that clip! That is one of my favorite internet videos EVAR!!!!
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