Diva
09-09-05, 06:02AM
Yesterday sucked monkey balls. Big, hairy, sweaty ones. Last night was hell and the nightmare made this morning a joy to wake up to. Now... work. If I were a cartoon charactor I'd have a dark scribble cloud over me right about now. Bah! This weekend had better be good or ELSE!
To donate to the victims of Katrina:
The Red Cross (http://www.redcross.org/)
CNN Donation List (http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2005/katrina/help.center/#dv)
News n Stuff
º Diver couple moves into underwater home (http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2005-09-08T162403Z_01_MOL858976_RTRIDST_0_OUKOE-UK-LIFE-WATERWORLD.XML). No, really
º Man almost crushed by trash truck truck (http://www.local6.com/news/4948984/detail.html). Idiot
º Student designs "recycling" shower (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1529626.html). Very cool
º Baggage handlers nailed in drug sting (http://www.local10.com/news/4948961/detail.html). LOSERS!
º Ice machines help cool evacuees (http://www.nbc4.tv/irresistible/4947598/detail.html). Cool! err... Yay!
º China bans bald taxi drivers (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16521517-13762,00.html). What about turbans?
º Police recruit aids in own arrest (http://www.local6.com/news/4947646/detail.html). Can I use the siren?
º Buddhist monks take accounting classes (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16532425-13762,00.html). *blink*
º Girlfriend turns in guy for stealing tickets (http://www.etruth.com/News/Content.aspx?ID=355854&page=). HAH!
º Crane falls on top of apartment in Florida (http://www.local10.com/news/4947915/detail.html). Dude...
º Australian schools offer surfing classes (http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=qw1126181521939A236). Shark bait 101
º Rolling Stone publishes Thompson note (http://www.local6.com/news/4948526/detail.html). Creepy
º Ex-millionaire sells his body as ad space (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1529427.html). Moron
º Honda develops motorcycle airbag (http://www.local10.com/automotive/4947789/detail.html). Ummm.... No
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To donate to the victims of Katrina:
The Red Cross (http://www.redcross.org/)
CNN Donation List (http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2005/katrina/help.center/#dv)
News n Stuff
º Diver couple moves into underwater home (http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2005-09-08T162403Z_01_MOL858976_RTRIDST_0_OUKOE-UK-LIFE-WATERWORLD.XML). No, really
º Man almost crushed by trash truck truck (http://www.local6.com/news/4948984/detail.html). Idiot
º Student designs "recycling" shower (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1529626.html). Very cool
º Baggage handlers nailed in drug sting (http://www.local10.com/news/4948961/detail.html). LOSERS!
º Ice machines help cool evacuees (http://www.nbc4.tv/irresistible/4947598/detail.html). Cool! err... Yay!
º China bans bald taxi drivers (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16521517-13762,00.html). What about turbans?
º Police recruit aids in own arrest (http://www.local6.com/news/4947646/detail.html). Can I use the siren?
º Buddhist monks take accounting classes (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16532425-13762,00.html). *blink*
º Girlfriend turns in guy for stealing tickets (http://www.etruth.com/News/Content.aspx?ID=355854&page=). HAH!
º Crane falls on top of apartment in Florida (http://www.local10.com/news/4947915/detail.html). Dude...
º Australian schools offer surfing classes (http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=qw1126181521939A236). Shark bait 101
º Rolling Stone publishes Thompson note (http://www.local6.com/news/4948526/detail.html). Creepy
º Ex-millionaire sells his body as ad space (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1529427.html). Moron
º Honda develops motorcycle airbag (http://www.local10.com/automotive/4947789/detail.html). Ummm.... No
Levity
º Video: Crook cant read door signs (http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1125523014)
º Flying Spaghetti Monster game (http://www.freeworldgroup.com/games2/gameindex/flyingspag.htm)
º E-bay misspellings (http://www.fatfingers.com/)
º Dogs in tubs (http://members.cox.net/mooalex2/dogsintubs/)
º Simply Fired (http://www.simplyfired.com/)
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º Redhead (http://www.babes.coolios.net/_galleries/ftvgirls/ftv71/)
º Sexah Brunette (http://mc-nudes.com/host_gal/30/index.php?ccid=993605)
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º Lez be friends (http://galleries.kellemarie.com/hg/05/?nats=MTAyNzQ2OjM6MTM&content=adelekelle)
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