Sterling
02-28-02, 02:02PM
One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral, the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock-up of a heart made up of red flowers.
When the pastor finished with his sermon, and after everyone said their good-byes, the large heart opened. The coffin rolled inside and the heart closed again.
At that moment, one of the mourners burst into a fit of laughter. Irritated by his insensitivity, the guy next to him asked, "Why are you laughing?"
"I was just thinking about my own funeral," the man replied. "I'm a gynecologist."
When the pastor finished with his sermon, and after everyone said their good-byes, the large heart opened. The coffin rolled inside and the heart closed again.
At that moment, one of the mourners burst into a fit of laughter. Irritated by his insensitivity, the guy next to him asked, "Why are you laughing?"
"I was just thinking about my own funeral," the man replied. "I'm a gynecologist."