"We don't need no stinkin' badges"

[eyespy3017]

:D Hello everybody!!!! Thought I would introduce myself to everyone, my name is Honcho..wait let me start again..<clear throat> my name is Chris and I am an .. nevermind. I live over here in Pittsburgh, PA and love every minute of it. When I was younger I lived everywhere from Gloucster, Mass down to St. Johns in the USVI.I have never been to the West Coast and I am pissed about that, closest I have been has been Montana, Glacier Nat'l Park to be exact. I am doing the dirty in April( getting married) never thought those words would come out of my fingertips. Oh by the way my real name is Chris, but my friends call me Lumpy(semi-long story). I recently purchased a house, which I love, but it seems like I work 40, solely for this investment !!!! Speaking of work, I do telecommunications, Project Mgmt, shit like that. Absolutely love it, as of lately I have been on the internet more than usual, due to lack of work. Our company has just recently climbed out of the hole called Chapter 11!! Favorite Movies are 1 Blazzing Saddles 2 Caddyshack 3 Slapshot, I like a whole bunch more, but I will stop there. Favorite colors are Green and whatever matches with it. Dislikes: snobs, empty pockets, ass beads(in my person), electric stoves, bad coffee, mouses that get dirty and the pointer goes in a different direction,skunk beers, when waitresses call me "hon" :mad: , going to a public restroom and finding out that there are no more paper seat covers!!!:( , roadrage, thats enough for now. My likes, I have a lot of likes, women( Thats includes my fiancee), beers, a smoke with my coffee in the morning, sports, getting a hole-in-one after all these years playing golf, masturbation, role playing, brand new pens(right out of the box), grilling out, I freagin love,love to cook, beers, :o , running the table when playing pool, warm toilet seats(not furry ones either, all men miss sometimes):rant: , kissing(huge fan), love old school harcore punk, Black flag, Circle Jerks, Murphys Law, Dead kennedy's, the 4 skins, all time favorite-The Business, Skrewdriver( I am not a racist though), Sham 69, Crux, the Dead Boys, too many to name actually, sports talk radio on my way home from work. ( my finger are starting to hurt):baby:

Thanks for playing, talk to you soon

[Diva]

Hey Lumpy! Great post! I'm so glad you joined NCT! You'll get to know everyone here and I know you'll like them. This is a great group of people and the conversation is never boring. I hope you enjoy yourself on the boards. Don't get busted at work!!! Heh. have fun and see ya on the boards!!!

[Anton]

Welcome to this humble abode.

Michael Madsen kicks some serious arse. Vengeance Unlimited was a quality show.

[eyespy3017]

Anton, I will have to check that one out, Aussie thanks for the beer, I really don't need one right now, but I have no problem endulging:D . Anyway, so how are things for everybody....

[Jake]

Howdy Eyespy! Welcome to NCT. You'll like here, garenteed. I've met some of the best people on this board, and I've never felt so comfortable. Enjoy!

[eyespy3017]

Thanks boss, I am already feeling comfortable, it's a nice feeling( I am getting mushy in my old age

[Redallnite]

Well hello Lumpy - I sure hope you will enjoy playing on NCT!! It's a hoot and don't believe a word they say about the red head...:winkkiss:

[Diva]

Originally posted by Redallnite
Well hello Lumpy - I sure hope you will enjoy playing on NCT!! It's a hoot and don't believe a word they say about the red head...:winkkiss:

You mean Sunny? Now why would we say anything about him? You on the other hand.....

http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/oth/vb/red/redheadclub.gif

[Redallnite]

Now Diva, don't tell all my secrets just yet!!

http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/oth/vb/red/mel_winking_lg_wht.gif

[dc]

Hello there Lumpy.

I might have a work around to avoid the whole "marriage" thing. I am doing some R&D on a pocket pussy that plugs into a USB port.

3 speeds
- Tantric
- Dog humping leg
- Horny mental patient

4 models
- Sideways
- Lippy
- Shaved
- Vibrating cornhole

Saline implants sold seperately.

These vagina's won't get pregnant, don't have credit cards, won't invite mother over, can't piss and moan when you play more than 18 holes, or want you to re-arrange the furniture every week.

Think of the possibilities!

[eyespy3017]

Its funny you should mention moving furniture, I just got done doing that yesterday!! Sounds like a great idea, but where does the love and compassion come from? What the f***?!?!?, I guess it is all in the head. :confused: :confused:

[dc]

I don't display the sensibilities commensurate with my age BUT, I think those are cuss words,

aren't they?

DISREGUARD the previous

Welcome aboard!

[berly]

Originally posted by eyespy3017
Blove old school harcore punk, Black flag, Circle Jerks, Murphys Law, Dead kennedy's, the 4 skins, all time favorite-The Business, Skrewdriver( I am not a racist though), Sham 69, Crux, the Dead Boys, too many to name actually,
[/B]


Welcome to the trix. I am a bad soldier. I dissappear from here at times. Then I come back and all kinds of cool new people have signed up!

I love old school punk too. I have to ask your opinion on something. The Exploited. I feel that they are the biggest sham there is. How they got as far as they did, I don't know.

I like: Fear, GBH, Dead Kennedys, 4 Skins, Revolting Cocks, Warlock Pinchers, and many many more.

I like many other bands and music genres too.

[eyespy3017]

The Exploited were something else, I loved there music, after they got mainstreamed?crossover? they went straight downhill!! straight down.. they sucked after that, I think they had a bad boy image that was there draw, they were one of my first shows here in Pittsburgh at the Electric Banana, ended "partying" with them after, they were complete jack asses, Wattie, was a tool. He never bothered me, I just kinda sat back and watched their actions and listened, I do not know if I didn't understand the English mentality or what!? I still listen to all the old stuff, my woman fuckin hates it, but tough.