JakeD
07-18-05, 06:24AM
Well, that's what they say.
Props to Pos for supplying lots of surprisingly good porn on Friday. I was expecting transsexuals and horses, and instead got some really attractive women. I was disappointed, of course, but I'm sure this made everyone else breathe a sigh of relief.
Just send the dog-on-dead guy videos to my Gmail account, Pos. :love:
All bullshitting aside, some days a guy just needs a break, and that's what's happening today. So enjoy my porn (well, not mine specifically, the site would immediately crash if I put anything up that involved me without clothing) and enjoy Monday for what it really is: every working person's own little gift-wrapped slice of Hell.
News n Stuff
º Chicago's new mini-hospital for the birds (http://www.nbc5.com/news/4733570/detail.html?z=dp&dpswid=2265994&dppid=65195). Heh
º Woman strips down in court (http://www.local10.com/news/4728184/detail.html). Nice.
º High IQ won't make you happy (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,15943548-13762,00.html). Well, ignorance IS bliss...
º Toddler survives being hit by bus (http://www.nbc4.tv/news/4728727/detail.html). Holy shit
º Company sells 10,000 defective TVs (http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/national/news/20050716p2a00m0na002000c.html). Oops
º Crash kills 2, baby unharmed (http://www.local6.com/news/4732388/detail.html). Lucky kid
º 96 year-old man in yacht race (http://www.nbc5.com/news/4731876/detail.html?z=dp&dpswid=2265994&dppid=65195). Good luck, Pops
º Hospital grants mom's dying wish (http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/328987p-281150c.html). :D
º Chef cooks up world's biggest curry (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,15958271-13762,00.html). Mmm...curry
º Rare gun given program (http://www.local10.com/news/4726678/detail.html). Way to go
º Drunk woman gives birth to drunk baby (http://www.nbc4.tv/news/4728037/detail.html). Scum
º Suicidal woman kills 3 in wreck (http://www.nbc5.com/news/4733772/detail.html?z=dp&dpswid=2265994&dppid=65195). Stupid bitch
º Roach museum draws visitors (http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=qw1121586302867B222). Gross.
º Neighbors rescue girl from exploding home (http://www.local6.com/news/4732311/detail.html). Awesome
Levity
º Bitch, make me a sandwich (http://www.bitchmakemeasandwich.com/)
º Steve, Don't Eat It! (http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php)
º Thirteen! (http://www.compfused.com/directlink/799/)
º President Moron (http://www.presidentmoron.com/)
º Great quotes by comedians (http://netscrap.com/netscrap_detail.cfm?scrap_id=622)
º Switch to Linux flash (http://www.nata2.info/humor/flash/switchlinux3.swf)
Monday Pornstravaganza
º Indian Hottie Shows off Her Body (http://www.indianuncovered.net/india/BustyIndian895/tgps10.html)
º Amateur Babe Gets Naked Outside (http://www.ftvgrls.com/models/gabriella/ftv_girls_gabriella.htm)
º Asian Hottie With a Great Body (http://www.alexworker.com/tgpasianexoticwhd.html)
º Latina Cutie Posing (http://www.ftvgrls.com/models/chantelle/ftv_girls_chantelle_rr.htm)
º Ebony Babe Strips Down (http://gallys.nastydollars.com/bn/240/?id=mikesapts)
º Redheaded Zoya Malyuk Naked (http://www.hottystop.com/zoya.php)
º Thick Redhead Hottie Nude (http://www.69blue.com/rubyred/18/5.html)
º Hot Filipina Lesbians Playing Around (http://www.cutelocalteens.com/2005-a/7-asian/020/files/HardcoreAsians12.html)
º Candy Diaz Is a Dirty Mechanic (http://www.addictedtoanal.com/candice_diaz/)
º Brunette Hottie Shows Some Pink (http://sex-toys-movies.com/gals/37/rich.html)
º Thick Black Hottie Gets Naked (http://www.galleriesmania.com/gals/662ebbt/dailyjpg.htm)
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Props to Pos for supplying lots of surprisingly good porn on Friday. I was expecting transsexuals and horses, and instead got some really attractive women. I was disappointed, of course, but I'm sure this made everyone else breathe a sigh of relief.
Just send the dog-on-dead guy videos to my Gmail account, Pos. :love:
All bullshitting aside, some days a guy just needs a break, and that's what's happening today. So enjoy my porn (well, not mine specifically, the site would immediately crash if I put anything up that involved me without clothing) and enjoy Monday for what it really is: every working person's own little gift-wrapped slice of Hell.
News n Stuff
º Chicago's new mini-hospital for the birds (http://www.nbc5.com/news/4733570/detail.html?z=dp&dpswid=2265994&dppid=65195). Heh
º Woman strips down in court (http://www.local10.com/news/4728184/detail.html). Nice.
º High IQ won't make you happy (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,15943548-13762,00.html). Well, ignorance IS bliss...
º Toddler survives being hit by bus (http://www.nbc4.tv/news/4728727/detail.html). Holy shit
º Company sells 10,000 defective TVs (http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/national/news/20050716p2a00m0na002000c.html). Oops
º Crash kills 2, baby unharmed (http://www.local6.com/news/4732388/detail.html). Lucky kid
º 96 year-old man in yacht race (http://www.nbc5.com/news/4731876/detail.html?z=dp&dpswid=2265994&dppid=65195). Good luck, Pops
º Hospital grants mom's dying wish (http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/328987p-281150c.html). :D
º Chef cooks up world's biggest curry (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,15958271-13762,00.html). Mmm...curry
º Rare gun given program (http://www.local10.com/news/4726678/detail.html). Way to go
º Drunk woman gives birth to drunk baby (http://www.nbc4.tv/news/4728037/detail.html). Scum
º Suicidal woman kills 3 in wreck (http://www.nbc5.com/news/4733772/detail.html?z=dp&dpswid=2265994&dppid=65195). Stupid bitch
º Roach museum draws visitors (http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=qw1121586302867B222). Gross.
º Neighbors rescue girl from exploding home (http://www.local6.com/news/4732311/detail.html). Awesome
Levity
º Bitch, make me a sandwich (http://www.bitchmakemeasandwich.com/)
º Steve, Don't Eat It! (http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php)
º Thirteen! (http://www.compfused.com/directlink/799/)
º President Moron (http://www.presidentmoron.com/)
º Great quotes by comedians (http://netscrap.com/netscrap_detail.cfm?scrap_id=622)
º Switch to Linux flash (http://www.nata2.info/humor/flash/switchlinux3.swf)
Monday Pornstravaganza
º Indian Hottie Shows off Her Body (http://www.indianuncovered.net/india/BustyIndian895/tgps10.html)
º Amateur Babe Gets Naked Outside (http://www.ftvgrls.com/models/gabriella/ftv_girls_gabriella.htm)
º Asian Hottie With a Great Body (http://www.alexworker.com/tgpasianexoticwhd.html)
º Latina Cutie Posing (http://www.ftvgrls.com/models/chantelle/ftv_girls_chantelle_rr.htm)
º Ebony Babe Strips Down (http://gallys.nastydollars.com/bn/240/?id=mikesapts)
º Redheaded Zoya Malyuk Naked (http://www.hottystop.com/zoya.php)
º Thick Redhead Hottie Nude (http://www.69blue.com/rubyred/18/5.html)
º Hot Filipina Lesbians Playing Around (http://www.cutelocalteens.com/2005-a/7-asian/020/files/HardcoreAsians12.html)
º Candy Diaz Is a Dirty Mechanic (http://www.addictedtoanal.com/candice_diaz/)
º Brunette Hottie Shows Some Pink (http://sex-toys-movies.com/gals/37/rich.html)
º Thick Black Hottie Gets Naked (http://www.galleriesmania.com/gals/662ebbt/dailyjpg.htm)
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