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Redallnite
02-24-02, 09:16PM
What about the cell phone????:D
I voted computer just because of the wealth of information that is out there. You can practically do evrything on the web that saves you hours of traveling. Not that I can tell you where those extra hours went, but they were there, dag nab it!
No offense red but those cellphones are a PAIN! Or maybe thats my X girlfriend?
I would agree with computers. I am having an affair with my laptop right now. I wish it came with more attachments though:D
ozblonde
02-25-02, 01:14PM
I had to vote for my car I couldnt imagine walking around all day smelling like a horse. Not to mention the little presents they would leave in the streets.
Yes, but think of all the fun Chris would have bumping into his ex on the cellphone. PLOP!!!
LucifersChild
03-03-02, 04:42PM
i voted none of the above, i think the greatest invention of all time, was music. where would we be without music? what would you do if you didnt have that one spastic tune stuck in your head all day long!!!! :D
I could have done without the day I had "Row, row, row your boat" stuck in my head all day. I wanted to commit Hari Kari by the end of the day!
Redallnite
03-03-02, 08:36PM
Originally posted by aussie
man I can live with out some spastic tune but there's no way in the world Im walking to work. Since cars and trucks are the worlds biggest poluters they would number amongst the most widly used of the inventions on reds list so would that make them the greatest?. Of all the things not on the list Id have to vote the can opener as my all time number one. Without it Id starve.
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Redallnite
03-03-02, 09:06PM
HOW ABOUT THIS AUSSIE......
Jennafer
03-04-02, 07:38PM
Cream of Spam. that was cool. I know this isn't on the list, but the greatest invention I experienced lately was the ziplock flour bag that stands up by itself. That is awesome. I have to cook alot of fried foods for my dude and I used to get flour all over me. And considering I always wear black that can be quite a pain in the buttcorn. :rolleyes:
In my opinion the poll is far too narrow in view. Why all electronic stuff? The greatest revolution in mankind's history to me is: agriculture. It turned our roaming tribes people into settlers and that was the cornerstone of our modern civilization.
Redallnite
03-24-02, 08:08PM
The greatest revolution in mankind's history to me is: agriculture.
Your right guy but I'm just a material kind of gal.
Jennafer
03-24-02, 10:43PM
Hey, Red. Those attachments are cool. :)
hides his money from redallnite
Redallnite
03-25-02, 08:00PM
Thanks Jen -
SysLord, I won't go digg'n in your pockets just yet... ;)
Originally posted by Redallnite
Thanks Jen -
SysLord, I won't go digg'n in your pockets just yet... ;)
*Goes out for change to put in pockets... stands in line*
Redallnite
03-27-02, 07:42PM
Jake honey, I sure hope you have some deep pockets........
Actually I have sown up my pockets :)
Originally posted by SysLord
Actually I have sown up my pockets :)
Come on, man... Where's your sense of adventure?
Amaurote
03-29-02, 01:12PM
I'd opt for paper, every time. It was invented by a Chinese eunuch - well, that's what Wittfogel's Oriental Despotism claims, anyway.
Cue miscellaneous lavatorial/toilet-related punchlines.
ozblonde
03-30-02, 01:21PM
Papers fine but what about things like sliced bread and canned beer amaurote. Its most unlike you to forget somthing as important as your staples :)
Maybe my pockets aren't big enough ;)
Amaurote
03-31-02, 02:55AM
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Originally posted by Amaurote
I sometimes fantasize about becoming an Australian, growing another foot taller and seeing this strange thing called "The Sun", but that's just a Kylie Watson-induced fantasy, I'm sure of it.
Hey Am! Good to see you! I dream of 'borrowing' your brain and taking on some of these meaty debates y'all get into.
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