Redallnite
02-24-02, 08:06PM
* If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
* If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
* If you have multiple personalities, please press 3,4,5, and 6.
* If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so that we can trace your call.
* If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
* If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press; no one will answer.
* If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
* If you have multiple personalities, please press 3,4,5, and 6.
* If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so that we can trace your call.
* If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
* If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press; no one will answer.