Todays Quote Friday, February 22, 2002

[The Quoter]

Quote of the day: <br /><br />"The kids let out an 'ooh' sound." <br> --Kenosha, Wis., resident James Twomey, parent of a third grader who was shown a pornographic film in class. A janitor had accidentally left the tape in a school VCR and the teacher didn't notice until after pressing PLAY.

[ozblonde]

hahahha Im sure parent teacher nights would have been interesting at that school. Impositive it was probably a ploy to get the fathers more interested in the kids education though. I dont know what schools are like in america but when I was at school they may as well have been mother teacher nights. No fathers ever came much.:)

[Diva]

Originally posted by ozblonde
hahahha Im sure parent teacher nights would have been interesting at that school.

Hahahahaha!!! Oh man, I didn't even think about that! What a creep! I'll bet you that was the cleanest room in the school though!

[Redallnite]

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

[Diva]

Originally posted by Redallnite
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

You sat at the back of the class, didn't you?

[Redallnite]

AND YOUR POINT IS..........

[Diva]

Originally posted by Redallnite
AND YOUR POINT IS..........

Come on, red! *puts gloves on* Let's rumble!!!

In a recent interview, General Norman Schwartzkopf was asked if he thought there was room for forgiveness toward the people who have harboured and abetted the terrorists who perpetrated the
September 11 attacks on America.

His answer was classic Schwartzkopf. He said, "I believe that forgiving them is God's function. Our job is simply to arrange the meeting."

[Redallnite]

I remember when he said it, my goodness I just busted out laughing.......