Diva
04-18-05, 06:14AM
I was going over my logs this weekend and came across some pretty bizarre search terms. I had the usual porn star picture searches with Brianna Banks coming in first with 1,493 requests. Then there were the others:
tinkerbell No kids allowed!
britney spears breasts Enough already!
self bondage Tripping over cord? I dunno
cats humping Freaks
your mom is hot No, she's dead
me naked and not gonna show you
With the third, peace Shalom, baby!
dendropheliac Thanks to Evilpoptart
people love the summer No shit
elvira breasts They're majestic
no boobs The tragedy!
blatting is fun? Go to Dictionary.com
jaked videos Ummm... We need to talk
bling I loathe that shit
procrastinators code JakeD, this is yours
big black tits Nope, they're white
girls butt kissing Schmoozing
Dont Take My Boop Boop A Doop Away I dunno
sex ed for kids HAH!
lilith sex pics G-d no
i see girls So do I
why boiled eggs stink Seriously?
toilet clog WTF!?!
bondage bbs Not in your dreams
fucking old woman Ew
pictures of ass crack Get a belt!
Be cunning and full of tricks and you people will never be destroyed Riiight
UGLY ORIENTAL CHICK *blink*
elephant hunt NO HUNTING!
hit in the boob pain -cancer Dude...
Nelson Mandela failed Maybe... but it made a great song
pingu foulmouthed I knew it!
CONCLED WEAPON PERMIT Nice spelling
i ate clowns Winnah!
3 boobs Never get a ticket
i have double d boobs Mine's bigger
no hair Always ;)
Darvocette ... junkie
cockhole *points*
pussyeggs That's just sick
bondage instructions Place leather here
I grew tits So did I!
no underwear You feel a draft?
my small tatas Pity
lest man should renounce life and the human race come to an end Kitty's old sig
girls feet forum Oh go away
cannibals fava beans and chianti anyone?
News n Stuff
º Woman gets stuck in bathtub for 5 days (http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/S/STUCK_IN_TUB?SITE=FLDAY&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT). Way to go
º Man viewed molesting special needs boy (http://www.local6.com/news/4385114/detail.html). Fucker
º Gran hits burglar with garden gnome (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1357571.html?menu=). Go granny!
º School bans 'wrong race' hairstyle (http://sf.indymedia.org/news/2005/03/1712827.php). WTF!?!
º 3 teens charged with crimes against nature (http://www.dailypress.com/news/local/williamsburg/dp-99737bf0apr15,0,5177511.story?coll=dp-news-local-wbg). A blowjob?
º Man arrested, chained to toilet for three days (http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3073027,00.html). Lovely
º Woman hands in rapist's tongue as evidence (http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=15&art_id=qw1113584580159B265). You go, girl!
º Daughter, 15, beats Arctic explorer dad (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=857&e=2&u=/nm/oukoe_odd_arctic). Good job!
º Woman arrested in sword assault (http://www.heraldnet.com/stories/05/04/14/100loc_sword001.cfm). L-O-S-E-R
º Man finds $10K in new house (http://tv.ksl.com/index.php?nid=5&sid=198393). Very cool
º Russian scientist tried mating humans with apes (http://www.fatemag.com/2005_04art1.html). Pos wanna banana?
º Man gets stuck in cement mixer, dies (http://www.local6.com/news/4383182/detail.html). *writes* D :heart: J
º Artist invites public to attend his child's birth (http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200504/s1346677.htm). Idiot
Levity
º 2-Story Outhouses (http://www.roadsideamerica.com/set/outhouse.html)
º Pregnancy Piercings (http://www.pregnancypiercings.com/)
º Unintentionally Sexual Comic Covers (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=uscc_part1) (Thanks, Bane!)
º Pimp Daddy? (http://members.optusnet.com.au/clausen/photos/minimalist/safadinho.html)
º BMX star game (http://www.mousebreaker.com/games/bmxstar/play.php)
º Sexiest Characters Alive (http://www.zubazpants.com/articles/archive/morano02.html)
º FunnyPets.com (http://www.funny-pets.com/master_away.html)
º Wheres your pet beaver? (http://gprime.net/video.php/wheresyourpetbeaver) (Thanks, Pos!)
tinkerbell No kids allowed!
britney spears breasts Enough already!
self bondage Tripping over cord? I dunno
cats humping Freaks
your mom is hot No, she's dead
me naked and not gonna show you
With the third, peace Shalom, baby!
dendropheliac Thanks to Evilpoptart
people love the summer No shit
elvira breasts They're majestic
no boobs The tragedy!
blatting is fun? Go to Dictionary.com
jaked videos Ummm... We need to talk
bling I loathe that shit
procrastinators code JakeD, this is yours
big black tits Nope, they're white
girls butt kissing Schmoozing
Dont Take My Boop Boop A Doop Away I dunno
sex ed for kids HAH!
lilith sex pics G-d no
i see girls So do I
why boiled eggs stink Seriously?
toilet clog WTF!?!
bondage bbs Not in your dreams
fucking old woman Ew
pictures of ass crack Get a belt!
Be cunning and full of tricks and you people will never be destroyed Riiight
UGLY ORIENTAL CHICK *blink*
elephant hunt NO HUNTING!
hit in the boob pain -cancer Dude...
Nelson Mandela failed Maybe... but it made a great song
pingu foulmouthed I knew it!
CONCLED WEAPON PERMIT Nice spelling
i ate clowns Winnah!
3 boobs Never get a ticket
i have double d boobs Mine's bigger
no hair Always ;)
Darvocette ... junkie
cockhole *points*
pussyeggs That's just sick
bondage instructions Place leather here
I grew tits So did I!
no underwear You feel a draft?
my small tatas Pity
lest man should renounce life and the human race come to an end Kitty's old sig
girls feet forum Oh go away
cannibals fava beans and chianti anyone?
News n Stuff
º Woman gets stuck in bathtub for 5 days (http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/S/STUCK_IN_TUB?SITE=FLDAY&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT). Way to go
º Man viewed molesting special needs boy (http://www.local6.com/news/4385114/detail.html). Fucker
º Gran hits burglar with garden gnome (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1357571.html?menu=). Go granny!
º School bans 'wrong race' hairstyle (http://sf.indymedia.org/news/2005/03/1712827.php). WTF!?!
º 3 teens charged with crimes against nature (http://www.dailypress.com/news/local/williamsburg/dp-99737bf0apr15,0,5177511.story?coll=dp-news-local-wbg). A blowjob?
º Man arrested, chained to toilet for three days (http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3073027,00.html). Lovely
º Woman hands in rapist's tongue as evidence (http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=15&art_id=qw1113584580159B265). You go, girl!
º Daughter, 15, beats Arctic explorer dad (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=857&e=2&u=/nm/oukoe_odd_arctic). Good job!
º Woman arrested in sword assault (http://www.heraldnet.com/stories/05/04/14/100loc_sword001.cfm). L-O-S-E-R
º Man finds $10K in new house (http://tv.ksl.com/index.php?nid=5&sid=198393). Very cool
º Russian scientist tried mating humans with apes (http://www.fatemag.com/2005_04art1.html). Pos wanna banana?
º Man gets stuck in cement mixer, dies (http://www.local6.com/news/4383182/detail.html). *writes* D :heart: J
º Artist invites public to attend his child's birth (http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200504/s1346677.htm). Idiot
Levity
º 2-Story Outhouses (http://www.roadsideamerica.com/set/outhouse.html)
º Pregnancy Piercings (http://www.pregnancypiercings.com/)
º Unintentionally Sexual Comic Covers (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=uscc_part1) (Thanks, Bane!)
º Pimp Daddy? (http://members.optusnet.com.au/clausen/photos/minimalist/safadinho.html)
º BMX star game (http://www.mousebreaker.com/games/bmxstar/play.php)
º Sexiest Characters Alive (http://www.zubazpants.com/articles/archive/morano02.html)
º FunnyPets.com (http://www.funny-pets.com/master_away.html)
º Wheres your pet beaver? (http://gprime.net/video.php/wheresyourpetbeaver) (Thanks, Pos!)