JakeD
04-12-05, 10:47AM
It's Diva's birthday. I'm-a gonna be busy. Here's some news and stuff.
News n Stuff
º Passerby finds burning body in Westlake (http://www.nbc4.tv/news/4366322/detail.html). Holy shit
º Fast food worker double-swipes credit cards of annoying customers (http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/4367550/detail.html). Asshole.
º Man used Kinko's computer to download child porn (http://www.local6.com/news/4368917/detail.html). Fucking psycho
º Helicopter crushes man's leg (http://www.local10.com/news/4368510/detail.html). Lovely
º Man's brain wired to computer (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,12826930-13762,00.html). ...whoa
º 58 year-old arrested for blasting music (http://www.local6.com/news/4368376/detail.html). HA!
º Nurse accused for "peeping tom" incidents (http://www.nbc5.com/news/4367570/detail.html?z=dp&dpswid=2265994&dppid=65194). Bastard
º Homeless man's dog saved (http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/298763p-255602c.html). Good job!
º Dogs get married (http://www.nbc4.tv/irresistible/4367041/detail.html). uh...
º 20% of people answer their cell phones during sex (http://www.nbc5.com/news/4369127/detail.html?z=dp&dpswid=2265994&dppid=65194). Why?
º Old man bashes schoolgirls with flashlight (http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/news/20050411p2a00m0dm007000c.html). Mean old bastard
º Raw sewage drives people from apartments (http://www.local10.com/news/4368925/detail.html). EW EW EW
º Judge tells Mickey Rooney to pipe down (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/04/11/entertainment/main687349.shtml). *tee hee*
Levity
º McDonald's Employee Simulator (http://www.conceptlab.com/simulator/)
º Coffee Art: Insane! (http://www5e.biglobe.ne.jp/~rate/newpage1001.html)
º Google Hacking (http://johnny.ihackstuff.com/)
º EVERYONE LOVES PORN (http://www.reverendtim.com/porn.html)
º Adorable Sleeping Cat Pictures (http://www.themoggy.com/solos.htm)
º Paranormal Museum (http://www.johnzaffisparanormalmuseum.com/)
http://www.ragingtexan.com/misc/jakeban2.jpg (http://www.ragingtexan.com/)
News n Stuff
º Passerby finds burning body in Westlake (http://www.nbc4.tv/news/4366322/detail.html). Holy shit
º Fast food worker double-swipes credit cards of annoying customers (http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/4367550/detail.html). Asshole.
º Man used Kinko's computer to download child porn (http://www.local6.com/news/4368917/detail.html). Fucking psycho
º Helicopter crushes man's leg (http://www.local10.com/news/4368510/detail.html). Lovely
º Man's brain wired to computer (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,12826930-13762,00.html). ...whoa
º 58 year-old arrested for blasting music (http://www.local6.com/news/4368376/detail.html). HA!
º Nurse accused for "peeping tom" incidents (http://www.nbc5.com/news/4367570/detail.html?z=dp&dpswid=2265994&dppid=65194). Bastard
º Homeless man's dog saved (http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/298763p-255602c.html). Good job!
º Dogs get married (http://www.nbc4.tv/irresistible/4367041/detail.html). uh...
º 20% of people answer their cell phones during sex (http://www.nbc5.com/news/4369127/detail.html?z=dp&dpswid=2265994&dppid=65194). Why?
º Old man bashes schoolgirls with flashlight (http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/news/20050411p2a00m0dm007000c.html). Mean old bastard
º Raw sewage drives people from apartments (http://www.local10.com/news/4368925/detail.html). EW EW EW
º Judge tells Mickey Rooney to pipe down (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/04/11/entertainment/main687349.shtml). *tee hee*
Levity
º McDonald's Employee Simulator (http://www.conceptlab.com/simulator/)
º Coffee Art: Insane! (http://www5e.biglobe.ne.jp/~rate/newpage1001.html)
º Google Hacking (http://johnny.ihackstuff.com/)
º EVERYONE LOVES PORN (http://www.reverendtim.com/porn.html)
º Adorable Sleeping Cat Pictures (http://www.themoggy.com/solos.htm)
º Paranormal Museum (http://www.johnzaffisparanormalmuseum.com/)
http://www.ragingtexan.com/misc/jakeban2.jpg (http://www.ragingtexan.com/)