Diva
02-19-02, 11:58PM
This is an item being sold on EBAY (http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2003379648)
This guy is... I don't know. Chris, you been to New York City lately? For those of you who are 'link' shy... Here's the description:
Hello, You are bidding on brand new 256 meg of PC133 SDRAM, 3.3 volt, unbuffered, 168 gold pin. 7 nanoseconds or less. This RAM is smoking fast! It employs Tiny BGA technolgy which ***** the memory modules smaller and faster than conventional Micron DIMMS. It is 32x64 and will function in all AMD and Intel Motherboards compatible with SDRAM no matter whether your processor uses a 66, 100 or 133 FSB. The reason I am selling this memory: On a recent business trip to New York City, as I was walking through the red light district looking for a call girl, I was brutally beaten and gang-raped by a herd of homosexual midgets as they exited a gay bar. It was a dreary night. As I was shopping for a date, I heard the words, "Hey Hot Meat" coming from behind me. I turned around but still saw no one. Then I noticed the gleam of the leader elf's golden tooth. Before I could speak he threw a drop kick at me. Due to his lack of height, it caught me in my groin area and dropped me to my knees clutching my baby maker in pain. It was obvious he was well-trained in the martial arts. Then, this clan of flaming dwarfs dressed like flamino dancers swarmed me like chickens fighting over a worm sandwich.... Together they worked as a team trying to roll me on my belly. I resisted as long as I could. But finally they overturned me. One by one they took turns, each stealing his piece of my manly pride. The shame of this horrific encounter now keeps me a prisoner of my own home and I can no longer perform my duties as a Network Engineer! Enough! This is the RAM you want! Trust the Guru! Money Orders accepted, PayPal Preferred. Four dollars shipping!
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This guy is... I don't know. Chris, you been to New York City lately? For those of you who are 'link' shy... Here's the description:
Hello, You are bidding on brand new 256 meg of PC133 SDRAM, 3.3 volt, unbuffered, 168 gold pin. 7 nanoseconds or less. This RAM is smoking fast! It employs Tiny BGA technolgy which ***** the memory modules smaller and faster than conventional Micron DIMMS. It is 32x64 and will function in all AMD and Intel Motherboards compatible with SDRAM no matter whether your processor uses a 66, 100 or 133 FSB. The reason I am selling this memory: On a recent business trip to New York City, as I was walking through the red light district looking for a call girl, I was brutally beaten and gang-raped by a herd of homosexual midgets as they exited a gay bar. It was a dreary night. As I was shopping for a date, I heard the words, "Hey Hot Meat" coming from behind me. I turned around but still saw no one. Then I noticed the gleam of the leader elf's golden tooth. Before I could speak he threw a drop kick at me. Due to his lack of height, it caught me in my groin area and dropped me to my knees clutching my baby maker in pain. It was obvious he was well-trained in the martial arts. Then, this clan of flaming dwarfs dressed like flamino dancers swarmed me like chickens fighting over a worm sandwich.... Together they worked as a team trying to roll me on my belly. I resisted as long as I could. But finally they overturned me. One by one they took turns, each stealing his piece of my manly pride. The shame of this horrific encounter now keeps me a prisoner of my own home and I can no longer perform my duties as a Network Engineer! Enough! This is the RAM you want! Trust the Guru! Money Orders accepted, PayPal Preferred. Four dollars shipping!
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