JakeD
03-18-05, 07:09AM
One thing amazes me the most about people...the lengths that they will go to in order to sell something. I loathe spammers with a purple passion, and they seem to be becoming more plentiful and more nonchalant. They're pulling out all the stops (nevermind that their sales pitch is as plain as day regardless of how they phrase it) and spamming messageboards. One of my favorites is this person who keeps re-registering in spite of their being banned 80,000(slight exaggeration) times. Why don't you guys just give up? Your sales pitches are about as effective as spitting on a flaming building to put out a fire.
You're viewed as the scourge of the online world (which I'm sure some of you are more than elated to know this), and you've got the reputation of cockroaches. And that's sad, because you're probably decent people, as are the staff at the companies that you work for, but you still program spambots to flood people's inboxes with promises of Viagra and good stock choices and blahblahblah, and it's SO FUCKING TIRING that I'd love to petition for an open hunting season on you assholes.
Perseverance is normally a trait to be admired, but in this case, it's a total pain in the ass.
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º Mother thief and her bandits nailed (http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0503/17family.html). Idiot
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º Band to Band Connection Site (http://bandtoband.com/index.php)
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º Awesome iPod Spoof (http://geektechnique.org/projects/iNO.html)
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You're viewed as the scourge of the online world (which I'm sure some of you are more than elated to know this), and you've got the reputation of cockroaches. And that's sad, because you're probably decent people, as are the staff at the companies that you work for, but you still program spambots to flood people's inboxes with promises of Viagra and good stock choices and blahblahblah, and it's SO FUCKING TIRING that I'd love to petition for an open hunting season on you assholes.
Perseverance is normally a trait to be admired, but in this case, it's a total pain in the ass.
News n Stuff
º Slash's stolen top hat returned (http://www.nbc4.tv/irresistible/4293829/detail.html). Cool.
º Women fight over dogfight (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,12572859-13762,00.html). Just slap them both.
º Teacher attacks girl for knocking off his cap (http://www.local6.com/news/4294278/detail.html). Fucking psycho
º Worker survives headshot wound due to morning coffee rush (http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/22544.htm). Lovely
º CU leaders OK pro-pot vote (http://www.thedenverchannel.com/education/4293887/detail.html). Good.
º Man robs bank with pitchfork (http://www.local10.com/news/4292992/detail.html). HA!
º BB Gun Vandal targets homes, cars (http://www.local6.com/news/4294364/detail.html). Bastard
º Divers rescue whale trapped in fishing nets (http://www.nbc4.tv/news/4293706/detail.html). Good job!
º NY man tries to kill family before setting apartment afire (http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/22561.htm). WTF!?!
º Cops enforce law while performing stunts (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,12572724-13762,00.html). Why?
º Mother thief and her bandits nailed (http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0503/17family.html). Idiot
º Man found killed by alligator (http://www.local10.com/news/4289270/detail.html). Give 'im a hand!
º Cell phone industry sued for radiation (http://www.thedenverchannel.com/health/4293319/detail.html). PLEASE GO AWAY
Levity
º Super Mario Post It Tribute (http://www.yikes.com/%7Epengo/8bit/)
º All Your Base Are Belong to Us Rhapsody (http://www.pwned.nl/ayb/)
º Best Hubble Images (http://www.space.com/bestimg/index.php?cat=hst)
º Band to Band Connection Site (http://bandtoband.com/index.php)
º Shot Baller Game (http://www.theflashgames.com/shot_baller-swf.html)
º Awesome iPod Spoof (http://geektechnique.org/projects/iNO.html)
My Little Pr0ny
coming later
http://www.ragingtexan.com/misc/jakeban2.jpg (http://www.ragingtexan.com/)