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There is a new hack that some of you may have been playing with... It's the called the /You Hack. The premises is the same as the /Me Hack except for one tiny detail... Whoever sees the /you comment will have their name in front of it. For example:
"/you is silly" will be seen by me as "*Diva is silly" and by JakeD as "JakeD is silly".
FYI: If you click on EDIT you HAVE TO REDO THE /YOU. Otherwise it just changes into the /ME hack and lists your name only.
I am still trying to decide if I'll keep this hack in. I don't mind it going on one thread... but if someone new sees a joking comment they may not understand.
That being said:
/you makes me very happy
Muh. WELL THEN.
/you thinks that my butt smells funny.
Unforgiven
02-28-05, 05:32PM
I still like this application of this wonderous technology:
/you sucks.
HeavensAngel
02-28-05, 06:08PM
Why thank you, I swallow too :flirt:
HeavensAngel
02-28-05, 06:09PM
haha thats so confusing
whitecrow
02-28-05, 06:11PM
/you humps the /you hack!
Unforgiven
02-28-05, 06:25PM
Why thank you, I swallow too :flirt:
:drool:
/you is my favorite of all the NCTers
Marsbert
02-28-05, 08:04PM
:drool:
I still don't understand why swallowing is such a turn on for guys.....anyone care to explain?
whitecrow
02-28-05, 08:11PM
I still don't understand why swallowing is such a turn on for guys.....anyone care to explain?
you really wanna know?
/you is the best looking NCTer.
Unforgiven
02-28-05, 08:16PM
Actually, I just thought it'd be an amusing response.
Marsbert
02-28-05, 08:29PM
you really wanna know?
/you is the best looking NCTer.
I actually do. From all you guys. It intrigues me :angel:
Unforgiven
02-28-05, 08:33PM
I'd love to tell you, but first could you help me get a good comparison to prove my point?
Mr. Bojangles
02-28-05, 11:07PM
Less mess, Mars. Besides, spitting is so....crass.
Bassmama
03-01-05, 04:39AM
/you is SEXEH!!!
But will you guys tongue kiss your partner afterwards???
Mr. Bojangles
03-01-05, 05:31AM
Why not? I sure as hell ain't stickin' my cock anywhere I ain't willin' to put my tongue!
/you can count on that!!
whitecrow
03-01-05, 02:20PM
Bass - would you be willing to tongue kiss a guy after he went down on you?
/you is NOT innocent about any of this.
Evilpoptart
03-01-05, 03:25PM
* Evilpoptart is more l337 then Unfy
kittyroze
03-01-05, 04:14PM
/you is a ho.
It's fun typing " You is a ho". :wink:
whitecrow
03-01-05, 04:37PM
/you is a bigger ho than me, girlfriend!
Bassmama
03-01-05, 05:20PM
Bass - would you be willing to tongue kiss a guy after he went down on you?
* Bassmama is NOT innocent about any of this.
* Bassmama grins. Crow- all I can say is... done it MANY times! I USED to be a "Ho"- then I got married & 99% of sex stopped. In the last 2 1/2 years, it's been 100%. (The hottest date I've had lately had batteries in it. :wha: )
whitecrow
03-01-05, 05:32PM
/you should give me money.
!!! Bass...!!! My jaw is on the floor!
Unforgiven
03-01-05, 08:23PM
Interesting. Learn something new everyday.
Bassmama
03-02-05, 05:14AM
/you should give me money.
!!! Bass...!!! My jaw is on the floor!
Why? I was young, pretty, single, & loved sex. I never got paid for it. Look- you aught to know by now that I'm extremely honest- including about myself. What I am, I am. What I did, I did. How many of you guys are 'ho's ? How many are 'whores'?
I don't know what your definition is, but I think a 'ho' is someone that REALLY LIKES sex a LOT, doesn't have a steady partner, so gets it occaisionally when they can. They have standards- the partner has to be unattached, not a dirtbag, clean, a nice person, & someone you've known for a while. A 'whore', on the other hand, does it with anyone anytime, has no standards, doesn't care who they hurt as long as they get it, & thinks it's even better if they gain something from the act. My husband & his girlfriends are both 'whores'.
Some people's lives don't work out to be the fairy tale that society says we're supposed to have- the 'happily ever after' deal. You that get that- wonderful for you, but don't look down on us that have had to get little bits of 'feeling good' where we can.
My parents started dating when she was 16 & he was 18, only went with each other, got married at a young age, & always judged others- especially me- because they weren't in the same circumstances. You that want to call names are doing the same thing.
I did what I did for my own reasons & that's what's gotten me through to this point, but I don't lie, give lame excuses, or hurt anyone else purposely if I can possibly help it. My past was... interesting.
Judge not lest ye be judged.
Now- tell me your definitions.
/you - judgemental???
Marsbert
03-02-05, 10:52AM
I really am tempted to write "/you complete me" hehehehe
damn it
/you completes me
Mr. Bojangles
03-02-05, 11:11AM
/you needs to shave again. And then you'll complete me.
whitecrow
03-02-05, 02:28PM
Why? I was young, pretty, single, & loved sex. I never got paid for it. Look- you aught to know by now that I'm extremely honest- including about myself. What I am, I am. What I did, I did. How many of you guys are 'ho's ? How many are 'whores'?
I don't know what your definition is, but I think a 'ho' is someone that REALLY LIKES sex a LOT, doesn't have a steady partner, so gets it occaisionally when they can. They have standards- the partner has to be unattached, not a dirtbag, clean, a nice person, & someone you've known for a while. A 'whore', on the other hand, does it with anyone anytime, has no standards, doesn't care who they hurt as long as they get it, & thinks it's even better if they gain something from the act. My husband & his girlfriends are both 'whores'.
Some people's lives don't work out to be the fairy tale that society says we're supposed to have- the 'happily ever after' deal. You that get that- wonderful for you, but don't look down on us that have had to get little bits of 'feeling good' where we can.
My parents started dating when she was 16 & he was 18, only went with each other, got married at a young age, & always judged others- especially me- because they weren't in the same circumstances. You that want to call names are doing the same thing.
I did what I did for my own reasons & that's what's gotten me through to this point, but I don't lie, give lame excuses, or hurt anyone else purposely if I can possibly help it. My past was... interesting.
Judge not lest ye be judged.
Now- tell me your definitions.
* whitecrow - judgemental???
I think we should move this discussion to another thread - DIIIVVVAAAA?
We can talk about Ho's there, Bass. I Never said there was anythign wrong with it. It was just so HONEST. And what do you mean, WERE?
/you looks great tonight.
Evilpoptart
03-02-05, 03:37PM
http://www.nochicktrix.com/gallery/data/6005/1surliest.jpg
That should explain it.
Bassmama
03-02-05, 04:34PM
I got married- and unhappy & gained weight- and got OLD! (er) Unnerstand now, Crow? Have fun while you're young. And I didn't say you DID say there was anything wrong with it... :moon:
/you has a booger hanging out.
whitecrow
03-02-05, 08:01PM
/you eats boogers.
hurumph....are we too old to have fun?
audiedoggie
03-02-05, 08:30PM
/you has too much fun with the /you hack!!
I KNEW IT!! SHE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT ME!!!
* Boozer is getting weird!
Wait, "getting" would mean that I wasn't all ready.
/you swats Boozer with a wet noodle.
whitecrow
03-02-05, 09:07PM
/you is a NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEERRRRRRDDD!
Bassmama
03-03-05, 10:48AM
/you has NO ROOM TO TALK! (And, EPT- at least I STARTED OUT good looking! What's YOUR excuse??)
Marsbert
03-03-05, 11:09AM
/you is always beautiful in my eyes
whitecrow
03-03-05, 02:20PM
/you should be nicer whitecrow.
Samantha23
03-03-05, 06:26PM
/you is a brown noser.
whitecrow
03-03-05, 07:04PM
/you is a professional wrestler!
Samantha23
03-03-05, 07:08PM
/you is so mean to me.
/you likes to play with headless dolls.
Bassmama
03-04-05, 10:55AM
/you likes to pretend that private parts ARE headless dolls
Bassmama
03-04-05, 10:57AM
Oh, shit- never mind....
Marsbert
03-04-05, 11:12AM
* Marsbert is creeped out by dolls
/you is trying to frighten me away!
Samantha23
03-04-05, 03:53PM
/you is a cyber ho
* Diva is catching on fast ;)
Samantha23
03-06-05, 12:20AM
/you likes clowns.
audiedoggie
03-06-05, 12:53AM
/you is afraid of clowns
Mr. Bojangles
03-06-05, 01:05AM
/you is a clown
audiedoggie
03-06-05, 01:21AM
/you is not a clown
/you are a lawn gnome
Samantha23
03-06-05, 09:33AM
/you doesnt like lawn gnomes.
Unforgiven
03-06-05, 10:34AM
I'll say again for emphasis,
/you sucks.
audiedoggie
03-06-05, 01:41PM
just to be contrary....
/you doesn't suck
whitecrow
03-06-05, 02:01PM
/you should be nekkid!
audiedoggie
03-06-05, 02:11PM
apparently im very contrary today....
/you should not be nekkid!
whitecrow
03-06-05, 02:48PM
/you is ALWAYS nekkid whilst browsing NCT.
Unforgiven
03-06-05, 04:13PM
/you should be doing something useful other than reading an web forum.
Evilpoptart
03-06-05, 04:59PM
/you should be talking, since thats all they do anyway
whitecrow
03-06-05, 05:59PM
/you needs to start posting more.
Mr. Bojangles
03-07-05, 03:33AM
/you is wild as a March hare.
whitecrow
03-07-05, 01:55PM
/you can't touch this!
(do dodo dodododo doooo dooo!)
/you CAN touch this, though :D
whitecrow
03-07-05, 02:44PM
/you wears parachute pants on their head!
Bassmama
03-08-05, 05:06AM
/you autta know!
whitecrow
03-08-05, 03:11PM
/you shook me allllll night long!
Bassmama
03-09-05, 04:56AM
/you smells their own farts.
whitecrow
03-09-05, 01:45PM
/you smells other peoples' farts!
dynamitt
04-28-05, 10:17PM
/you makes the worst smeeling farts
whitecrow
04-28-05, 10:20PM
/you makes the wettest, longest, most unholy farts.
/you need serious therapy
*please read the first post on how this hack works
Bassmama
04-29-05, 06:25PM
/you sucks moose cocky.
Unforgiven
04-29-05, 07:25PM
* Unforgiven disagrees, and therefore sucks cock by choice!
http://www.hbo.com/deadwood/img/90x94/characters/tomnuttall.jpg
Bones2112 wants to know why you decided to fuck with him.
whitecrow
04-29-05, 11:42PM
/you likes to be fucked with.
Bassmama
05-15-05, 06:35AM
/you is a dickfor.
/you is a dickfor using this to trick me into these forums. Thanks
whitecrow
05-15-05, 04:40PM
/you is mean to whitecrow!
Bassmama
05-16-05, 05:49AM
/you is schitzo.
Thaum1el
05-16-05, 09:31AM
* Thaum1el would be a whore if he had the chance, then :P
/you didn't see that coming, huh :P
whitecrow
05-16-05, 04:33PM
/you is a secret whore
Bassmama
05-17-05, 04:56AM
/you is a public whore.
/you should be post whoring. :D
whitecrow
05-17-05, 04:22PM
/you is a shoutbox whore
Bassmama
05-18-05, 04:18AM
/you is a whore & LIKES it!
whitecrow
05-18-05, 04:31PM
/you likes to sleep in the nude.
Bassmama
05-20-05, 04:20AM
/you sleeps better that way.
whitecrow
05-22-05, 04:34PM
/you knows it's true.
/you sleeps nude with the windows open and lights on.
whitecrow
05-22-05, 06:46PM
/you watches people through open windows
audiedoggie
12-15-05, 01:20AM
/you is slightly creeped out... :p
minerjoe1963
12-15-05, 07:36AM
This has got to be one of the best threads that I have read in a long time.
Bass, The past is the past... But wasn't it a bucket of fun? I wouldn't change anything.
/you gets frostbite while pressing your nose against the glass looking for Santa.
Thaum1el
01-04-06, 02:09AM
/you is bullying me!
User Name
01-08-06, 04:40PM
It took a moment to understand. Until then, I was freaked out that you all knew I'd be joining before I did...
Unforgiven
01-08-06, 05:09PM
/you confused User Name.
Unforgiven
01-08-06, 06:20PM
How'd you know?
User Name
01-09-06, 12:38AM
/you needs therapy
dynamitt
01-10-06, 04:07AM
/you look funny naked
Bassmama
01-10-06, 05:07AM
/you sings in a little girl's voice while in the shower.
User Name
01-10-06, 10:04AM
that's because
/you is still a little girl
/you needs some luvin' from
* Boozer .
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