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Amaurote
02-26-05, 05:56AM
Meet the criminal mastermind who plans to go whale-hunting in Utah

By A Correspondent

A STUDENT is planning to carry out a crime spree by travelling across the United States and breaking weird local laws along the way.

Richard Smith, 23, will risk being arrested for falling asleep in a cheese factory in South Dakota and going whale-hunting in landlocked Utah. He intends to break about 40 strange state and town laws as he crosses America, starting from the notorious former prison island of Alcatraz in San Francisco Bay.

His 18,000-mile journey across the continent will end in Hartford, Connecticut, where it is illegal to cross the road while walking on your hands.

Mr Smith, from Portreath, Cornwall, said: “I am not really one of those people who likes going away and sitting by a pool. I want a purpose, and this seemed perfect.”

The inspiration for his criminal crusade came while he was playing a board game which included details of a law forbidding widows in Florida from going parachuting on Sundays.

He then researched America’s odd legislation on the internet and came up with his 40 favourites.

He said he was disappointed that the senate in Virginia this month dropped a Bill making it illegal to wear low-slung trousers exposing your underwear.

Mr Smith, a journalism student at Cornwall College, Camborne, plans to write a book about his exploits and is hoping to interest a television company in the story.

Asked if he was worried about running foul of the law, he said: “I think there’s more chance I will get arrested for the way I break the laws than for breaking the laws themselves.

“Who knows, there might actually be a good reason for their existence — I am quite willing to find out.”

He plans to set off in late July with his partner in crime, Luke Bateman, 20, from Redruth, Cornwall, and estimates that the challenge will take him eight weeks.

Mr Smith is not the first Briton to pursue an eccentric quest. In 2000 comedian Dave Gorman travelled around the world in search of 54 of his namesakes.

TOWNS WHERE LAW IS AN ASS

Laws that Richard Smith intends to break include:

# It is illegal to play cards against a Native American in Globe, Arizona

# It is illegal to drive around the town square in Oxford, Mississippi, more than 100 times on a single occasion

# It is illegal to say “oh boy” in Jonesborough, Georgia

# It is illegal to play golf in the streets of Albany, New York

# It is illegal to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats and other pets in Zion, Illinois

# It is illegal to take a lion to the cinema in Baltimore

# In Carmel, New York, a man cannot go outside while wearing a jacket and trousers that do not match

# In Miami, it is illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown

He's surely going to die (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-1500532,00.html)

JakeD
02-26-05, 07:58AM
Hm...I think we should start placing bets for the state in which he's most likely to be beaten to death by the police... :P

Although, knowing Miami, I'm sure this law has been broken more times than you would think.. :eek:
In Miami, it is illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown

Mr. Bojangles
02-27-05, 01:57AM
This kid ain't gonna make it through to Miami if his itinerary takes him through the south, dude. Some things you just don't do.

audiedoggie
02-27-05, 02:28PM
i think this is hilarious. i wish i had thought of it.

Bane
02-27-05, 02:33PM
# It is illegal to take a lion to the cinema in Baltimore
I have to say I'm somewhat interested in where the hell he is getting a lion.

Samantha23
02-27-05, 02:48PM
I think that is hilarious!

usantic
03-01-05, 09:17AM
This guy could get the --- whoopin' of his life should he be in the wrong neighbourhood in Jonesborough and try to break it's law. And not by the PO LEECE!