Eddie Izzard

[usantic]

Any body heard of this guy before????? www.eddieizzard.com
Whatta GAS!!! I need to tape his gig coz I was laffin' so hard I missed some of his jokes!

[berly]

My hip friend Ian made me watch one of his shows one night. Very funny stuff. I remember needing an Amaurotian knowledge of some history though. (Lucky for me, Ian is a satisfactory substitute for Amaurote, so I just plug in the question and answers come out.) He dresses like a woman, but talks like a man - or something. I also recall something about flags being the item needed for taking over and/or claiming something as your own. Was that the one you saw?

[aussie]

He dresses like a woman, but talks like a man - or something. I also recall something about flags being the item needed for taking over and/or claiming something as your own. Was that the one you saw?


Yes Ive heard that about Ian but hey lots of straight guys cross dress as well you know not

"You know you're a redneck if... you have a home thats mobile and seven cars that arnt

Or red told me ages ago "You know you're a redneck if... you think genitalia is an italian airline

[berly]

Originally posted by aussie

Yes Ive heard that about Ian but hey lots of straight guys cross dress as well you know not
http://www.bluemeanie.tsn.cc/gif/flower/fwr001.gif

Eddie Izzard, not Ian. Sheesh. Ian has enough trouble getting dates lately, Aussie. Don't make it wors for him! Unlike me, he hasn't made fun of you. ;)

[Diva]

Originally posted by aussie

Yes Ive heard that about Ian but hey lots of straight guys cross dress as well you know not
http://www.bluemeanie.tsn.cc/gif/flower/fwr001.gif FLAGS, Aussie... she said FLAGS..... Jeesh....

[usantic]

*chuckles*
Thats the.................er,.........um,..... guy!
Yeah he extolls the virtues of bygone empires marching ashore distant lands planting a flag (aussie jab), and claiming the land for their own.
Native : You can't claim this land. We live here.

Imperious Explorer : Wellllll, do you have a flag?

Native : Well um no.

Imperious Explorer : Alright then
Of course its all in Izzards delivery, but man whatta hoot!
Eddie Izzard-Transvestite Executif.
Hey you think the flag thing means the U.S. can claim the moon?

[usantic]

Oh, btw, Eddie digs chicks. He just likes the clothes and make-up gig. Somethin' he goes over in his bit.
Je suis de president de Burundi

Just rolls

[dc]

Wasn't he a writer for Jeff Foxworthy?

[usantic]

That would be an interesting branch of his comedy, but I think Foxworthy tends to stick to "You know you're a redneck if..."
rountine. Its funny you should bring that up.

[Diva]

I can see it now... "You know you're a redneck if... Your perfume is Sent of Unleaded.

[Redallnite]

Aussie don't get me started,

"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."

"He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."

"My cow died last night so I don’t need your bull."

"He’s as country as cornflakes."

"This is gooder’n grits."

"Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor."

"If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it."