MY 1000TH POST!!!!!!!!!!!

[Diva]

YAY!!!!!!!!!

This is a milestone for me. 1000 posts and each one represents time spent with some great people. I'm so glad that I have met you all. I hope I have many more great moments to cherrish.

[SunnyHeadcase]

1000! Woohoo! Way to go Diva.

[dc]

You seem to be lucky today, first thing that comes to mind;

Play the lotto ...

BIG pot I hear, maybe share your winnings with those less fortunate.

i.e.
Starving kids around the world. I have 2 already! I only wish I could be certain the money is going to them.

<sigh>

[berly]

Yay Diva!

Can we have a party when you hit 2,000?

I think you should reward future 1,000 posters with a set of dancingchris avatars after their nick?

[aussie]

congratulations a job well done http://www.bluemeanie.tsn.cc/gif/holiday/hol001.gif Its been a long haul since post #1 hasnt it. I know how proud your feeling right now and I want you to know Im dam proud of you. I know the tears and frustration that came along the way

http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/oth/vb/xmisc/com.gif


Originally posted by berly
Yay Diva!

Can we have a party when you hit 2,000?

I think you should reward future 1,000 posters with a set of dancingchris avatars after their nick?

No thanks berly I think you should keep sugestions like that to your self. I prefer tits on women thank you very much .(although they would be kinda nice if I could carry one or two around in my pockets)
http://www.bluemeanie.tsn.cc/gif/happy/hap060.gif

[dc]

Yay ,,, a party!

Great idea, I can bring the party hats and rollerblades. Oh that would be FUN!
We could all go naked as pull toys ... well most of us could?

<looking down @ man-breasts, wondering why they are sore>

[aussie]

as long as I get a pocket full of tits man I dont care I`ll have my own party

[Diva]

Originally posted by aussie
as long as I get a pocket full of tits man I dont care I`ll have my own party

So is that why you're always walking around with your hands in your pockets? I thought you were playing 'pocket pool'.

[dc]

Aussie's ingenuity and resourcefullness are quite refreshing and have inspired me to investigate patent rights on the "pocket titty".

I realize the pocket pussy has been done to death (no pun) but, think if done properly "trouser tit's" (patent pending), will bring great joy to horny young men and lesbians with bad breath, the world over!

I will need some product development research partners and judging from the above posts we already have 2 willing candidates.

Phase one ... send me cam shots of your titties
Phase two ... I will let you know once I recieve said shots

[Diva]

Pattent pending my ass.... You're gonna find it purty darn difficult to find a gal willing to walk around stooped over with her tits in your pocket!Then again, with Aussie it might be like having a push up bra. Perfect height for the new "STUPendous DancingChris Pocket-Tits.

[aussie]

Now if only I could teach those titties to cook and sew I could make women redundant. How nice would that be men could be 100% right 100% of the time. Men the world over would rejoice and I could be king

[dc]

Psssssst .... aussie,

They already are!

[aussie]

not really man once we can teach titties to sew and cook without having a woman around we are made. Just think we will never be wrong againhttp://www.bluemeanie.tsn.cc/gif/happy/hap043.gif

[dc]

Sorry dude ...

I mean't (we already are!)

You knew that already and were just trying to brace those ...

you know

[aussie]

yeh I know its hard isnt it when they control the titty supply. We are forced to make all kind of concessions although I think giving them the vote was going a bit too far dont you agree?http://www.bluemeanie.tsn.cc/gif/angry/ang065.gif

[ozblonde]

congratulations on your 1,000th post Diva. I look at my paltry 100 or so a realise just how far I have to go nice work and well done!

As for those two boys and the pocket full of boobs and the redundant women think again boys. You need us for a lot more than sewing and cooking. For a start just take a look at who owns this forum:) So once women become redundant what will you do all day then :kissy:

[Diva]

Originally posted by ozblonde
As for those two boys and the pocket full of boobs and the redundant women think again boys. You need us for a lot more than sewing and cooking. For a start just take a look at who owns this forum:) So once women become redundant what will you do all day then :kissy:

Woo Hoo!!!!! You go girl!!!!! Finally, a voice of intelligence enters the room! :rude:

[dc]

Your' absolutly right!

Laundry, Cleaning and taking the trash out

[aussie]

Originally posted by aussie
yeh I know its hard isnt it when they control the titty supply. We are forced to make all kind of concessions although I think giving them the vote was going a bit too far dont you agree?
http://www.bluemeanie.tsn.cc/gif/angry/ang065.gif


Yes we all know who we allow to have this forum, But wait till those titties learn to cook

http://www.bluemeanie.tsn.cc/gif/holiday/hol013.gif

[Jake]

Hey, Di, Congratulations! Man, you work hard for this site, so this is a milestone shown by numbers. I wonder which member will bet that 1000th post first?


Originally posted by aussie


Yes we all know who we allow to have this forum, But wait till those titties learn to cook

Aussie, my man, you are looking for a world of hurt, aren't you? Hah Hah!

[ozblonde]

I think he is looking hard for pain Jake I wonder if Diva`s icy stare can cross the pacific?
Ive noticed Aussie also has a thousand posts up Jake So who got there first? and who else has a thousand? I want a gold mercedes and a diamond tiara when I get there Diva just so you know :)

[Diva]

I've just proven the theory that you can indeed Bitch-Slap someone through a computer. Isn't that right... Aussie....

I got there first, hon. Even though he threatened to spam the board. I won't tell you what I counter threatened, But I get there first.

[dc]

DUDE, where's my car!

aussie ... are you there?