View Full Version : I'm Fucking Depressed!
Jennafer
08-20-01, 05:38PM
I don't know why. It's really annoying. Maybe it's the monthly thing coming, but I could really use a good kick in the ass with some humor. I need therapy. Wah!
Jennafer
08-20-01, 06:20PM
I do not know. I guess I'm getting cabin fever. I'm cheering up though. Thanx.
Jennafer
08-20-01, 06:52PM
It was the curse. Man, sometimes being a female sucks a big dick. I can't wait till menopause. Sorry guys. Too much info?
jenn, i got a sister, 'nuff said. as for being a woman, please. ya'll have it easy. imagine having to carry to amazingly sensitive bags of skin between your legs 24 hours a day AND a sexual device that although pleasurable, works completely of its own volition, often times when is not needed and sometimes not when it is.
THEN being made aware that unless you earn assloads of cash or are indescribably handsome or got massive chunks of personality (that goes triple for guys who don't have the first two things) you are invalid as a male and will probably have to settle with some ugly bitch with saggy tits and an affection for bon-bons and soap operas and none for cock and balls.
we learn, we work, we fuck, then we die while our bitches spend out earnings. oh joy, sounds great to me.
oh, and jenn, don't get me wrong. I'm not ranting against you. I still wanna have ya' ridin' my balogna pony. i just wanted ya' to see our side for a minute.
Jennafer
08-23-01, 09:37PM
Dude,I'm not a dyke or anything, but I want a dick. Fuck the dingleberries. But, I think it would be the shit to not have to go through the pain of PMS, cramps, and labor. Not that I ever will. Labor anyway. You are sooo lucky. Fuck the personal shit. I wouldn't put up with a chick that didn't like me for me anyway. null (http://http://)
Man or woman doesn't matter right now. My depression is that I checked my numbers and have to go to work manana. No lotto bucks here!
Jennafer
08-26-01, 12:58PM
I don't use it as an excuse, I usually don't remember when I'm supposed to start. But that night I was right on the hour. It was weird. I just thought I was depressed. Anyway. new subject.
sonicequivalent
08-26-01, 10:11PM
christ, what a whiner. give some details if you want to deal with the prob. either that or I'll just stuff my cock down your gob
Me thinks we have another fiesty member! Woo Hoo! At least you've got a great remedy to offer.
Hmmmmm. R-Dawg seems a little 'catty' today. Would you like a saucer for that milk?
Originally posted by The Sonic Equivalent:
<STRONG>christ, what a whiner. give some details if you want to deal with the prob. either that or I'll just stuff my cock down your gob</STRONG>
What intelligence!
What a wit!
What rock did you squirm out from under?
I think I will simply insert my cock in yur left ear and make YOU give it knob action on the right before you expire.
GO FREAKING FIGURE!!! :eek:
oh, and jenn, don't get me wrong. I'm not ranting against you. I still wanna have ya' ridin' my balogna pony. i just wanted ya' to see our side for a minute.
Yeah, R-Dawg... I see what you're saying... Eh hem....
er, uh... yeah. ok. i see. this is team-up-on-rudedawg time, i see. nevermind. *sob* after all the happiness i dole out and *sob* you drag me through the mud? all i gotta say is this!!:
it's about fuckin' time. me needs a challenge to recharge the batteries... let the game continue!
[*sob*]? No shit, you're crying? Ewww. Now that's a turn off. Some guys get pussie. Other guys ARE pussie[s]. Right back atcha, hon.
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