*Clicks Mute*

[Diva]

My neighbor has become a major annoyance. Remember the guy that goes "WOOOOO!" all the time? Well he dumped the hot (quiet) blonde and latched onto to some so so obnoxious brunette. Not only that, but he seems to have stepped up on his drinking habits. The more he drinks, the louder he gets. At this rate I should be able to hear him from work in no time. Lately he's been coming home drunk and fighting with his girlfriend... right in front of our bedroom window. There's nothing worse than two drunks fighting at 3am on a Wednesday. The other morning I got pissed and leaned over to say something. Unfortunately I lost my balance and slammed into the window instead. Nothing like breast imprints to get your point across. At least they shut up.

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º Granny takes to cheating husband with ax (http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/news/20041117p2a00m0dm008000c.html). Go grannie!
º Woman dumps urn with ex's brother's ashes (http://www.thewmurchannel.com/news/3927291/detail.html). Fucking bitch
º School scraps Cross-Dressing day (http://www.local6.com/news/3924543/detail.html). Homophobic morons
º Dodger sues old classmate over smear campaign (http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-dodger16.html). Lovely
º Priest asks lawmaker to quit choir post (http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2004/11/17/priest_asks_lawmaker_to_qui</p><p%20style=). Asshole
º Smelly co-workers most annoying (http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=6841067). No shit, huh
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º Doctor missed 45 stab wounds (http://www.onlypunjab.com/real/fullstory1004-newsID-2224.html). Way to go

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[Unforgiven]

The other morning I got pissed and leaned over to say something. Unfortunately I lost my balance and slammed into the window instead. Nothing like breast imprints to get your point across. At least they shut up.

Sounds like he's not the only one drunk at 3am, eh? ;)

[HeavensAngel]

Hahaha Oh ya i remember the WOOOO! guy!
If he only knew how popular he is here lol


I lost my balance and slammed into the window instead.

Nothing like breast imprints to get your point across.

Damn did that hurt????

[Diva]

Not as bad as a gash on my arm from the bedpost.

Unfy: No, I wasn't drunk... just really, really tired. :p

[entipy]

huh huh... Diva said BREAST....

[Bassmama]

Ummmm... Diva- you too topheavy? They DO have reductions, ya know.

BTW- did you 'tittilate' them?:whome:

[Evilpoptart]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No reductions over my dead body, and I am sure JakeD's too

[whitecrow]

You have a MUTE button for your next-door nieghbors? Can I borrow it?

[Lilith]

You have a MUTE button for your next-door nieghbors? Can I borrow it?
ditto!