Hello ...

[dc]

I am Chris, a 39 year old contractor living in Southern California.
I have been snooping around here for the last little while and finally seemed to overcome my crippling shyness and say hello to all you fine folks. It's my first experience with forum's, and I am looking forward to reading more of you all!

Translated:

I, I, I am currently suffering from delusions of sobriety, will lie about anything just to stay in practice, and am fond of rubber pockets so I can steal soup. I, I, I generally handle social situations poorly which amazingly enough has carried over into my internet experience. Let's just say I'm on the short bus, I don't "play" dumb, I just smile and nod alot. I seem to have trouble finishing sent ...

I really suck at first impressions!

Chris

[Diva]

Hey! It's the dancing man! Welcome to NCT. Don't worry about the people in this place, they're all a great group of people. We all have a good time here, and I know you will too! Welcome aboard!

[Maro]

Hi Chris, it is good to se you here.
I have visited your site. It's funny...

see you on the boards

[SunnyHeadcase]

Hey DancingChris, welcome. Can I call you DC? Anyway, welcome to NCT, the people here are great and I'm certain you'll enjoy yourself. :)

[jellybean]

Dude, great site, got me laughing. Nice to see another SoCa around..

-jb

:cool:

[dc]

Thanks everybody ... I am not feeling so shy anymore?

[Diva]

Originally posted by dancingchris
Thanks everybody ... I am not feeling so shy anymore?
*Cough* As if. That's all I'm saying... :D :cheesy:

[Redallnite]

Hello, please have fun.... your site is so funny!!! I loved the breast man story.:p You actually did this in Georgia?? I can't believe that guy, I thought I was gullable........

[Jake]

Hey there, DC! Welcome to NCT! As you can see, there's quite a group of charactors here. Every one of has something different to add, and all are a great group to know. Welcome and see you on the boards!

Originally posted by Redallnite
Hello, please have fun.... your site is so funny!!! I loved the breast man story.:p You actually did this in Georgia?? I can't believe that guy, I thought I was gullable........ Red, you are gullable... :D

[dc]

Thanks again for the welcome ... I feel the love:o

Ya ... Redallnite, he went for it.

Even though my performance was top notch, the credit must go to my supporting cast. Those guys could talk a camwhore into buying them gifts.

Well ... maybe not but, they were good!

http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/oth/vb/xmisc/titties.jpg

[usantic]

*looks up @ those ........manmaries swingin' above his post*
Um......hey dancingchris welcome to tha boards. I'm certain you'll find this crew entertaining. Enjoy!

[berly]

Welcome dancingchris. However, you are a liar liar pants on fire. I saw your post asking Diva to marry you. I saw your other posts. Shy? I think not. :kissy:

I'm happy to see more Californians have shown up here. Lord knows those Aussies are bad news. *wink*

*berly turns away with her fingers in her ears, and her eyes closed in order to avoid the :finger: reply by Aussie*

[Diva]

Originally posted by usantic
*looks up @ those ........manmaries swingin' above his post*


I know... I'm starting to get a complex! *Looks down* I win!