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SunnyHeadcase
10-08-04, 03:26AM
Wow, sex is amazing!!!!

err, I mean, yeah.. it's cool man... (sly grin)

It all started on her couch. We've been friends for a while, you know (like a frat boy) feeling each other out a bit. (end frat) *sudden look of confusion*

Man I couldn't stop staring at her. Those locks of gold she would wrap around her finger. Those piercing blue eyes. Those full (sart slight moaning speak) ample lips. That long gazing neck. Those massive globes of-

(huge awkwardness) *pull shirt down below waist* -*clear throat*uh uh... I mean yeah you know sh-shhe was hott...

(excited) And then she kissed me!

(spoken really fast, slightly announcerish) Our lips locked, I could feel her pressing so hard against mine, and then her tounge just came out and licked my lips, it was like two giant fleshy -uh-- gummy worms! It was awesome! This is all happening so fast- -Oh god -oh god *slight look down* where, where do I, put my HANDS?! She pushed me back-

-And then BAM! *clap* I felt it...

(slightly dazed)
Oh.. my head hit table...

(geeky) gawd.. this.. is. AWESOME!

*stike pose with hands out in front like there's a gun in your back*

Shee was gettin' (screamed) <i>NAKED!</i> I've never seen so much <i>FLESH</i> in my life!

Oh... oh god... I can't move...

Why can't I move?!

Ok... ok now... move your hand... Move your hand!

Ok...

Move your fingers... *fingers wiggle a bit*

That's it, NOW MOVE YOUR HANDS!

*arms and hands move up as if grabbing breasts, slight surprise look come over over face*

(calm but excited) Woah... *pause*

(confusion) When did my pants dissappear??? *look down*

(sex-ish) Oh... Oh wow... OH my god... *moan... moAN...mOAN... MOAN!)

*shut eyes as if climaxing* YESSSSSS!!!!!!

OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO MARRY THIS GIRL!!!!!!

~fin~

Score: 24... minus 4 points for being too short... = 20 out of 30

(You might need to see this to get the full affect -Panda)

whitecrow
10-10-04, 04:53PM
que?

LizardKing
10-10-04, 08:37PM
That made me feel funny.

SunnyHeadcase
10-11-04, 03:50AM
I guess you have to see the performance to really get the idea of what's going on. If you don't know what SLAM is I'll try to explain it here:

SLAM is a combination of poetry and performance art. Poet's take there work on stage and do a reading which can also have parts acted out at the same time. Performers have 3min to read and act as best they can. They are judged by 5 audience members (usually whoever happens to find the score sheets near their chairs.) This was one that I performed at my local SLAM location.

I was trying to get what I was doing on stage across by writing the actions down. But I guess you probably had to be there.

I appologize for any confusion.

-Panda