Scranton
02-03-02, 12:57AM
An Irish guy, and Italian guy & a Polish guy are sitting in a bar having a drink together.
the Irish guy says, "Y'know, this is a pretty good bar. But in Dublin there's a pub called O'Briens, where if you order two drinks, you get the third drink free!"
the Italian guy says, "That's cool, but in Rome there's a place called Vito's. If you buy one drink there, Vito's buys you the second drink!"
Everyone agrees this is great, but then the Polish guy says, "I can top that! In Warsaw there's a bar called Kowalski's! If you go in there, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your THIRD drink, and then, ....they take you in the back & you get laid!"
The other two guys turn to him & say, "Wow, did that actually happen to you??"
The Polish guy says, "Well, no. But it happened to my sister
the Irish guy says, "Y'know, this is a pretty good bar. But in Dublin there's a pub called O'Briens, where if you order two drinks, you get the third drink free!"
the Italian guy says, "That's cool, but in Rome there's a place called Vito's. If you buy one drink there, Vito's buys you the second drink!"
Everyone agrees this is great, but then the Polish guy says, "I can top that! In Warsaw there's a bar called Kowalski's! If you go in there, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your THIRD drink, and then, ....they take you in the back & you get laid!"
The other two guys turn to him & say, "Wow, did that actually happen to you??"
The Polish guy says, "Well, no. But it happened to my sister