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Draaz
08-27-04, 07:40AM
Oh.... Oh God No -- Posted by Sharkey (javascript:boink('/team/Sharkey.html','','scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,wid th=600,height=450')) @ 10:32 AM
[ Playboy To Do Video Game Chicks Spread ] (http://money.cnn.com/2004/08/25/commentary/game_over/column_gaming/index.htm?cnn=yes) - Why Hef? WHY?!?!

Her name's Bloodrayne and she'll make her naked debut alongside a feature in the upcoming issue of the men's magazine.

Joining her in the CGI photospread (which will accompany an article about the changing face of gaming) will be a handful of gaming characters. While not all the characters will appear in the pixilated buff, you can expect a lot of come hither looks from some butt-kicking women, including familiar faces from Midway's "Mortal Kombat" franchise, Namco's "Tekken" series and Vivendi's upcoming "Red Ninja" and "Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude". (See the accompanying pop-up gallery for some of the characters that were submitted to the magazine.) *Puts head in hands and sighs*

...

*Looks towards pants*

STOP STIRRING DOWN THERE! No! Bad! Wrong!

JakeD
08-27-04, 07:46AM
Yeah. That's.....wow.

* JakeD never masturbated to thoughts of Tomb Raider. Swear to God.

:|

*titters and runs away*

Draaz
08-27-04, 07:52PM
MMMMMMM......Lara Croft.......

* Draaz drifts off to a special place.

Huh? What?! I wasn't touching myself......reallly.

Diva
08-27-04, 10:25PM
I cant wait to buy it.... for JakeD. Yeah, that's it.... :whome:

Evilpoptart
08-28-04, 04:22PM
* Evilpoptart readies his (quite large by most standards) bottle of Jerkins

Bassmama
08-28-04, 06:54PM
You're Jerkin what??? :wow:

kittyroze
08-28-04, 09:55PM
Curse them for not having any FF characters.

I mean, NO NO!!! Animated characters can't be hot.

* kittyroze hides her knowledge of Hentai far far away from everyone's view.

Evilpoptart
08-28-04, 09:59PM
Jerkins = Brand of hand lotion, with a ironic name

LizardKing
08-29-04, 11:46AM
Do any of you old farts remember the movie Heavy Metal? howz about Wizards? Who sez cartoons aren't sexy!

Diva
08-29-04, 12:24PM
Do any of you old farts remember the movie Heavy Metal? howz about Wizards? Who sez cartoons aren't sexy!
I refuse to answer on the grounds that it might label me something smelly. :p

whitecrow
08-29-04, 05:07PM
Dude....that's so...wrong... isn't it? Won't kiddies play these games, and then...NUDE? What the?

(I still have a crush on Princess Peach from Super Mario)

LizardKing
08-29-04, 05:12PM
As a twelve year old hormone with legs, I would have cheerfully sold my entire family into slavery for a chance to play nekkid video games...

entipy
09-02-04, 02:21PM
"Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude"

A new Leisure Suit Larry!!! :D

Oh, and y'all are sick! Leave the animated characters alone....

* entipy skulks off to find her copy of Tomb Raider