What If Adam Ate The Apple?

[Redallnite]

I know what to wish upon a guy, but first I want to see if they even responed... You do know how much guys are babies.........

[minerjoe1963]

#1 please. well, i just can`t see me pushing a baby through the end of my joy stick.
lol

[Diva]

Originally posted by minerjoe1963:
<STRONG>#1 please. well, i just can`t see me pushing a baby through the end of my joy stick. </STRONG>
One word, {notso}MinerJoe, one word: Episiotomy.

[minerjoe1963]

OUCH, nope no thank you :rolleyes:

[Mick]

#1 and #2 are just a matter of timing. Either way, those are the things you deal with when you are blessed with of those units around! You gotta love em, then they do something really friggin natural, and it suxs (babies and bitchin, and making you push harder in life)! I don't have any natural quirks, because I am a man! You gotta love me!

[Mick]

Ohhh, she just told me how to spell idiosyncratic. Damn. Glad I have no idiosynccc, err, predictable, uhh, damn! So my socks don't match. Shut the fuuu.. , never mind !

[Diva]

First the guys: If you had to deal with one of these female 'perks' which would you endure?

1. bloating, bleeding, moodswings, tender body parts and menopause.... or
2. getting knocked up, swelling, emotional, living thing squirming around and pushing on bladder, and labor...

Now the Chicks: Which one would you give em?

[Zaphros]

Hmmmm I guess it has to be #1.
It'll give me chance to show my girlfriend what it's like to cope with someone on there period :)

Zaphros.

[Redallnite]

Originally posted by Mick:
<STRONG>I don't have any natural quirks, because I am a man! You gotta love me!</STRONG>

You scratch your ass don't you? :rolleyes:

[ZXXXcXXXZ]

You guys need to get real!
Look what these gals go through to make our speices continue.
:)

[NewEnglChick]

pregnancy/delivery is just a one time thing - and then its done


of the two, the monthly cycle is definitely what they should have; its more recurring

i think both of these are minor compared to the responsibilities of being a woman

theres an email joke about how the husband is tired so he goes to bed; the wife is tired so she starts the dishwasher, advances the laundry, sets out the breakfast plates, gets the mail together, etc. adn then eventually goes to bed after having taken care of ten thousand things

THATS what i want to men to comprehend (and it wont ever happen)

there's always something that has to be thought about, planned for, washed/put away, taken care of etc. (and i'm not talking about the game or the dick)

[Scranton]

Well I reckon women have it easy these days, Dishwashers-washing machines- every other electric appliance man has invented for them to make things easier. As to the original question!
Adam was'nt dumb enough to eat the apple, so blame the stupid bitch eve for your predicament today...
Number 1 if it came to a choice!!!!

[Jake]

Scranton, I only have one thing to add to that..... DUCK!!!

[Scranton]

Thanks for the advice Jake, but a bit of moral support would have been more encouraging! as it is I'm going to have to take the flak for the next few days!!!

alright, for the record i'd rather have #1.
but what makes you women (REDALLNITE) think that you are the only ones that have it tough? we fellas gotta carry around a sensitive sack with which pain comes acutely with the slightest bit of inappropriate pressue. imagine havin' that weigh on your psyche all day every day. not to mention that it sticks against your thighs 24/7 (which is why we scratch/fondle/adjust our balls all the time). and then the cock...DAYUM. it grows when you don't want it too. it doesn't when you need it too. it's a highly uncooperative (at times) SEPARATE BEING from ourselves. it thinks as its own. it can get us into trouble, make us sick, even kill us and we, as men, are expected to have 100% control over its proprieties and are laughed at if/when we can't control them. so before ya'll women start walkin' 'round thinkin' that men don't have it tough too...think about what i mentioned and give your man a hard swat on the ass to let him know you appreciate his cock-maintenance efforts. i am done.