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entipy
07-27-04, 08:10AM
A young man wished to buy a pair of gloves for his sweetheart's birthday, so he went to an expensive boutique, and bought the finest gloves available, and asked the sales woman to have them delivered with a note.

While wrapping the gloves, a clerk accidentally mixed up the order and sent a pair of panties instead.

Here's the note the young man wrote to his sweetheart:

Darling, I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but because your sister wears the short ones that are so easy to remove, I decided to get the same style for you.

Although these are a delicate shade, the lady I bought them from showed me a pair she had been wearing for three weeks, and they were hardly soiled. I had the saleslady try them on for me and she really looked smart. I wish I could be there to put them on you for the first time. No doubt, many other hands will touch them before I see you again.

When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing and be sure to keep them on while cleaning them, so they won't shrink. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year!

I hope you like them and will wear them for me Friday night!

All my love,

P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.

JakeD
07-27-04, 08:47AM
Uh.

.....Uh.

eeehehehehehehehe!

whitecrow
07-27-04, 03:53PM
....

why can I just *hear* her fainting?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Boozer
07-27-04, 05:30PM
Fainting? I think steaming mad. Especially after this line:


.....because your sister wears the short ones that are so easy to remove

kittyroze
07-27-04, 08:29PM
Oh my god!