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Diva
07-21-04, 07:31AM
Let me ask you a question. Does anyone NOT have a website/blog/gallery/forum? It seems like it's become the normal thing to do. Everyone's on the web these days. When I used to mention having a site I'd get a 'Oh! Cool" kinda response. Now it's more like "Wanna trade URLs?" That's when you really have to think about it. Do you want to see your cashier/bank teller's 'other life'? It's really what it is, too. Even though I'm pretty much the same person online it's the side of me that I tone down at work or public places. Keeping that in mind, do you really want to know if that sweet teller has a fetish that's a tad on the wild side? After seeing her in leather could you really treat her the same? "I'll have one beef jerky... Dont whip me with it *wink wink*"


News n Stuff
º Man helps skunk who's head was stuck in cup (http://www.nbc5.com/irresistible/3546807/detail.html?z=dp&dpswid=1260382&dppid=65193). Awwww!
º Man turns in naked neighbor doing chores (http://www.nbc4.com/news/3555692/detail.html). Way to go
º Woman, 71, marries teenage student (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1027855.html?menu=). Ewwwwwww
º Giant rabbit as big as 3-yr-old (http://www.local6.com/news/3547722/detail.html). p-p-p-pleeeze, Eddy!
º Drunk flight crew members beat passenger (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/07/20/world/main630677.shtml). Hey Pos!
º Couple marries dressed as Homer and Marge Simpson (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004331472,00.html). WTF!?!
º Fans set up church of SpongeBob (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/3906687.stm). Morons
º Officer nabs bridge jumper (http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/news/07202004_nw_jumper.html#). Let her go
º Gay porn Web site shut down by neighbors (http://www.lifesite.net/ldn/2004/jul/04071908.html). Lovely
º Man kills wife during rough sex (http://www.wstm.com/Global/story.asp?S=2064733&nav=2aKDOzLv). Idiot
º Arab women singers complicit in rape (http://www.mg.co.za/Content/l3.asp?ao=118981&t=1). Burn in hell
º Church baptizes congregation at water park (http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0720baptism-park-ON.html). *blink*
º Cop shoots at jaywalker (http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2004/07/20/outraged_czech_cop_shoots_at_jaywalker/). Heh

Levity
º Floaty Pens of the World (http://www.5th-sun.com/fpotw/)
º Trogdor trailer (http://www.homestarrunner.com/pqtrailer.html)
º Stalker site (run Julie, run!) (http://fortheloveofjulie.com/julie/index.html)
º Save Martha Stewart.com (http://www.savemarthastewart.com/)
º Ultra-Condensed Classic Books (http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/classics.shtml)
º Creepy Valentines (http://iconomy.addr.com/those_other_sticky_valentines/creepy.html)

entipy
07-21-04, 08:03AM
from the Ultra-Condensed Classic Books link:

LMAO!


Lord of the Flies
By William Golding
Ultra-Condensed by David J. Parker and Samuel Stoddard


(Some BOYS crash on an ISLAND.)

Ralph

We need a fire.

(They make a fire. It goes out.)

Ralph

We need a fire.

(They make a fire. It goes out.)

Ralph

We need a fire.

Jack

Forget the fire. Let's kill each other.

Other Boys

Yeah!

(They do.)



THE END

Ice Man
07-21-04, 08:10AM
I saw that wabbit three days ago. Are we getting slower in our............*Nevermind.

Poseidon
07-21-04, 08:26AM
In Soviet Russia, Flight crews beet YOU!!! :)

in responce, the only reason I made a small site, and will register domain, is because of convinience. Some place to post pictures, files to download, or something I can refer someone to if needed. I dont need forums on there, cause there are plenty out there already. why should I bother with that then?

On the flip side... who wants to be spanked with beef jerky, give me a shout :)

the site for now: http://65.69.62.225:8080/
usually up from 7am to 11 pm weekdays and all weekend

warza bidul
07-21-04, 03:06PM
Have you ever thought of the amount of idiots at the airport? I have, it's the same as having idiots on the phone, but rather than being polite or their character annoying you vocally it does so based on weight. It's a good team environment at airports but you come across the occasional asshole, today the anus was a technician who threw the wheel chucks to the ground and I had to pick them up. It's not so much the fact I need to move the wheel chocks as to the attitude of the anus I'm speaking of.

It's a dangerous environment, a warm wet environment, tiring as well. It's an airport where you have loud engines, jet blast, cars, moving bridges that dock onto the plane, propellers, heavy loads and more. If just one person behaves in an obnoxsious way quite a few lives could be in danger.

As to websites there aren't that many people I know who have websites but if they do I find it's quite interesting. It's about what information you provide, whether it's got any content etc. If it's a site saying hello my name is mary jane and I like spider man then that site is crap so might as well not exist. If the site however is used as a reference by many people then it has a purpose. As to blogs I think they are for inwardly focused people on the most part, replacing face to face discussions with self serving monologues.

Some people could say the web is the wastebasket of the intellectual world and it is, but that's part of it's wealth.

whitecrow
07-21-04, 04:10PM
Are you talking to me, Diva?

Diva
07-21-04, 04:14PM
Are you talking to me, Diva?
:kissy:

Ice Man
07-22-04, 03:45AM
I have a website. It has less than a thousand hits and no one ever post in the forum but me.

/me thinks very hard that there may be a problem there.

Bassmama
07-22-04, 04:30AM
I don't have one!

entipy
07-22-04, 08:40AM
If it's a site saying hello my name is mary jane and I like spider man then that site is crap so might as well not exist.

That's me!! :D (http://www.draaz.com)

No, seriously. I used to have links to different things on my site, but that got boring to me, and I just haven't updated it since.

I use it for storage space for photos and such, and for email addresses that I don't have to worry about changing if I change service providers (and don't have to worry about using webmail).

whitecrow
07-22-04, 03:51PM
:kissy:

/me blushes.

Yeh, yeh, I'm guilty. But I'm *much* better now than I ever was at not doing the "I like spiderman" thing...