OF PRINCESSES &TOADS (a story of blackmail)

[aussie]

Once apon a time there was a fair princess who created a small but wonderful kingdom. This Kingdom was inhabited by many and various cherubs and soldiers and was a happy and fun place to live.
Till one day a wicked and evil toad came to live in the garden of eden. The toad soon became jealous of the happy kingdom for he had created a land of his own, an ugly and dark place that no one visited more than once. So the toad began to woo the cherubs and soldiers leave the princess and come and reside with me was his cry.
Word soon filtered back to the princess who had the toad cast from the happy kingdom. The toad was furious for he believed he had fallen in love with the fair princess and that she in return should only love him. As he brooded the toad came up with an evil and dark scheme to force the fair princess to let him return to her kingdom. For in the dark and wicked recesses of his mind was hatching a plan of blackmail. So the toad stole a key to the back door of the kingdom if the princess would not talk to him and allow him to return to the kingdom he would sell the key to any who would buy it.
Our fair and beautiful princess now had no choice but to allow the wicked and evil toad access to the kingdom. In order to save her kingdom for the cherubs and soldiers she was forced to capitulate.
The toad now roams free through out the land acting with the intelligence of a pregnant corn flake annoying every one he comes in contact with . It is still hoped that one day he will have a basic command of language. That is at this stage largely still just a hope. In short the evil toad is such a “goofball” he would never have learned to breathe if it wasn’t a reflex action. Lets face it if he wasn’t such a goofball he would be a perfect cokeroach.
Any way boys and girls this is just a fantasy a bed time story nothing more.
Or is it?

[Zaphros]

hehehehe cool one mate.

I can here the flames licking at the door ;)

Zaphros.

[Scranton]

Any resembelence to persons living or dead is purely factual.

[ZXXXcXXXZ]

No probs here mate. Enjoy yur posts and it is still simply a anything goes forum"Thanks ~Diva" I am getting hitched today! She likes my style GO FIGURE!!! :)

[aussie]

didnt you say you and Katy were married already? Wasnt that .org a wedding present? Didnt you say in your last email that you bought it?
Now just for the record which one are you marring this time cokera? The left or the right hand?

[ZXXXcXXXZ]

Both

[Jake]

From what I hear your style is a compilation of other peoples' style that you ripped off. So she's marrying everyone else but you.

Great story, Aussie. It brought a tear to my eye. The short sequel was just as riviting. So, did the Princess get her "NoChickTrx.org" back from the evil Cokeroach? I'm on the edge of my seat...

[ZXXXcXXXZ]

Of course Jake not a problem it was hers all the time. I'll Never take the kind lady's name... Just protect it. She has been very helpful to me in the programming and constructive critisism also her views on the world are very articulate and informative. For that I am very gratefull. I do think she should purchase nochicktrix.sex though just in case!

[aussie]

CHAPTER TWO (the toads new threat!)

Apon his return to the happy kingdom the evil toad strutted through out the land. As he strutted he continued to spread lies and disquiet through out the populace. In his usual slow witted way though the evil toad was blissfully unaware and ignorant of the rising hatred all around him. The cherubs and soldiers were by now well aware of the toads evil ways and are as we speak closing ranks to defend the fair princess and their happy kingdom.
Even as our story unfolds boys and girls the evil toad is further threatening the fair princess with references to a another key he may or may not aquire. It seems toads are clumsy slow witted creatures at the best of times and ours is no exception to this rule. For he still feels the best way to the heart of our princess is through threats and cruelty. He just dosent understand that even one so fair and soft natured as our princess could never love one who has hurt her He has been down the sympathy route with claims of illness. Im ill cried the toad Im dieing he croaked all to no avail. For he told differing tales of his phantom illness to the princess and her soldiers. The toad was by now gaining quite a reputation as a thief and a liar as he strutted the land the cherubs and soldiers turned their heads and refused to smile for fear he would steal the gold fillings from their teeth. Watch him they cried he`ll steal the sugar out of your coffee if your not careful. How can we tell if the toad is lying they all asked. The secret replied one old soldier is to watch him. If his fingers are on a key board or his mouth is open then he`s lying.
Ok boys and girls brush your teeth and off to bed now.
Its just fantasy remember
The toad wouldn’t really steal the .sex domain would he?
Surely he has already caused the princess enough trouble already
Why would he continue to hurt her?
Why even bring up the subject of the .sex domain if its not a veiled threat?
Who will ever understand toads and cokeroaches?
Good night boys and girls

[ZXXXcXXXZ]

Why do you not buy it for her? You are a very creative soul! I never threatened anything. Just a simple suggestion.{in fun} I do believe that there are quite few .coms out theere though { I bought 23 last week alone. Why don't you buy one for yourself!
Aussie {MoNo.CoM} Is for sale! I hear bidding is now 2650.00. So whoever owns it may make a little cash. HAHA.By the way since you are quite the fisherman look at fishing the net as I do. Finding new challenges working the water, surveilience is very important to the success of your venture. No one likes to fish a dry hole{RIGHT}.
No problems here mate. But I don't hang on my sick ass self for sympathy. I am simply trying to beat this shit with all I got.
Buy yourself a domain before someone beats ya to it!
Capitalism at its finest! :rolleyes:

[minerjoe1963]

hey GOOFFUCK. why don`t ya just go and fuck off? are ya such a shit for brains that you don`t understand that your place here is no longer need? why do you harass? are you of weak mind. what the fuck?

just a couple of questions for ya to ponder.
if ya got " nochicktrix.org" why don`t you give it to her for christmas? that would show just how much you " care ".