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Ice Man
07-02-04, 03:50AM
This morning my wife calls from work. I roll over crockity as it is 5am and answer:

Me: Hello

Her: Are you up?

Me: No, I am communicating telepathically.

HERE'S YOUR SIGN!


Do you have any like these? If so, share them.

Diva
07-02-04, 06:14AM
huh?

George
07-02-04, 04:32PM
Basically, his wife called him at 5 AM to tell him his sign for the month I am guessing, Diva or he is talking about someone who ask you something stupid when they should already know the answer. :p

And I do not have one yet. :p

Jennafer
07-02-04, 07:23PM
Huh? Diva...Here's your sign...lol. :-)~

Poseidon
07-02-04, 08:07PM
....

redneck humor :P

/me ducks

Diva
07-02-04, 08:24PM
Ummm.... Riiiiiiiiight.

JakeD
07-02-04, 08:41PM
I actually had my "here's your sign" phenomena today that actually pertained to a sign:
Guy: "Hi. Coffeemakers?"

Me: "Yes sir...for commercial use, right?"

Guy(rudely/sarcastically, complete with little smartassed hand motion to go along with it): "Home kitchen, you know..."

Me: "Well, sir, as it says on the signs throughout the store, we're a RESTAURANT supply store. We don't carry home coffeemakers."

Guy(embarrassed at his previous display of asshole-ism): Right.....sorry.....um...thanks.

Me: *nods curtly and goes back to work*

thestarsfall
07-03-04, 08:05AM
i dont get it

Diva
07-03-04, 08:53AM
i dont get it

Join the club.... *shrug*

Ice Man
07-03-04, 03:50PM
ROTFLMAO

Taking the boat from the water this morning after fishing. Man on dock asks, "Hi, you been fishin?"

Carrying the fishing poles from boat, my friend looks at him and says. "Nope, the truck needed the exercise and let it do pull ups.

Fisherman will get this one.

HeavensAngel
07-04-04, 06:37AM
Diva you never heard of the comedian Jeff Foxworthy?

entipy
07-04-04, 09:06AM
Actually, it's Bill Engvall that does the "Here's your sign" bit. It's basically when you say something so obvious, it's just pretty stupid, so Bill Engvall does a bit about giving them an "I'm stupid" sign.

Examples:

A man has a coat hanger trying to get into his car through the window. Someone walks up and says, "You lock your keys in the car?" The guy says, "Nope. Just washed it, and I'm hangin' it up to dry. Here's your sign."

You roll up into the garage with a flat tire, and when you get out, the attendant says, "Got a flat?" You say, "Nope. I was driving along, and the other three just swole right up.... here's your sign."

He's really funny. :)

HeavensAngel
07-04-04, 10:32AM
ya your right..always get them confused.

Ice Man
07-06-04, 04:50AM
Diva you never heard of the comedian Jeff Foxworthy?


ACTUALLY, it's not Jeff Foxworthy. It's Bill Engval. But that's okay. I understand the Redneck disabilities in here.

Diva
07-06-04, 06:28AM
Thank you, Entpipy. It's a lot funnier once you get an explanation of what's going on.

/me punches IceMan in the arm

Fire
07-06-04, 07:09AM
I ALWAYS watch the four of those guys (couldn't really tell you names..) on comedy central. I'm always on the floor! "yeah, They call me "tater salad". hahahahahaha

entipy
07-06-04, 07:54AM
Fire - They're awesome! "Tater Salad" is Ron White. He's the funniest of the bunch in my opinion. The other are: Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, and Larry the Cable Guy.

Ice Man
07-06-04, 08:12AM
I could have sworn that I explained. That must have been one of those lock up times. Whoops.

Ice Man
07-06-04, 08:13AM
oh, I almost forgot...........


OUCH!

Poseidon
07-06-04, 10:24AM
I went to see Ron White when he was in town. It was fucking hillarious

Lilith
07-06-04, 11:44AM
I could have sworn that I explained. That must have been one of those lock up times. Whoops.
Yup! Here's YOUR sign!

Ice Man
07-06-04, 11:48AM
Thank you. I needed that. Do you have that in the bill board size?

JakeD
07-06-04, 12:17PM
ehehehehehe!

Caller: "Do you have pans?"
Me: "............................................Yes."
Caller: "Like, cooking pans."
Me: "............................................Yes."
Caller: "For sale?"
Me: "Yes."

Then she asked me for directions from Orange County, and argued with me about them because she wanted to take sidestreets (which is a hell of a lot slower) because she doesn't like to drive on the freeway.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Boozer
07-06-04, 10:51PM
Bill Engvall is a funny bastard!! So are Jeff Foxworthy, Ron White and Larry the Cable Guy. (Git 'er done!!)

"I don't wanna be drunk in public, I wanna be drunk in there."