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This morning my wife calls from work. I roll over crockity as it is 5am and answer:
Me: Hello
Her: Are you up?
Me: No, I am communicating telepathically.
HERE'S YOUR SIGN!
Do you have any like these? If so, share them.
Basically, his wife called him at 5 AM to tell him his sign for the month I am guessing, Diva or he is talking about someone who ask you something stupid when they should already know the answer. :p
And I do not have one yet. :p
Jennafer
07-02-04, 07:23PM
Huh? Diva...Here's your sign...lol. :-)~
Poseidon
07-02-04, 08:07PM
....
redneck humor :P
/me ducks
I actually had my "here's your sign" phenomena today that actually pertained to a sign:
Guy: "Hi. Coffeemakers?"
Me: "Yes sir...for commercial use, right?"
Guy(rudely/sarcastically, complete with little smartassed hand motion to go along with it): "Home kitchen, you know..."
Me: "Well, sir, as it says on the signs throughout the store, we're a RESTAURANT supply store. We don't carry home coffeemakers."
Guy(embarrassed at his previous display of asshole-ism): Right.....sorry.....um...thanks.
Me: *nods curtly and goes back to work*
thestarsfall
07-03-04, 08:05AM
i dont get it
i dont get it
Join the club.... *shrug*
ROTFLMAO
Taking the boat from the water this morning after fishing. Man on dock asks, "Hi, you been fishin?"
Carrying the fishing poles from boat, my friend looks at him and says. "Nope, the truck needed the exercise and let it do pull ups.
Fisherman will get this one.
HeavensAngel
07-04-04, 06:37AM
Diva you never heard of the comedian Jeff Foxworthy?
Actually, it's Bill Engvall that does the "Here's your sign" bit. It's basically when you say something so obvious, it's just pretty stupid, so Bill Engvall does a bit about giving them an "I'm stupid" sign.
Examples:
A man has a coat hanger trying to get into his car through the window. Someone walks up and says, "You lock your keys in the car?" The guy says, "Nope. Just washed it, and I'm hangin' it up to dry. Here's your sign."
You roll up into the garage with a flat tire, and when you get out, the attendant says, "Got a flat?" You say, "Nope. I was driving along, and the other three just swole right up.... here's your sign."
He's really funny. :)
HeavensAngel
07-04-04, 10:32AM
ya your right..always get them confused.
Diva you never heard of the comedian Jeff Foxworthy?
ACTUALLY, it's not Jeff Foxworthy. It's Bill Engval. But that's okay. I understand the Redneck disabilities in here.
Thank you, Entpipy. It's a lot funnier once you get an explanation of what's going on.
/me punches IceMan in the arm
I ALWAYS watch the four of those guys (couldn't really tell you names..) on comedy central. I'm always on the floor! "yeah, They call me "tater salad". hahahahahaha
Fire - They're awesome! "Tater Salad" is Ron White. He's the funniest of the bunch in my opinion. The other are: Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, and Larry the Cable Guy.
I could have sworn that I explained. That must have been one of those lock up times. Whoops.
oh, I almost forgot...........
OUCH!
Poseidon
07-06-04, 10:24AM
I went to see Ron White when he was in town. It was fucking hillarious
I could have sworn that I explained. That must have been one of those lock up times. Whoops.
Yup! Here's YOUR sign!
Thank you. I needed that. Do you have that in the bill board size?
ehehehehehe!
Caller: "Do you have pans?"
Me: "............................................Yes."
Caller: "Like, cooking pans."
Me: "............................................Yes."
Caller: "For sale?"
Me: "Yes."
Then she asked me for directions from Orange County, and argued with me about them because she wanted to take sidestreets (which is a hell of a lot slower) because she doesn't like to drive on the freeway.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Bill Engvall is a funny bastard!! So are Jeff Foxworthy, Ron White and Larry the Cable Guy. (Git 'er done!!)
"I don't wanna be drunk in public, I wanna be drunk in there."
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