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Diva
01-29-02, 12:07PM
8 policemen and dog called in on possible robbery, discover two hedgehogs having sex (http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=29&art_id=qw1012199221669B252&set_id=1) instead.

Horny hedgehogs surprise prickly neighbour

Wellington - Eight policemen with a dog rushed to a house in Christchurch early on Monday morning after an emergency call reported an intruder trying to saw a way into the building.

"The culprits were apprehended on the job - two hedgehogs having sex," Senior Sergeant Ian Freeman told the New Zealand Press Association.

"They were two prickly hedgehogs doing what comes naturally at 4.30 in the morning," he said. "Both offenders could not understand what the fuss was all about and they carried on sawing, much to the embarrassment of the complainant and to the great amusement of police who had arrived."


I love this story. Can you imagine how emarassed the people who called the police were? A woman I met at the vet told me about a night she woke up to glass breaking. She locked her bedroom door and hit the panic alarm for her alarm. She stayed in the bedroom with her rotweiler until the guards arrived. They turned on the light in the kitchen where the broken glass lay. Sitting on the counter was her new kitten, batting a spoon off the edge.

have you made any embarassing blunders? Did anyone see it happen?:eek:

usantic
01-30-02, 06:59AM
Oh I do it all the time! I always remember a face...........the name comes to me after I greet the person with a totally incorrect name. "Hiya Greg" "Um, Its George"

aussie
01-30-02, 07:07AM
the trick here is to substitute the word mate/buddy for the name. It buys you time at least.http://www.bluemeanie.tsn.cc/gif/sad/sad005.gif

Jennafer
01-30-02, 07:54AM
I'd rather over react anyday than have two men come in and assrape me and then shoot me in the head or something, and kill my cats......I watch too much Crime TV, but what a fucked up last day on earth. There's too many freaks out there not to overly cautious. Luckily, in the new place, we have a real good neighborhood watch thing going on. They're real anal, but I don't mind a bit.:baby:

Diva
01-30-02, 08:41AM
Originally posted by aussie
the trick here is to substitute the word mate/buddy for the name. It buys you time at least.http://www.bluemeanie.tsn.cc/gif/sad/sad005.gif *Remembers the countless times I've been referred to as 'mate'.*

Hey! And I thought it was a sign of endearment, not laziness!

SunnyHeadcase
01-30-02, 08:57AM
Originally posted by usantic
Oh I do it all the time! I always remember a face...........the name comes to me after I greet the person with a totally incorrect name. "Hiya Greg" "Um, Its George"

I sometimes can't remember my own name in these situations, "Hi I'm Greg, who are you?"...."Me?....Uhhhh....shit, I knew it a minute ago."
Believe it or not I've done this more than once, but when you're out of school how often do you say your own name? Then again I don't recognize myself in the mirror sometimes.

ozblonde
01-30-02, 03:40PM
I called a mechanic once because my car had broken down when it was only out of petrol. It turned out some one had stolen the petrol over night and I hadnt looked at the gauge before calling the mobile mechanic:mad:

Diva
01-30-02, 04:34PM
I had a nurse have a complete panic attack when the computer in the Operating Room wouldn't work. I went down there and after a quick glance, led her to the computer, sat her down, and flipped the "ON" switch. Wella!

*slaps Aussie upside the head*

usantic
01-31-02, 05:11PM
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrummmmmmmm.......... Aussie, could what you've done be construed as an embarrassing,,,,,,,um *chuckles* blunder? No worries! We all do it! :cheesy:

Redallnite
01-31-02, 10:29PM
Aussie, I'm the worlds worst in names.... substitute heck, thats the only thing I can remember - hey big guy, hi little bit, ect...... I can talk with someone weekly and never remember their name. Pet names are the only thing I can remember... I call my husband "B" all the time, he really has put an impression on me??

:eek: