Diva
06-25-04, 06:55AM
*wipes tear*
Retiring from porn stardom with 1,300 films under his belt, Italian actor Rocco Siffredi claims he is still up to the job but is quitting for "family reasons," the daily La Repubblica reported.
"My children are growing up, and I can no longer just say 'Dad is going to work to make money for the family.' They want to know more," he said of his two sons, aged seven and four.
This is the man that turned me onto porn. He made movies that women wanted to see. While the human hedgehog Ron Jeremy sweated and shed his way through movies, Rocco made you want to jump in, bend over and ride him all night. He's sexy without being arrogant, and knows how to make the women scream.
It's amazing how an adult actor/actress could find someone who isnt bothered by their career choice. I applaud him for raising a family and getting out while still in his prime.
I'd like to make a toast to Rocco Siffredi. Raise your dil.. er glasses and join me in saying farewell to the man who made anal look painless. I hope his future is filled with happiness and good fortunes. Turn em o.. er I mean drink up. *RRRRRrrrrrrRRRRRrrrrrr*
News n Stuff
º judge used male enhancement pump on bench (http://thesmokinggun.com/archive/0624041pump1.html). *blink*
º Microsoft patents human skin (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_999310.html?menu=). That's just creepy
º Plane crashes into auto body shop (http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/sfl-623aircrash,0,2743164.story?coll=sfla-home-headlines). No, really
º Cement truck lands in front yard (http://abclocal.go.com/wtvd/news/062204_NW_cementtruck.html). Duck!
º Friendly dog prevents killing spree (http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=5508597§ion=news). Riiight
º Man survives 230-foot fall (http://www.local6.com/news/3454978/detail.html). Moron
º Battered wife sets husband on fire (http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/23685.htm). Burn, baby burn
º King removed tit shot of Madeleine (http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/english/article244491.ece). She wore it
º Woman faints on subway tracks, cut in half (http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/23707.htm). Lovely
º Victims upset at Bush's praise of ex-con (http://www.enquirer.com/editions/2004/06/24/loc_loc1abush.html). Moron
º Fender bender leads to missing coach, player (http://www.koin.com/webnews/20042/20040623_softballplayerb.shtml). Schmuck
º Bumper sticker a self-fulfilling prophecy (http://www.thetimesonline.com/articles/2004/06/24/news/top_news/091a3e45aa2de78886256ebd00015ff4.txt). Way to go
º Flammable substance to kill spider starts mall fire (http://www.pressconnects.com/today/news/stories/ne062404s99236.shtml). Dipshit
Levity
º Awful plastic surgery (new stuff) (http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/)
º Poopmoose (http://www.poopmoose.com/)
º Man laying the smack-down (http://www.patched-minds.de/Stuff/Videos/kiez.mpeg)
º Screaming Queens (http://www.screamingqueens.com/)
º Football badgers (thanks Thaum!) (http://www.footballbadgers.com/)
º The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement (http://www.vhemt.org/)
Retiring from porn stardom with 1,300 films under his belt, Italian actor Rocco Siffredi claims he is still up to the job but is quitting for "family reasons," the daily La Repubblica reported.
"My children are growing up, and I can no longer just say 'Dad is going to work to make money for the family.' They want to know more," he said of his two sons, aged seven and four.
This is the man that turned me onto porn. He made movies that women wanted to see. While the human hedgehog Ron Jeremy sweated and shed his way through movies, Rocco made you want to jump in, bend over and ride him all night. He's sexy without being arrogant, and knows how to make the women scream.
It's amazing how an adult actor/actress could find someone who isnt bothered by their career choice. I applaud him for raising a family and getting out while still in his prime.
I'd like to make a toast to Rocco Siffredi. Raise your dil.. er glasses and join me in saying farewell to the man who made anal look painless. I hope his future is filled with happiness and good fortunes. Turn em o.. er I mean drink up. *RRRRRrrrrrrRRRRRrrrrrr*
News n Stuff
º judge used male enhancement pump on bench (http://thesmokinggun.com/archive/0624041pump1.html). *blink*
º Microsoft patents human skin (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_999310.html?menu=). That's just creepy
º Plane crashes into auto body shop (http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/sfl-623aircrash,0,2743164.story?coll=sfla-home-headlines). No, really
º Cement truck lands in front yard (http://abclocal.go.com/wtvd/news/062204_NW_cementtruck.html). Duck!
º Friendly dog prevents killing spree (http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=5508597§ion=news). Riiight
º Man survives 230-foot fall (http://www.local6.com/news/3454978/detail.html). Moron
º Battered wife sets husband on fire (http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/23685.htm). Burn, baby burn
º King removed tit shot of Madeleine (http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/english/article244491.ece). She wore it
º Woman faints on subway tracks, cut in half (http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/23707.htm). Lovely
º Victims upset at Bush's praise of ex-con (http://www.enquirer.com/editions/2004/06/24/loc_loc1abush.html). Moron
º Fender bender leads to missing coach, player (http://www.koin.com/webnews/20042/20040623_softballplayerb.shtml). Schmuck
º Bumper sticker a self-fulfilling prophecy (http://www.thetimesonline.com/articles/2004/06/24/news/top_news/091a3e45aa2de78886256ebd00015ff4.txt). Way to go
º Flammable substance to kill spider starts mall fire (http://www.pressconnects.com/today/news/stories/ne062404s99236.shtml). Dipshit
Levity
º Awful plastic surgery (new stuff) (http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/)
º Poopmoose (http://www.poopmoose.com/)
º Man laying the smack-down (http://www.patched-minds.de/Stuff/Videos/kiez.mpeg)
º Screaming Queens (http://www.screamingqueens.com/)
º Football badgers (thanks Thaum!) (http://www.footballbadgers.com/)
º The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement (http://www.vhemt.org/)