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Diva
06-25-04, 06:55AM
*wipes tear*

Retiring from porn stardom with 1,300 films under his belt, Italian actor Rocco Siffredi claims he is still up to the job but is quitting for "family reasons," the daily La Repubblica reported.


"My children are growing up, and I can no longer just say 'Dad is going to work to make money for the family.' They want to know more," he said of his two sons, aged seven and four.


This is the man that turned me onto porn. He made movies that women wanted to see. While the human hedgehog Ron Jeremy sweated and shed his way through movies, Rocco made you want to jump in, bend over and ride him all night. He's sexy without being arrogant, and knows how to make the women scream.

It's amazing how an adult actor/actress could find someone who isnt bothered by their career choice. I applaud him for raising a family and getting out while still in his prime.

I'd like to make a toast to Rocco Siffredi. Raise your dil.. er glasses and join me in saying farewell to the man who made anal look painless. I hope his future is filled with happiness and good fortunes. Turn em o.. er I mean drink up. *RRRRRrrrrrrRRRRRrrrrrr*


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Lilith
06-25-04, 07:04AM
Never heard of him, but now it sounds like I should have. Any recommendations?

Fire
06-25-04, 08:37AM
unfortunately I don't pay attention to names....I just watch the movie....

entipy
06-25-04, 08:44AM
I'm with Lil. Movie recommendations, please?

Ice Man
06-25-04, 10:13AM
Geez, yuk, gross...........bring on the women.............yeah, baby.

Bassmama
06-25-04, 11:40AM
Hey, Diva- post some stills so I know who you're talking about. :devil:

Diva
06-25-04, 11:54AM
I cant at work... Did you click on the link? It's got a pretty good picture of him there.

entipy
06-25-04, 12:02PM
/me clicks on the link

:wow:

Poseidon
06-25-04, 01:40PM
I cant at work... Did you click on the link? It's got a pretty good picture of him there.


Well... he IS cute. I'd do him

Lilith
06-25-04, 03:33PM
He IS cute... as is his wife! :)

kittyroze
06-25-04, 09:23PM
May he have a happy and long life...

/me raises her...um

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

JakeD
06-26-04, 12:04AM
God, joy buzzers are still funny after all these years.

Wait, that's not a joy buzzer. Well, it kinda is. Um. I'll shut up now.