strip clubs...why?

i went to one with a friend of mine this weekend for the first time in years. this time i actually paid attention to what was going on and the site caused me great dismay.

semi-attractive to georgeous women were grinding on men who in turn gave them money to do it more...this is retarded. let's look at this for what it is:

a girl earns money by getting a man in a crazy extreme state of arousal...but can't get him off? whoa, back that motherfuckin' truck up right there buster. that's some bullshit, extra-stank.

so fellas, i'm gonna need your help. why would anyone go to a strip club (and this bastard was PACKED) if you only keep giving up money to get further aroused with no payoff? perhaps i'm missin' somethin'...?

ladies, if carpetmunching is your thing feel free to respond in kind as well.

[Scranton]

It's to stop these fuckers raping women: they're spent up so have to go home.

[Redallnite]

If guys only use their "johnny jump's" to waste their money, well more power to the women!! My goodness have yall not figured it out??? Your brain is not between your ears. Think about it!!?!?!?!!!!!!!

[Diva]

Hey Red! you tell em, girl. And RudeDawg, for the record... Us Heterosexual gals want our say too. So there! You pay for porno, pay for zips, disc space, etc... for web porno, why not this? Let's face it, the guy doesn't wait for the girl to get off... why is it her responsiblity to get him off?

i think i've misrepresented my postion...again, so i'll answer what ya'll said and try to restate my opinion. hopefully i won't fuck it up...

scranton, i gotta disagree. if a guy goes to a strip club, spends mad cash gettin' his shit rock hard with no release, wouldn't that encourage that type of violence?

red, i know our brains are in our dicks. i'm just tryin' to see if maybe i missed some sort of enjoyment that would explain why our stupid asses return to that sort of entertainment. but if it's solely because we're a bunch of mindless cock-followers...so be it.

diva, i'm not assigning responsibility to the female to get his stupid ass off. more power to her if she can coax all that cash outta his dumbass. my question is why a guy would subject himself (and his paycheck) to such a blatant con. but like i said to red, if we're just that dumb...then we're just that dumb.

so there it is fellas, school me. tell me somethin'. PLEASE let me know we are NOT that pathetic. is there ANY redeeming quality found there? my cock awaits.

[Jake]

RudeDawg, heh heh... Let's put it this way, big guy... RudeDawg: "My cock awaits".

[Redallnite]

Maybe - it's the fantasy? Guy goes home pokes the wife thinking of the bump and grind. :eek:

[Jennafer]

Me and my dude were just talking about what a wayste of money it is. He said he'd rather come home to me and watch me take it off. And I told him if he threw me a fifty. I'd probably take us both out to dinner. And we'd both be happy.

[minerjoe1963]

hey bro, to me it`s a waste of time,money and energy to go to strip clubs. why pay (give) someone for somethin` that you`ll never have. i`ve seen guys go in week after week with their paychecks and come ( ? ) out broke. they say " she`s so hot " , ( i`m goin` ta get some o` dat )... well after a couple of months they give up after they notice that the chick is also seein` a couple of other dudes. DUMB ASSES
ANYWAY, a ho is a ho is a ho...but it`s fun to kick back and watch someone make an ass out of himself :p :p

[LucifersChild]

ive personally only been once. and i had a great time. got a lapdance, and went home to my girlfriend and had the best sex of my life.. there, thats my strip club story :p

[Jake]

I just want to say that after going to one this past weekend for a Bachelor's party... It would have to be so that you appreciate who you are with. Or at least thank God it's not with them. I came home with every dollar intact. Pity money wasn't even an issue. Their 'humping' motions looked more like kneading dough. A bikini wax would have been nice. And there wasn't a tit that didn't remind me of my hound dog's ear.

The only word to describe these fems is: Skank.

It's good to see you, Diva. Thank G-d!

a friend of mine outta college had his bachelor party a few years ago. in some reguard my experience was similar to yours, but for the most part it was far different. the girls were weak with their dancing and one sure did need a bikini wax, but it turned out that the guy who set that shit up got hookers instead of "dancers". they were inches from actually suckin' dicks just before i left.

the next day i'm talkin' to my friend who stuck around. he said they went through a lot of condoms on those nasty bitches. now, don't get me wrong, they were cute 'n' all, but when you got 15 guys and 3 girls...and every guy used at least 2 condoms? shiiiiiiiiit. i'm glad i left. ain't NO bitch good enough to have me slappin' nuts with other fellas. sillyass tricks the lot of them.

[usantic]

Rudedawg, I have often asked myself this question when I find myself in one of these clubs. I don't think I've ever gone to these establishments alone, but I've seen a number of guys, geeks, pervs, whatever, sit and relish in the women that perform for them. This is what makes the U.S. what it is. shrugs. If they've got the mindset to fork over $$$ to these girls for a few moments of pleasure (even though most may not uhm, get off per se), more power to 'em. I rarely pay for a private dance, but when I do
its because I find the dancer alluring and I would hope that she'd take a seat before or after the dance to join into bullshitting with me and my buddy for a bit. yeah yeah I may hafta buy her a drink but hey, I'm just spreadin' tha love right? In my eyes there's nothin' wrong with havin' a pretty babe dancin' around whilst I enjoy some suds with buds.

[Jake]

Welcome to the forums,usantic. Sure, what male wouldn't mind a pretty lady dancing around while having a few beers. Just make them pretty, SHAVED ladies...

Rudedawg, smart move leaving like that. Now your friends having something else in common: Whatever disease those fems had. Because you KNOW that wasn't the only customer that night. *shivers*

[NewEnglChick]

i would imagine (and since i'm not a guy i do have to imagine) that at least one of the redeeming features is part of why magazines sell so well...

you get to openly ogle and stare at nakey girl parts to your hard-on's delight

if you're so inclined you dash off to somewhere private and 'hand'le matters for yourself while you have the cutie do god knows what in your imagination -- not all that much differenct from the magazine except for the fact that the magazine can go into your bed with you and doesnt require a cover charge every visit

[Diva]

Woo Hoo!!! I think we have a winner!!! And it's from a female, no less! Beautiful, Chickeeta. I believe you hit the nail on the head.

usantic, i got no beef with havin' a beautiful lady dancin' around me while i enjoy a drink with the fellas. the problem is the expenditure of cash. see, there's GOBBLES of cute hoes that will do it for a couple of beers as opposed to $50 bucks.

granted, it's a little difficule to arrange, but i welcome the challenge. but if i'm feelin' certain urges and the ladies are provin' a wee bit difficult, i'll kick out a few dollars to rest my weary head upon the heaving, hefty, willing, fake busom of a stripper.

jake, that was an insight i never even considered...damn. i'm embarrassed that it never crossed my mind...*shiver*. i better have my boy take a battery of tests to make sure his cock ain't gonna melt off or some shit.

and newengland chick, that is exactly right. i never understood the appeal of naked girls on paper, but whatever. i'm not gonna say i haven't spent hours of my life lookin' at 'em myself.