Apples and Wine

[Diva]

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good... just easy...

So the apples at the top sometimes think something is wrong with themselves, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

On the other hand, most men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!


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[Ice Man]

I think there feminist tones in that message.............

/me is rolling.

[whitecrow]

I always thought I was a whine, not a wine.

[kittyroze]

This is why I love Diva :)!

[Boozer]

Pfffft!!! Whatever!

I will agree that women are like apples--one bad apple spoils the whole damned bunch!!

[Bassmama]

Male or Female?

1) Ziploc Bags -- Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
2) Copier -- Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and often it's over inflated.
4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft and squeezable and retain water.
6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

[Poseidon]

well...

In response to Diva's post:

I like to climb trees, including apple ones. BUT, while climbing, I intend to take a bite out of every apple I come across :P