View Full Version : Had To Be There....
You ever have a funny conversation (either online or in person) and had to share it? Well here's the place to start.
Mine first:
thaum1el: oh... Diva?
Diva: what?
thaum1el: Diva, riffle my hair?
* Diva loads the rifle
Diva: hold still
thaum1el: TWO F's!
thaum1el: *shivers*
Diva: oops
< chanserv > [JakeD] The Texans are coming! The Texans are coming!
< jaked > Hi.
< pos > Yo
< boozer > ah
< boozer > AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
< pos > how was the oven?
< boozer > IT'S JAKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Boozer faints
< diva > hahahaha
< jaked > The oven was....toasty. Like my pants.
< pos >don't faint with Me and Jake arround
< boozer > no shit, huh?
< pos > things tend to get... violated
< diva > HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA</boozer>
BAscially, Ice Man. Posting something funny that has happened to you in a chat room or on instant message. :p
And if you still dont understand please PM me.
Anyone else have a funny conversation?
Pos: what's up
entipy: Waiting for 5:00
Jake: me too
Jake: well, 5:30 rather
Jake: but it's all relative
entipy: You have a couple more hours left hen?
entipy: er, then
entipy: hehehe
entipy: JakeD is a hen
entipy: :P
* NCT_JakeD lays an egg
Jake: well, two hours and forty minutes
* Entipy steals the egg and fries it up
entipy: Yummy
Jake: ...that came out of my butt.
entipy: I don't care.
entipy: If I can eat them from a chicken's butt, I can eat them from yours.
Diva: hahahaha
* Entipy grins
Jake: Cool. So, if I lay man-eggs, would you eat those?
Jake: :o
entipy: Define man-eggs.
Jake: You know, the brown eggs that men lay.
entipy: Eww!
* Entipy smacks JakeD
Jake: :P
entipy: Nasty fucker :P
Jake: Ayuh.
entipy: Am I allowed to say fucker here?
Jake: NO U R NOW BANNED
Jake: FUCKER
entipy: Dammit
entipy: er
Jake: unclefuckaaaaa
entipy: lmao!!
Friend: Went to the bar last night, got happilly smash. Accross from me was this beautiful 19 year old.
Friend: She asked for a smoke, we started talking. This chick was smokin hot at one point she asks where I live... so we talk about my place and then she says she would like to see it So i'm pretty much jumping up and down from excitement... let's see, I'm drunk and getting laid. Good times.
Friend: So I get up, walk around the bar over to her ask her if she's coming she replies she needs help getting up. She didn't look that drunk.
Friend: Can you fucking believe, this fucking hot chick only has one fucking leg?
Diva: oh my!
Friend: Whats' worse... I fucking carried her home anyways
Diva: hahahahahaha
[19:56] Bane: FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK
[19:56] Diva: you suck
[19:56] JakeD: what?
[19:56] Pos: right now?
[19:56] JakeD: yes
[19:56] Pos: are you cute?
[19:56] JakeD: yes
[19:56] Bane: God damn motherfucking fuck
[19:56] Pos: I meant him
[19:56] Diva: :o
[19:56] JakeD: I'd hit it.
[19:57] Diva: :O
[19:57] Bane: *sigh*
[19:57] Pos: well...
[19:57] Pos: if you would, so would I
[19:57] Pos: *sigh* yet another job to write down in my little book
[19:57] Bane: Come get some boys, and dont let the puss filled sores scare you
[19:57] JakeD: *groan*
[19:58] JakeD: yeah, they go away after about ten shots of penicillin
[19:58] *** JakeD has changed the topic on channel #nochicktrix to Bane: Come get some boys, and dont let the puss filled sores scare you
[19:59] Diva: oh man
[19:59] * Diva hands Bane the Nasty Award
[19:59] Pos: ..
[19:59] Pos: fine
[19:59] Pos: just wait
[19:59] JakeD: for the sores to appear?
[19:59] Pos: I WILL come over and do Jake with a polish sausage
[20:00] JakeD: YAY!
[20:00] JakeD: I mean....
[20:00] JakeD: NO!
[20:00] Diva: reheated this time?
[20:00] Pos: nah
[20:00] Pos: frozen
[20:00] JakeD: *cringes*
[20:00] Diva: anal freezer burn
[20:02] Diva: you know, Pos... everytime I walk by the Kielbasa in the store I think of you
[20:02] JakeD: Bullshit. You don't even go to the store.
[20:02] Bane: If I had a [EDIT: FIXED BANE'S TYPO HERE HE SAID NICKLE INSTEAD OF NICKEL]nickel[EDIT] for every girl thats said that to me
[20:02] JakeD: you'd have a nickel?
[20:02] Bane: actually no.
[20:03] JakeD: :(
[20:03] Diva: haha
Jesus Jake you could have at least fixed my typo :p
The #nochicktrix channel... weird just doesnt quite describe the conversations there.... :whome:
Me: Now they're filming right in front of me...wanks.
Tam: so will you be on ze news?
Me: Possibly. I should take off my clothes and stand at the filing cabinet like it's nothing new.
Me: "Jus' doin' muh job, suh!"
Tam: you should start eating products as fast as you can
Me: There is a whole shelf of glassware in front of my desk
Tam: start eating it, they'll love it
Me: MMMM ow MMMMM ow ow MMMMM...then I get woozy and pass out with blood spurting from my mouth
Tam: exactly
Me: NO, I'll run at the camera and spurt blood and glass all over the lens before I pass out. Like 28 Days Later. HAI!
Tam: LOL, that would be AWESOME
Me: Well, only if it's a live feed. "Hi. We're here at <company name> and *smash* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT"
Me: mass pandemonium in Los Angeles
Tam: lol, they might actually be surprised by an act like that
Me: Yeah. "That's it, he's hired! Take him to the hospital and clean him up!"
Thank GOD, I don't visit that channel. *wait. How do I get there?
[20:28] JakeD: http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/news/20040612p2a00m0dm007000c.html
[20:28] JakeD: I'd toss out a few dead baby jokes over that one, but that'd just be overkill.
[20:28] JakeD: Uh, no pun intended.
[20:30] roachypops: Iced, Iced Baby.
[20:30] JakeD: *groan*
[20:30] noctornus: ...
[20:30] roachypops: Puts a new spin on "mystery meat", doesn't it?
Diva: what bonehead call?
Enty: yeah, what bonehead call?
JakeD: and this chick called, [redneck]"yeah, ah heard about a pan that yew could bake uh cake in, and it would turn yer cake red. Yew guys got those?"
Diva: hahahaha
Diva:a redneck huh?
Enty: oh man
Enty: what a dumb ass
Diva:what did you tell her
Diva:and he's gone again
JakeD: I said, "No ma'am, there's no pans like that. It's food coloring."
JakeD: "OOOOOOOOHHH REALLEEEEEEEE?"
Enty: hehehehe
Diva:hahahahahahaha
JakeD: *sigh* "Yes ma'am. Really."
Enty: I'm glad I don't have to deal with people like that
Diva:She sound like one of your neighbors back home?
JakeD: "WELL AH WUZ WUNNERIN!"
Diva:HAHAHAHAHAHA
* Enty snickers
JakeD: I told Pam (the girl who does the smallwares purchasing) and she just hung her head in shame and burst into laughter.
Diva:hehehehe
Diva:I'll bet
Diva:so am I
Enty: Yeah, me, too
Diva:I'll bet
JakeD: I wanted to say, "Look, ma'am. No offense to YOU, but...DON'T CALL HERE EVER AGAIN."
Diva:What kind of an accent was she?
Enty: Like, Southeast US.
JakeD: No offense to you, E.
JakeD: But, like....Kentucky or Tennesee or Alabama.
JakeD: Probably Alabama.
JakeD: They have nothing better to do than think shit like that up.
Enty: Oh, none taken
Enty: I have zero accent
Diva:I dont either
Diva::D
JakeD: "Okay, ma'am, here's what I need you to do if you want this pan. You have any guns in the house? A shotgun? Buckshot? GREAT. I want you to load it. Remember, gun safety. Now, please walk out to your backyard. Now set the gun down on something sturdy, and tie a slipknot around the trigger."
* Enty gets her gun, goes into the backyard and blows her brains out
Enty: :D
JakeD: "Now squat down in front of it with your face against the barrel, and yank the string as hard as you can."
Enty: Hey, JD
Enty: Guess what
JakeD: eh?
Enty: That was ME on the phone
* Enty bursts into laughter
JakeD: You're shitting me.
Enty: Nope
Enty: fer real
Enty: snicker
Diva:HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
JakeD: YOU'RE SHITTING ME.
Diva:hehehehehehe
Diva:nope
Enty: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Enty: I'm dead serious, buddy
Enty: Cause you asked me if it was springform
Enty: ;)
Diva:Enty... dont take the gun
Enty: hehehehe
JakeD: DAMN YOU.
Enty: LMAO!
Diva:HAHAHAHAHHAHA
Enty: hehehehehehee
/me FOOCROFLMAO
HA HA JAKED got Punk'd by Enty!!!!
And just think Jake, I am married to her. lol
I'm still contemplating revenge.
Poseidon
06-23-04, 02:27PM
DAMNATION!!!!
NOBODY GIVE ME HIS PHONE NUMBER SO I CAN START TALKING WITH A MIX OF SOUTHERN AND RUSSIAN ACCENTS!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Oh man, that was great!! And I missed it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I'd fall on the floor laughing if I weren't feeling so sick! ROFL!!!
Go-go Enty!!!
OMG....THAT is TOO funny! Way to go!
:D
/me wonders where Draaz's signature got off to
Me: Oh my G-d. A girl was sold to a rapist for a truck.
Jake: What kind of truck?
Me: .......
Jake: What?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/me dies laughing
So, the guy who played Peter Brady on the Brady Bunch was in the store yesterday. A couple of my co-workers were hanging around my desk and talking, and I looked up and asked who they were talking about.
Coworker #1: "Peter Brady."
Coworker #2: "I dunno, man, he might get mad if you called him Peter Brady."
Coworker #1: "And I imagine he'd be pissed if you called him Marsha."
I couldn't stop laughing for about five minutes, and when the guy passed by my desk, I had the urge to blurt out "YO MARSHA!".
....Yes, I'm stupid.
I wish you would have...
... and taken pictures!
Entipy: Yeah, so [Draaz] can chat live with all his little EVE buddies
Diva: dork
Diva: :p
Lilly: Draaz plays EVE?
Lilly: what's his callsign?
Entipy: Probablty Draaz
Entipy: probably
Diva: or MondoDork
Entipy: lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MONDODORK?! MONDODORK?! DAMN!!!!! I am not a dork. I am a GEEK! There is a difference ya know.:moon:
Enty: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Boozer: noooooooooooooooooooo
Enty: awww...
Enty: :(
Enty: *sniff*
Diva: bye sweets
* Boozer sobs
Boozer: later
Diva: drive safe
Enty: k! *HUGS*
Enty: See y'all
Jake|mockingcustomers: later vibrator
Boozer: ride safe
Diva: *hugs*
Enty: Bye JakeD
Diva: hahaha
Jake|mockingcustomers: :D
*** Signoff: Enty (Quit: Trillian ((Link: http://www.ceruleanstudios.com)http://www.ceruleanstudios.com))
Boozer: *hugs & gropes*
Boozer: dang
Diva: hahahahahahaha
Boozer: not fun when they don't see it
Diva: nope
Al: http://www.nochicktrix.com/forum/showthread.php?p=77963&posted=1#post77963
Al: bum!!!!!!!!
Jake - Join "Fetus for Jesus" today!: ech?
Jake - Join "Fetus for Jesus" today!: I was going to say "just watch the movie"?
Al: :|
Al: what fun is that?
Jake - Join "Fetus for Jesus" today!: lots of fun if you DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR FRIEND WANKING BESIDE YOU DURING THE FILM
Al: hahaha
Al: well, I watch movies alone
Al: in the dark
Al: with hand lotion and tissues
Al: I'll tell ya, I'll never watch that "Little Rascals" movie the same again
Jake - Join "Fetus for Jesus" today!: holy jeez.
That gives a whole new meaning to the nickname Spanky.
kittyroze
11-15-04, 12:58PM
These are awesome!
[10:19] Lils: be back
[10:28] *** Enty (trillian@ChatSpike-483713C6.sav.bellsouth.net) has joined channel #nochicktrix
[10:29] Jake|bbl: yeah, well, I wouldn't have said yes if he wasn't well-hung.
[10:29] Jake|bbl: um....hi.
[10:29] Enty: Hi
[10:29] * Enty stares
[10:29] Jake|bbl: lol....I couldn't resist.
[10:30] Enty: whatcha durrin?
[10:30] Jake|bbl: being a gimp :/
[10:31] Enty: got the red ball stuffed in your mouth?
[10:31] Enty: oh wait
[10:31] Jake|bbl: ach, no.
[10:31] Jake|bbl: I'm in the full-body leather suit.
[10:31] Enty: with nipple clamps?
[10:31] Jake|bbl: of course. Electrified, too.
[10:32] Enty: Yee haw
Diva: and I clicked on the other link
Unverziehen: 0wned
Diva: *pushes away plate*
Unverziehen: come on, I warned you both times!
Diva: It's habit!!!
Unverziehen: go to that site often, eh?
Diva: http://www.nochicktrix.com/forum/showthread.php?p=78355&posted=1#post78355
Diva: no
Diva: thank goodness
Unverziehen: hey diva, don't click this link!: www.randomdisgustingshit.com (http://www.randomdisgustingshit.com/)
* Unverziehen teases
Diva: ARGH!!!!!!
Diva: MUST
Diva: NOT
Diva: CLICK
Unverziehen: www.don'tclickme.com (http://www.don%27tclickme.com/)
Unverziehen: www.noreallydontclickme.com (http://www.noreallydontclickme.com/)
Unverziehen: www.hawhawyouregonnaclickme.com (http://www.hawhawyouregonnaclickme.com/)
Diva: fucker
Unverziehen: www.whydoyouhatemeandcallmenameswhenweclearlyarebe stfriendsdiva.com (http://www.whydoyouhatemeandcallmenameswhenweclearlyarebe stfriendsdiva.com/)
Diva: :|
Diva: you suck
Unforgiven
11-17-04, 05:58PM
I bet she clicked the links, too. Unfy strikes again.
I did not click on them, thank you very much.... :rude:
yet
/me snickers
Y'all so funny
Bane: HELLO LADY
Diva: Hey!!!!
Diva: what's happening, hotstuff?
Bane: Not much, hows everything your way?
Diva: the same. I go to the doctors in 2 days to get the stitches removed
Bane: howd that go?
Diva: :| I'll tell you in two days.
Bane: wah?
Diva: I havent gone yet
Bane: lol
Bane: I read two days ago lol
Diva: way to go
Bane: where's my chair Diva? huh?
Diva: your chair?
Bane: Yes, where.. is.. my.. chair.....
Bane: Hint: I'm sitting on it
Diva: I... dont.... know
Bane: so... its..
Bane: B-low me
Diva: fuck you
Bane: :D
Diva: hahahaha
Evilpoptart
01-12-05, 09:02PM
JakeD: god, our neighbors are morons. They're having an argument over the intercom.
Diva: how sad is that?
Evilpoptart: LMAO
Evilpoptart: dude you serious?
pos|aceshigh2: ........
JakeD: This chick's all bitching at him in this tinny voice (speaker sucks) and the guy's like "Listen, listen...I'm just dropping it off and I'll be gone."
Evilpoptart: Jake
Evilpoptart: I know you can rant
Evilpoptart: So stop, get up, and LET THEM HAVE IT
Evilpoptart: and make sure your half nekkid when you do
JakeD: Naked. Armed with a shovel.
Evilpoptart: YES
Diva: hahahaha
Diva: I dont know what would scare him more
JakeD: "YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD JUST CLIMB OVER THE GATE, GO IN, AND PUNCH THE BITCH. HERE, I'LL LET YOU IN! YOU WANT MY SHOVEL? OH, NO SHOVEL? OKAY, COOL...I'LL JUST WATCH. WHAT? PUT ON PANTS? FORGET THAT, IF I GET AN ERECTION WHILE YOU'RE BEATING HER I WANT YOU TO START PRAYING"
Diva: :o
Evilpoptart: omfg
Evilpoptart: THATS ALL TIME TOP 5 RIGHT THERE
thestarsfall
01-19-05, 02:03PM
Convo me and my younger sister had online....(i changed the names though....)
My Sister: YYYYYYUPPPPPPP
My Sister: PUSHIGN BEATS AND NESS NESS
Me: OMG
My Sister: goodness
Me: i have a rubber duck
My Sister: NO WAY
My Sister: whats iwth that man
My Sister: like thought we had an agreement
Me: im sorry
Me: i couldnt help myself
Me: it was just tooo temptying
My Sister: then you go and break..,it.....and totally wreck are darlingest diearest art htough my friend super chicks are sooooooo coool
Me: I BROKE THE RUBBER DUCK CONTRACT
My Sister: and like oh my gawd i cant believe youd doo such a like a thing!!!
My Sister: OH MY GOODNESS
Me: will you ever forgive me?
My Sister: AHHHHHHH
My Sister: yes of course darling
My Sister: my dear
Me: *puppy dog eyes*
My Sister: if you forgive me
Me: what did you do?
My Sister: i broke the uber lemon!!
Me: oh right
we also once had like and hour long convo on baguettes...
Unforgiven
01-19-05, 03:13PM
I have something for you, twitch. (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0805494480/103-3597187-3859825?v=glance)
Unfy, :lolrotf: :lmao: :clap:
Bassmama
01-20-05, 03:58AM
You guys are too much. LMAO
thestarsfall
01-20-05, 11:36AM
hey....that was a very deep conversation we had.....
like the time i decided to make up a story that my little sister has a twin who we kept in the garage attic as a cat, feeding it tuna fish through a grate in the wall....her name is kitty.....heh....
Note: My little sister is really strange.....really really strange.....
Evilpoptart
01-22-05, 04:02PM
*** Gladiator (akpcep@ChatSpike-3A6F7D31.range217-42.btcentralplus.com) has joined channel #akpcep
*** grapey is now known as waiting
Gladiator: waiting for what?
Unforgiven: Me
Gladiator: U should be so lucky
Unforgiven: Oh, I am.
Gladiator: I think I am therefore I must be
Unforgiven: thinking.
Gladiator: Who are Gladiator anyway?
Unforgiven: Ancient warroirs that we decided to put in a pit with lions.
Unforgiven: criminals and slaves and shit.
Gladiator: OK agreed, here even Bob2U is a Gladiator
Unforgiven: Yes. We use you to throw to the lions and watch your horrid deaths.
Unforgiven: It's great fun for the family!
Gladiator: I am 44 and well alive. Sorry to that
Unforgiven: NOT FOR LONG, MR. GLADIATOR
* Unforgiven opens to the lion's cage.
Gladiator: Well only GOD knows these things.
Unforgiven: Or biologists.
Gladiator: Are Hollow and Smith GoDS?
Unforgiven: They know about lions, too, you know.
*** Mode change "+vv Gladiator Typhie" for channel #akpcep by Unforgiven
Unforgiven: You're making no sense, Lion-food.
Gladiator: I make a lot of sense others on the other hand do not.
Gladiator: Is that Bob2U error?
Unforgiven: Bullshit. I have plenty of cents. I keep them in my desk drawer.
Gladiator: I also have scent. I smell a rat
Unforgiven: Shower once in a while, and it'll go away.
Unforgiven: Besides, the lions don't like smelly food.
Gladiator: Every day
Unforgiven: You smell everyday?
Unforgiven: Horrible!
I LOVE IT When people give Glad shit. Some people should just keel over and die you know?
Unforgiven
01-22-05, 06:15PM
Has nothing to do with liking or disliking him. He's just fun to mess with, as are most people.
[21:22] clank-o-tron: ahoy!
[21:22] * JakeD is listening to Hank Williams III - Thunderstorms and Neon Signs [4:20]
[21:22] Noctornus: What's shakin'?
[21:23] JakeD: Epileptic children. :D
[21:23] clank-o-tron: yhh
[21:23] waiting: omg
[21:23] waiting: that was bad
[21:23] JakeD: :(
[21:23] waiting: :)
[21:23] waiting: still made me laugh
[21:23] waiting: :p
[07:20] Diva: I am off to work... make sure to abuse Jake while I'm gone
[07:20] Diva: *hugs*
[07:20] *** Diva has left #nochicktrix.
[07:20] Pos: mwahahahahahahahahah
[07:20] JakeD: :(
[07:21] * Pos puts on Nazi high heel boots
[07:21] JakeD: :(
[07:21] Pos: and a miniskirt
[07:21] JakeD: .... :)
Oh
my
gawd!!
He's a sucker for miniskirts!!
Diva: I was told a way to a man's heart is through his stomach.... Jake's is through games
Pos: yes
Diva: and through his anus
evilpoptart: yes
Diva: :|
Poseidon
02-07-05, 06:49PM
* BabyRaper2000 tackles Pos and sticks his dirty fingers in his pee-hole.
Diva: not much
Diva: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
BabyRaper2000: URINARY TRACT INFECTION HERE WE COME
* Pos snickers...
Pos: Take My Herpies!!! TAKE THEM ALL!!!
Diva: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Diva: and dinner has ended
Pos: HAHA
Pos: have I done it again?
Diva: yeppers
Pos: :)
Bassmama
02-08-05, 04:15AM
SICK puppies.....
Pos: now if I only had someone artistic...
Pos: to inspire me...
Pos: help me nurture the artist within me...
* Pos eyes Aqua
* Pos shrugs and goes off to fondle JakeD
Aqua: ...
Aqua: yay! I'm free!
* JakeD pees on Aqua
Pos: not by the long shot
Pos: as demonstrated by Jake
Unforgiven: ...
Noctornus: ...
JakeD: even though that was a pretty long shot.
Pos: ...
Pos: hehe
JakeD: ph34r my intercontinental urine missile
JakeD: heh, "ICUM"
JakeD: that works on several different levels.
Noctornus: lol
Pos: haha
Unforgiven: ...
* Unforgiven bows to JakeD
Unforgiven: that was beautiful.
Diva: so someone signed up on NCT as Bigpenis
Bane: lol
Bane: wasnt me
Diva: I thought I wrote down all the names like that in my censored username list. Figures
Bane: Iwoulda signed up as aboveaveragebutnotsplitfromtheinsidetypepenis
Diva: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Scottie: I wish I was a crocodile
Jake: why?
Jake: aside from the whole "ooh I got a lot of teeth and I eat babies"
Jake: or wait...that's dingoes
Scottie: I could eat goths and then spit them out immediately
Jake: lol
Jake: although I doubt there'd be anything more disgraceful in the animal world than choking to death on a goth
Scottie: lol
Evilpoptart
02-14-05, 07:31PM
Convo between me and teh JakeD.
High Fructose Corn Syrup = Me
"Roses are red, violets are blue, in Soviet Russia, poem reads YOU" = JakeD
High Fructose Corn Syrup: it is, look at me, im all 'fisticated'
High Fructose Corn Syrup: thusly, i must be gay
"Roses are red, violets are blue, in Soviet Russia, poem reads YOU": it reminds me of those nasty old women that say "dahling" and "mahvelous"
"Roses are red, violets are blue, in Soviet Russia, poem reads YOU": to try and disguise the fact that they live in a crummy studio apartment and drive a rusted out Pontiac Bonneville
High Fructose Corn Syrup: worse, Pinto
High Fructose Corn Syrup: puke green
"Roses are red, violets are blue, in Soviet Russia, poem reads YOU": with mag wheels?
"Roses are red, violets are blue, in Soviet Russia, poem reads YOU": I can't say much though, 'cause I'd willingly drive one as long as it was paid for and insured for a year
High Fructose Corn Syrup: ya, it would be cool actually
High Fructose Corn Syrup: nice stereo
High Fructose Corn Syrup: hydros
High Fructose Corn Syrup: BE BUMPIN NIGGAH
"Roses are red, violets are blue, in Soviet Russia, poem reads YOU": bumpin like a blind toddler in a room full of cabinets
High Fructose Corn Syrup: lmao
HAHAHA..blind toddler...cabinets...haha...oh man, i'm sick..
*looks at Bane's username on MSN*
Diva: he would duck lower
[WWPD] What Would Pac Do?: You're going to be forced to listen to polka for all eternity for that comment
Diva: hehehe
Bane: weirdo
Diva: butthead
Bane: raindrainer
Diva: butt muncher
Bane: buttfungus
Diva: toe jame eater
Diva: *jam
Bane: spunkmonkey
Diva: cum bucket
Bane: cumbubble
Diva: booger eater
Bane: jerkface
Diva: sweaty ball licker
Bane: sweaty ball haver
Bane: \o/
Bane: *sings* YOUUUUUUUU Got SWWEATY BALLLS
Diva: sloppy seconds
Bane: penis wrinkle
Diva: *screeches* THEEEEEYYRE YOOOOOOURS
Bane: you think you own my sweaty balls? pah!
Diva: Circumcision foreskin eater
Bane: damn, now I'm hungry
Diva: hahahaha
Diva: I WIN!
Nailed2MyShadow: did you merge the two Friendster profiles, or do we have to add you again?
BigAlsChat: don't know how to merge
Nailed2MyShadow: and Bane was crying because you didn't add hi,
Nailed2MyShadow: he said you don't love him no mo
BigAlsChat: well, I don't know his names or anything
BigAlsChat: I never loved him, I was just using him for sex
Nailed2MyShadow: "so was everyone else, but they added me"
Mr. Bojangles
02-19-05, 10:31PM
Shortly after I got home on Monday, I found a note on my front door. The note read,"If you park your car in front of my driveway again I'll have it towed."
Being the warm-hearted, friendly person that I am, I wrote on the back of the note,"If you leave another note on my front door, I'll have you killed.'
This evening, before going to work, my wife and I had dinner with another of our neighbors. Now, bear in mind, I AM a cop.
Neighbor- Jake, what do you do for a living?
Me- I'm a cop.
Neighbor- Really, where's your uniform?
Me- It BETTER be in my locker at work. Why?
Neighbor- Well, Ernie(The ass writing the notes) thinks that you're a hitman.
Me- Seriously? That's nuts. I've never shot anybody...intentionally. Why would he think that?
Neighbor- Well, he said that you'd threatened him, and that he saw you take a gun out of your car the other day. Seemed plausible, since you're never around at night.
Me- Well, there you go. If you need something taken care of, just talk with my handler here. She'll quote you a price, and we can get on with our lives. By the way, do you really think he believes it?
Neighbor- Sure. He's a moron anyway.
Me- So tell him that I did your ex for you. Oughta keep those anal-retentive little notes of his from cropping up, doncha think?
BAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
That's great!
hmm....I'm Jake, you're Jake and a cop, and we have another Jake who's a cop on here (cool guy, needs to get his ass back here much more often)...so should I join the police force?
Mr. Bojangles
02-19-05, 11:17PM
Definitely. LAPD need more cops, and wouldn't be too bad a training ground for you when you go to Beirut to become a mercenary.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I am dying to hear what that jerk says. :)
[22:51] JakeD: night
[22:51] Bane: NIGHT?
[22:51] *** JakeD has left #nochicktrix.
[22:52] Pos: that meens Sex
[22:53] Bane: Ya
[22:53] Unforgiven: ...
[22:53] Bane: wait.. for them or us?
Unforgiven
02-24-05, 09:07PM
Bojangles - isn't blatently threatening his life like that, you know, illegal or something? Then again, I suppose in a manner of speaking, the police have been informed, eh?
Mr. Bojangles
02-24-05, 11:57PM
Yep. I just rely on the likely possibility that he's too scared of me to report anything. Of course, if he does, I'll most likely be the the guy who responds anyway.
Amaurote
02-25-05, 12:06AM
So, the guy who played Peter Brady on the Brady Bunch was in the store yesterday.
I once saw the bloke who played Rene Artois in Allo, Allo in Marks and Sparks in Newcastle. He was wearing what appeared to be slippers. I have no idea why.
Diva: :)
Bane: ?
Bane: god hates happy people
Diva: :(
Evilpoptart
03-08-05, 05:42PM
Unfy talking about wooing a woman with beer
unforgiven024: It's just human nature.
Ev0LPopTart: cause woman love german beer
Ev0LPopTart: but then again you never know
unforgiven024: Why wouldn't they?
*** Auto-response sent to unforgiven024: Your like my asshole.....always holding up shit
Ev0LPopTart: good point
unforgiven024: Everyone loves German beer.
unforgiven024: I mean,
unforgiven024: it's German
unforgiven024: and beer.
Everyone loves German beer.
Not everyone. Makes me gag.
Unforgiven
03-08-05, 06:44PM
Then it stands to reason, logically, that you are not human.
We know who you are, stay there, some men in black suits will be there shortly.
[09:57] Nailed2MyShadow: just got up from a nap and another weird dream
[10:01] divatastee: uh huh
[10:01] Nailed2MyShadow: It started off with me sleeping in our apartment, and I wake up and there's a guy standing there. I freak out and he's like "Oh god, I'm sorry" and I'm like "Don't be sorry, just come here and kiss me."
[10:02] Nailed2MyShadow: ....and then that's when I woke up.
[10:02] divatastee: ummmm
[10:02] divatastee: :|
[10:02] divatastee: was he cute?
[10:03] Nailed2MyShadow: I didn't see his face. He had black hair, though.
[10:06] Nailed2MyShadow: anyways, I'm debating on whether or not to hold off on the gay jokes for a week or so
[10:08] divatastee: what do you mean hold off?
[10:08] Nailed2MyShadow: like not make any
[10:08] Nailed2MyShadow: hehe
[10:09] divatastee: :P
[10:10] divatastee: so if I see any black haired dudes walking out of our place I'll kick their asses
[10:10] Nailed2MyShadow: lol
/me now understands Jakes earlier request to buy black hair dye.
Evilpoptart
03-19-05, 11:55PM
Bane and I, discussing Unforgiven when drunk.
Arrest me! I Smoke crack!: Unforgiven blew chinks
Arrest me! I Smoke crack!: lightweight
Arrest me! I Smoke crack!: chunks even
Scottie: I assume you mean chunks
Scottie: or there are some happy chinese about
Arrest me! I Smoke crack!: haha, that was quick
Unforgiven
03-20-05, 08:26AM
I like asians, I guess.
[09:26] TalkBot: NEW -> Topic by JakeD: Learning's for terr'ists! in Current Events
[09:26] TalkBot: Read more -> http://www.nochicktrix.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8494
[09:26] TalkBot: NEW -> Topic by JakeD: Violenza Domestica in Current Events
[09:26] TalkBot: Read more -> http://www.nochicktrix.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8495
[09:27] Pos: spammer
[09:27] JakeD: LOLZ WAL-MART AND JOE'S ETHNIC GROCERY HAD A MERGER YOU CAN GO HERE TO ENTER A SWEEPSTAKES AND WIN A FUCKING BOX OF SALTINE CRACKERS www.walmartrulez.com/ref.jsp=?wankey?
/me dies his hair blonde.
[09:39] David: Ich brauche dringend die DVD/Video von dem Dokumentarfilm "The Power of Good". Auf Deutsch "Die Kraft des Guten". Ich kann den nirgendwo finden. Wo kann man den bestellen?
[09:40] Diva: and more more time in English for the Americans....
[09:40] Diva: :)
[09:40] David: woops sorry lol i pasted this into the wrong contact
[09:40] Diva: hahahahahahahahaha
[09:41] Diva: way to go
[09:41] David: Well HAPPY EASTER ANYWAYS!!
[09:41] Diva: Shalom, baby!
[09:41] David: amen!
[09:43] David: are you catholic?
[09:44] Diva: Jewish
[09:44] Diva: hence the 'shalom' ;)
Evilpoptart
03-26-05, 12:10PM
Your jewish?......WAIT!!!
YOU KILLED JEBUS!!!!!
http://exchristian.net/art/albums/funny/normal_smoking_jebus.jpg
Evilpoptart: Happy Jesus isnt really dead day
Diva: Shalom... Happy I Never Celebrate This Holiday Regardless But People Keep Thinking I Do. Fucking Gentiles... Day
Evilpoptart: hahaha
Evilpoptart: thats classic
Amaurote
03-27-05, 11:53AM
And remember, Jesus died for Yootoo. You remember him, he was Jar Jar Binks' brother in Episode I.
[19:06] JakeD: The Cramps kick ass.
[19:07] Pos: Tell that to a chick who has PMS
[19:07] Pos: :p
[19:07] Pos: I DARE YOU!!!
[19:07] audiedoggie: lol
[19:07] * Diva glares
[19:07] Pos: heheheheh
I was talking with Bane about setting up some sort of programming help for profit:
BigAlsChat: ADVERTISE!!!
BigAlsChat: billboards, sides of buses, tops of cabs
BigAlsChat: on models breasts
BigAlsChat: or weird men's asses
Bane: You volunteering?
BigAlsChat: sure!
BigAlsChat: why not
BigAlsChat: there's enough hair there
Bane: lol you've grossed me out keptin
BigAlsChat: hahaha
BigAlsChat: and it's big enough, so it would be seen from far away
Evilpoptart
04-04-05, 08:07PM
Is there something wrong with IRC? I've been meaning to ask that, since ya'll been using AIM chats and etc
dynamitt
04-05-05, 05:17PM
Pepe and me as walking home from a friends house last nite.
Me: I need to pee
Pepe: I need to pee too
Me: what if you go pee there (points at some bushes) and I'll be look out and then we switch
Pepe: no we need to pee together
Me: so mean that we sort of pee in tune.. I mean harmony
Pepe: yeah you know the song ' love and pee and harmony'
Me : I think that was really peace
Pepe: no its plural of pee : pees, because there is two people peeing...
whitecrow
04-05-05, 06:47PM
me: I had four needles in me, I felt like Kieth Richards.
crowette: number one: if you were Kieth Richards you would have had WAY more that four and number two: you wouldn't have felt shit.
dynamitt
04-05-05, 10:25PM
Diva: Shalom... Happy I Never Celebrate This Holiday Regardless But People Keep Thinking I Do. Fucking Gentiles... Day
Dont you celebrate passover around the same time as christians celebrate easter??
Poseidon
04-06-05, 11:38AM
Dont you celebrate passover around the same time as christians celebrate easter??
Not the same. Different reasons for holiday for one.
JakeD: Do you want to have margaritas this weekend?
Me: Oh yeah. Get something for Pina Coladas.
JakeD: Okay... Instead of Margaritas?
Me: No, get those too
JakeD: No Mikes Hard Lemonade then?
Me: No, get that too.
JakeD: Okay....
Me: I don't know what I'll have, but I'm going to get drunk.
Hahahaha!!
/me pours Diva a cold one.
Thank you! The Pina Coladas rocked!
[19:52] JakeD: :(
[19:52] JakeD: I hate access with a purple passion
[19:53] Pos: heh
[19:53] Pos: I hate 1 particular program that is based on access
[19:53] Pos: cause it's the / of most of the problems at work
[19:53] Pos: ...
[19:54] Pos: / = root, i am a fucking geek
Poseidon
04-16-05, 10:45AM
Jake.. All your ass are belong to ME
NikiLikeLicky
04-17-05, 09:09AM
was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other
stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom
but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"
And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this
is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I
hear another question. "Can I come over?"
Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could
just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, "No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"
Then I hear the guy say nervously...
"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other
stall who keeps answering all my questions
NIKI! You're back! What's up, girl?
Unforgiven
04-17-05, 11:39AM
My guess would be she's been licking. I hear she likes that.
Bane: I'm feeling especially cantankerous today anyway
Diva: no shit
Bane: Hey, dont complain I'm being nice to you
Diva: that means pissy, right?
Bane: yup
Diva: just checking
Unforgiven
04-25-05, 07:24PM
Diva: I found something that reminded me of you
Diva: http://www.logicrealms.com/4images/details.php?image_id=2770
Unforgiven: I'm always happy to know that people think of me when they see a large black man with a gun.
Evilpoptart
05-07-05, 03:10PM
Oh Yeah! Tonight I'm downloading porn @ 14KB a second...I'm kidding...HA HA HA! I got a cable modem back here!: beer/maher tonight me thinks
Sir Unforgiven, esq.: Maher is on Saturdays?
Oh Yeah! Tonight I'm downloading porn @ 14KB a second...I'm kidding...HA HA HA! I got a cable modem back here!: they replay it I think. If not, its on demand usually
Sir Unforgiven, esq.: ah
Sir Unforgiven, esq.: yeah, on demand
Sir Unforgiven, esq.: you kids and your fancy technology.
Oh Yeah! Tonight I'm downloading porn @ 14KB a second...I'm kidding...HA HA HA! I got a cable modem back here!: lol
Sir Unforgiven, esq.: In my day, if you missed a show, you cried until they went in to reruns.
Sir Unforgiven, esq.: Uphil both ways
Sir Unforgiven, esq.: in the snow, barefoot
Oh Yeah! Tonight I'm downloading porn @ 14KB a second...I'm kidding...HA HA HA! I got a cable modem back here!: beds of broken glass, dirt for dessert, ass fucking with no lube?
Sir Unforgiven, esq.: yes
BigAlsChat: the only thing I've ever been afraid of is dogs
BigAlsChat: and that, for the most part, is gone now
BigAlsChat: when they start showing teeth, snarling, hair raising up on their backs, then the fear comes flooding back
Nailed2MyShadow: yeah, that just urges me to kick the fuck out of the bastards at that point
Nailed2MyShadow: unless they're a huge rottweiler, pinscher, or shepherd
BigAlsChat: I fah-REAK!
BigAlsChat: start shaking, stare at them, which makes them even madder
BigAlsChat: then I violate the sanctity of their anus, and everything's fine
Nailed2MyShadow: of course....all it takes is a good sodomizing to calm down even the angriest watchdog
BigAlsChat: you betcha
diva: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/44320.htm
diva: eeew!
BigAlsChat: Darwinism
diva: no shit, huh!
BigAlsChat: I can't even imagine what was going through his head
BigAlsChat: well, I KNOW what was going through his head
BigAlsChat: a sign post
BigAlsChat: BAH-HAHAHAHA
diva: you are so sick
BigAlsChat: hehe
Evilpoptart
05-25-05, 04:18PM
Evilpoptart: You have anger, you have hate, young Ward, but you dont use them
Unforgiven: I'm not angry....
Evilpoptart: so what up on the food nigga??
Unforgiven: I just got home and sort of started to relax a bit. Give me a little bit, and I'll be ready
Unforgiven: not long though - I'm fucking starving
Evilpoptart: as am I
Pos: eat dick
Pos: :p
Unforgiven: ok
JakeD: what are you crackers gonna have, anyways?
Unforgiven: crackers
JakeD: sexy.
JakeD: I WILL FUK U WITH SACK OF CRACKERS
JakeD: WILL U MARRY ME FORMALY.
Evilpoptart: lol
Evilpoptart: I was thinking Texas Roadhouse
Evilpoptart: kick ASS steak place
Evilpoptart: I mean seriously, best steak for miles
JakeD: In Texas, we laugh at Texas Roadhouse.
Unforgiven: In michigan, we laugh at Texas.
JakeD: Yeah, but you fucks die of cancer.
Unforgiven: And you die of electric chairs.
JakeD: :(
JakeD: you win.
Unforgiven: ;)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breaths* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CheckOutGirl: Nice fish hook.
Me: Thanks.
COGirl: We have redneck panties over there ont the shelf if you want them....
Me: Ah, add to my collection, eh? I do have quite an assortment. I use to model them on the runway.
COGirl: {Laughs}
Me: {rubbing stomach} Of course, that was before the baby.
The above came about because of the fish hook I have on my hat, as seen below:
unforgiven: I hate interviewing people.
diva: when do you have to?
unforgiven: already did, about half an hour ago
diva: for what?
unforgiven: web developer in india
divatastee: ewww....
unforgiven: heh
unforgiven: I'll give you a brief recreation:
unforgiven: Me: "Do you know this?"
unforgiven: Them: "No."
unforgiven: Me: "k"
unforgiven: then add in some confusion from a little language barrier
diva: *shudders*
unforgiven: heh
unforgiven: and they always call me "sir".
unforgiven: I am far too young and far too stupid to be a "sir"
diva: *smacks* young maybe
diva: not stuid
unforgiven: heh.
diva: errr... stupid
unforgiven: Typo of the year.
"You smell like eggs." - me
"Scottie" - Bane.
[16:48] You smell like eggs.: YOU
[16:48] Scottie: I am currently away from the computer.
[16:48] You smell like eggs.: YOU ARE CURRENTLY AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER.
[16:48] You smell like eggs.: I AM MOLESTING YOUR COMPUTER WHILE YOU ARE AWAY FROM IT
[16:49] You smell like eggs.: YOU SEE, IT ENJOYS MY SPECIAL CARESS.
[16:49] You smell like eggs.: IT'S LIKE A FRESH COOL RAIN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HOTTEST SUMMER...ON MARS.
[16:50] You smell like eggs.: AND YOUR COMPUTER IS A NAUGHTY GIRL. WE'RE GOING TO ELOPE SOME DAY WHILE YOU'RE GONE.
[16:51] You smell like eggs.: YOU WILL COME BACK AND FIND A NOTE IN YOUR PRINTER, AND WE WILL BE CONSUMMATING OUR FIERY DESIRE ON SOME GRASSY PLAIN IN THE COUNTRY.
[16:51] You smell like eggs.: I'm done. Tell me when you get back.
I can't wait until he comes to his computer and reads that.
Great... Now I'm going to have to fly to Louisiana to kick Bane's computer's ass.
Diva: Did Jake tell you about his friend?
Bane: jake who?
Diva: :|
Diva: my Jake
Bane: lol thats funny, but you said jakes friend.. so it cant be your jake
Diva: :P
Bane: what about jakes friend?
Diva: he's dead
Bane: ...
Bane: like his friend died or his friend is a zombie?
Diva: the one who was doing drugs and supposedly cleaned up. He died.
Poseidon
07-27-05, 11:01AM
Pos: it is also rather difficult to type with a 9 month old on the lap
Diva: do I really want to know why a 9 month old is on your lap?
don't have the whole log of that on this computer, but one of the questions after that was:
Diva: Are you naked?
Once again, my packrat sensibilities comes to the rescue.
Pos: it is also rather difficult to type with a 9 month old on the lap
Diva: do I really want to know why a nine month old is on your lap?
Pos: who seems to be interested inmy laptop
Diva: tell me this... are you clothed?
Pos: ...
Pos: yes
Diva: oh good
Pos: no... I just gave birth to a 9 month old, he came out of my ass
Diva: it was more what you were doing WITH a nine month old that I was concerned with
Diva: :D
Pos: well
Pos: he is "sitting"
Pos: if he is capable of doing that
Pos: and I'm trying to make sure he doesn't fall off
Diva: just dont give your usual 'reinforcement'
:blink:
That poor, poor child.
audiedoggie: HERE, it is an extra 900 every six months for my dad to insure me with just the basics
audiedoggie: just my dad is 300
Diva: yrs?
Diva: he looks young
JakeD: lol
audiedoggie: lol
audiedoggie: he does doesnt he :P
Pos: heh
JakeD: "Hi, I'm Methuselah, Audie's dad."
audiedoggie: HAHA
Diva: okay, I am getting uber nerdy
Pos: ...
Diva: I just joined Orkut
Pos: ?
Diva: it's the Google's idea of Friendster
Pos: heh
Pos: sounds like some russian vodka club
Diva: :D
Diva: in my bedroom you will find: rumpled sheets, a sexy poster and a drawer filled with condoms
Diva: :D
Jake|off: :P
Pos: :)
Pos: In my bedroom, you'll find: 3 computers, 2 monitors, 2 sets of speakers, TV, laptops, routers, printers, ...
Pos: oh wait.. that's the bedroom that was descided to be the office :p
Jake|off: lol...everything that would lead people to believe that you weren't getting laid *if* you didn't have a girlfriend. :P
Pos: yes
Diva: *rubs eyes* those abbreviations make my head hurt
Audie: lol
Audie: me2
Diva: stop that
Audie: haha
*** audiedoggie has joined #nochicktrix.
Unforgiven: WHAT THE FUCK
Unforgiven: GET OUT
Unforgiven: o.o
audiedoggie: NO
Unforgiven: Well, alright then.
audiedoggie: lol
Unforgiven: Now that we have that settled.
Diva: hey Audie
Diva: :)
audiedoggie: hey!
Unforgiven: Now then, can we move straight to the sexual harassment, or do I have to go through the whole IRC etiqutte thing first?
audiedoggie: lol
Unforgiven: ...no answer. I see
Unforgiven: I'll take that as a "Sexually harass me, please!"
Diva: :|
Unforgiven: jealous?
Unforgiven: You already confessed your love for me. Now I have to get her to do the same.
Diva: considering you're one step from being a girl I'd watch what I say
Unforgiven: Then we can all organize a big NCT groupsex gathering for me and the girls.
Unforgiven: ...I am not one step from being a girl!
* Unforgiven brushes his long blond hair
NaildToMyShadow has just signed on...
[23:49] * BigAlsChat sexors j00
[23:52] BigAlsChat: so you're just gonna sit there and let me sexor you?
[23:52] BigAlsChat: cool
[23:52] BigAlsChat: 8-|
[00:12] BigAlsChat: fine, then I'll just have to 53X0R5 you up the A55!!
[00:12] BigAlsChat: MWAH-HAHAHAHAHA
[00:14] BigAlsChat: fine
[00:14] BigAlsChat: gotta go to bed. have a good one, and sorry about your ass.
dynamitt
09-19-05, 01:13AM
hehehe
nice monolog :)
Bassmama
09-19-05, 04:35AM
/me thinks JakeD is jealous- Boozer's cheating on him!
Actually, that was me he was talking to, so I'm bummed that I missed out. :P
Diva: http://savemyass.com/home
Diva: hehe
unfy: ?
unfy: ha
unfy: that's amusing
TalSet: added to favorites
Diva: :)
* unfy doesn't. No use for it. Or women that trivial
Diva: :p you never know
unfy: I wouldn't be able to hide it, and any girl that would still like it knowing that I was using that is a idiot.
TalSet: that's why i added it...in case the need comes up
unfy: "Yay! Semi-scheduled delivery of dead plant heads!"
TalSet: thats' what passwords are for, Unfy
unfy: I wouldn't bother.
TalSet: lol
unfy: Flowers are just a waste.
TalSet: jsut give them money then?
unfy: You grow this plant for weeks, months, whatever. then they're decapitated and the heads sent to some bitch to look at for 3 days.
TalSet: XD
unfy: And for what? To show "I was thinking about her"?
unfy: I think I can do that without some dead plantlife.
TalSet: aye
unfy: And the moment " and spend money on them regularly" is a reason is the moment I tell the bitch to fuck off and die
unfy: money != caring and you're an idiot if you think so.
TalSet: true
Diva: eh hem
Diva: http://www.flickr.com/photos/j00wish/46646441/
unfy: Woo!
unfy: I am famous.
fosul: so, what's with you and the new girl?
skyguy5k8: dude, she's not normal
skyguy5k8: she's cuban
fosul: ...
Jake: what. the. fuck.
Jake: I just told my co-worker about soemthing that he had done wrong that I got a semi-heated e-mail from the boss about and he spazzes out and starts ranting "DOES ANYONE ELSE WANT TO TELL ME SOMETHING ELSE I DID WRONG? I SHOULD JUST QUIT RIGHT NOW"
Jake: I looked at him and said, "Dude, I was just giving you a heads-up so that you didn't get yelled at for it. Do you want me to go get you flowers and a card and write it out on there in pretty writing?"
Jake: I swear to fucking God I'm going to call him "Buttercup" all day long.
[19:16] Diva: http://www.gamelink.com/display_product.jhtml?src=gl&mall=st&mref=main_p_221813&id=221813
[19:17] Diva: Does this title turn you on?
[19:17] JakeD: .....
[19:17] * JakeD commits seppuku
[19:18] Prozac: :o
[19:19] Prozac: Who the fuck finds that hot!?
[19:19] * Prozac vomits...
[19:19] JakeD: Dentists.
[19:19] Prozac: Haha!
[19:19] Diva: HAHAHA
[19:20] JakeD: "Yes, Suzie, I need to give you some of the...uh...prescription ointment to help the healing process, just let me..ugh...here....unnnnhh....ohhh yeah daddy likes it like that....I mean...here you go."
[19:21] Prozac: Ewww!
Unforgiven
10-30-05, 07:17AM
That's fucking hilarious.
[22:41] *** Prozac is now known as Prozac|RIDE_MY_PIXIELAND.
[22:41] Prozac|RIDE_MY_PIXIELAND: @_@
[22:43] * Prozac|RIDE_MY_PIXIELAND whistles inconspicuously...
[22:43] *** NotUnfy is now known as Unforgiven.
[22:43] *** Mode change "+o Unforgiven" for channel #nochicktrix by ChanServ.
[22:45] *** Unforgiven is now known as UnfyIsAlseepOrAtWork.
[22:46] Jake|RIDE_MY_PIMP: ohmagawd
[22:49] Prozac|RIDE_MY_PIXIELAND: ?
[22:50] Jake|RIDE_MY_PIMP: your nick
[22:50] Jake|RIDE_MY_PIMP: because if we were to Pixieland your ride, that'd be a frightening sight indeed.
[22:50] Jake|RIDE_MY_PIMP: Daresay I not too differnt from pimping it
[22:53] Prozac|RIDE_MY_PIXIELAND: Haha
[22:53] Prozac|RIDE_MY_PIXIELAND: It would be lovely and pink!
[22:53] Jake|RIDE_MY_PIMP: And sparkly.
[22:53] Jake|RIDE_MY_PIMP: Definitely sparkly
[22:54] Prozac|RIDE_MY_PIXIELAND: And it would have a horn on the roof constantly playing an icecream man jingle as to attract the kiddies...
[22:55] Jake|RIDE_MY_PIMP: With an exhaust that smells like cotton candy to catch all the stragglers.
[22:55] Prozac|RIDE_MY_PIXIELAND: And in the trunk would be a retractable rope, to tie said kiddies up...
[22:55] Prozac|RIDE_MY_PIXIELAND: Lol!
[22:55] Jake|RIDE_MY_PIMP: Okay, I seriously think I'm going to throw up in my mouth.
BigAlsChat: Liz Taylor was smoking fucking hot back in the day
Nailed2MyShadow: Yeah, but she creeps me out waaaay too much now to even think about going back in time and hitting it.
Nailed2MyShadow: Wait. That's a lie.
BigAlsChat: haha
Nailed2MyShadow: I'd go back in time and hit it.
BigAlsChat: I'd be right in front of you
BigAlsChat: wait
BigAlsChat: no
Nailed2MyShadow: lol
BigAlsChat: I'm the pitcher, you're the catcher
BigAlsChat: lol
BigAlsChat: except on your birthday
[2:33am]* Prozac looks at Jake, and wonders if he's drifted off...
[2:33am] Prozac: There we are...
[2:34am]* Prozac sees Jake has fallen asleep, so he starts to jack off over Jake...
[2:34am] Prozac: This'll wake you!
[2:34am] Prozac: Squirteh, squirteh...
[2:35am] Prozac: *PUMP PUMP PUMP*
[2:35am] Prozac: Ungh! Oh...
[2:36am]* Prozac squirts all over Jake...
[2:36am] Prozac: Meh...
[2:36am]* Prozac goes for the sleeping Unfy next...
[2:37am] @JakeD: lol
[2:37am]* Prozac goos all in Unfy's keyboard...
[2:37am] @JakeD: you're disgusting, dude
Nailed2MyShadow: ok
Nailed2MyShadow: I've had just about enough of your shit.
Nailed2MyShadow: I'm leaving.
Nailed2MyShadow: You won't have ME to push around anymore.
luvyrguts: FUCKER!
Nailed2MyShadow: FUCKERINA
luvyrguts: lol
luvyrguts: bye
Nailed2MyShadow: catch you laytah
and just a few minutes later....
luvyrguts: FUCKER
Nailed2MyShadow: its me
Nailed2MyShadow: odessa
luvyrguts: oh
luvyrguts: lmao
luvyrguts: sorry
luvyrguts: I should post this in Had to be there, too. :|
Nailed2MyShadow: hahaha
*** "Nailed2MyShadow" signed off at Tue Nov 08 09:14:54 2005.
:|
Amaurote
11-08-05, 08:34AM
Does no-one say "lol" in IRC any more? I pine for the days when respectable middle-class people lolled in cyberspace.
Nailed2MyShadow: FUCKERINA
luvyrguts: lol
luvyrguts: bye
I "lol" all the time. :p
Amaurote
11-08-05, 10:53AM
lol
JakeD: argh
JakeD: just losing it here'
Entipy: why fer?
Entipy: SPILL IT FUCKER
JakeD: football just faxed in three pages' worth of orders
Entipy: football?
JakeD: yes
JakeD: you know, the game with the pads and the helmets and the touchdowns
Entipy: yes, I know what football is dammit
Entipy: I'm just wondering how a goddamn sport learned to use a fax machine
JakeD: they're becoming smarter
JakeD: pretty soon they'll be breeding :/
[14:48] luvyrguts: this smell is giving me a headache
[14:48] divatastee: shower
[14:49] luvyrguts: ok
[14:49] luvyrguts: oh. me?
[14:49] luvyrguts: :P
[14:50] divatastee: :)
:p
[12:05] Jake: hi
[12:05] Entipy: yo
[12:05] TalSet: yo
[12:08] * Entipy thwacks JakeD
[12:08] Jake: -:(
[12:08] TalSet: :O
[12:09] TalSet: i must admit, i've never seen a frown like that
[12:09] * Jake spits up half-eaten salad onto Entipy
[12:09] * Entipy spits half-chewed club sandwich on Jake
[12:09] TalSet: Xo
[12:09] Jake: BULIMIC FOOD FIGHT
[18:43] luvyrguts: u suk
[18:43] Nailed2MyShadow: no
[18:43] Nailed2MyShadow: not any more
[18:43] luvyrguts: *gaps*
[18:43] luvyrguts: er, *gasp*
[18:44] Nailed2MyShadow: after that softball team fucked my throat raw, I learned my lesson
[18:44] luvyrguts: you fucking whore
[18:45] Nailed2MyShadow: :(
[18:45] luvyrguts: oh please. don't even be trying that bullshit frowny face fucking shit with me
[18:45] luvyrguts: I fucking know better
[18:45] Nailed2MyShadow: You've been there before...you know...you're ten, easily influenced by men with ice cream....
[18:45] Nailed2MyShadow: or not...
[18:45] luvyrguts: ...
[16:35] divatastee: do you hear that?
[16:35] luvyrguts: what?
[16:35] luvyrguts: hear what?
[16:35] divatastee: it's the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAmbulance
[16:35] luvyrguts: oh fuck off
[16:35] luvyrguts: :P
[16:36] luvyrguts: I'm sorry. I <3 you. *HUGS*
[16:37] luvyrguts: :D
[16:37] divatastee: hahahahahahahahaha
My co-worker on the phone with someone about their local Christmas parade: "Yeah. There's that one family, Lum...uh...Lundgren..."
Me: "DOLPH LUNDGREN?!?!? THAT WILL BE THE BEST CHRISTMAS PARADE EVER!"
Co-worker: "Hang on a second. Jake, shut up. Okay, so Lundgren..."
Unforgiven
11-28-05, 04:27PM
I don't get it, Jake. Who is that?
I don't get it, Jake. Who is that?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000185/
[16:34] * Pos reads " Yeah, Good Fucking Morning"
[16:34] * Pos tips Entipy :P
[16:35] * Entipy smacks Pos
[16:35] Entipy: Asshole
[16:34] Pos: :P
[16:34] Pos: yep
Me: It just got cold in here again
Co-worker: That's just the air coming up from your heart.
Me: *gape*
dana_girl
12-08-05, 09:03AM
Me: It just got cold in here again
Co-worker: That's just the air coming up from your heart.
Me: *gape*
oh man that's nice! lol
[19:25] Unforgiven: since when does Flicker speak Hindi?
[19:25] Unforgiven: "Namaste mike_w40!"
[19:25] Unforgiven: heh
[19:25] Pos: HAHA
[19:26] Diva: isnt that muslim?
[19:26] Unforgiven: Hindi
[19:26] Unforgiven: Muslim isn't a language.
[19:26] Diva: errr
[19:26] JakeD: haw haw
[19:26] Diva: iasshole
[19:26] Diva: git the couch ready
[19:27] JakeD: new Apple product :P
[19:27] Unforgiven: ...
[19:27] Pos: yeah
[19:27] Diva: ....
[19:27] Pos: iAsshole, sitting on iCouch, drinking iBeer, watching iPr0n
[19:27] Diva: i'm typing with a kitten in my hand
[19:28] Unforgiven: http://www.profquotes.com/home.php
[19:28] Pos: iKitten?
[19:28] Diva: not getting any isex
[19:28] * Unforgiven iMasturbates
[19:28] JakeD: :(
iDammit, I hate I missed that. :p
So, Logan and I got home yesterday, and the new Maxim magazine was in the mail. Who should be on the cover but Haylie Duff.
http://www.maximonline.com/girls/haylie_duff/haylie-duff-gm_l2.jpg
We looked at it and Logan said, "Haylie Duff???" and I said, "Yeah, looks more like Ho'-lie Duff."
I thought she was going to pee on herself, she was laughing so hard.
She looks better there than in some pictures I've seen of her.
/me wipes drool from chin
* Prozac SPITS ACID OUT OF HIS GLAND
* JakeD has sex with Prozac's acid gland
Prozac: ...
Prozac: OMFG!
* Prozac watches as Jake's wee wee sizzles, burns, and falls off...
Prozac: Oh! Oh!
Prozac: It's stuck in my gland!
Prozac: Noooo!
Talset: >_>
Prozac: ...
JakeD: :|
Prozac: :D
Talset: Jake, will you beat Pro for me
Talset: i will give you $10
JakeD: k
* JakeD jerks Prozac off for ten bucks
Talset: ....
Talset: meh, it works
Prozac: Hahahaha!
* Prozac falls on the floor laughing...
Prozac: XD
JakeD: Hey, it's ten bucks
You should see what you get for $15!
Bard Jules: OMG. I'm Hitler.
Bard Jules: :|
Bard Jules: I love you, Diva!
Bard Jules: :/
Diva: oh my
Diva: I'll bet... with my blonde hair and blue eyes
Diva: fucking Nazi
Bard Jules: *wails*
[08:53] *** Entipy has joined #nochicktrix.
[09:09] TalkBot: NEW -> Topic by entipy: Quote: 12/26/05 in Anything Goes
[09:09] TalkBot: Read more -> http://www.nochicktrix.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9890
[09:09] JakeD: hi
[09:09] JakeD: heh
[09:09] JakeD: DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE
[09:09] Entipy: HEY MANG WHASSUP
[09:09] Entipy: I KNOW WTF
[09:09] JakeD: HOWS ABOUT THIS
[09:09] * JAKED SODOMIZES ENTIPY FOR AN APOLOGY
[09:09] Entipy: AIN'T THAT SOME SHIT
[09:10] JakeD: A LITTLE BIT YES
[09:10] * Entipy TAKES IT LIKE A... MAN
[09:10] JakeD: BUT THAT'S TO BE EXPECTED WHEN SODOMIZING SOMEONE
[09:10] Entipy: I GUESS
[23:52] Diva: okay... so I just freaked out in the bathroom
[23:52] Unforgiven: I see
[23:52] Diva: here I am... peeing and look up to a spider on the wall... crawling towards me
[23:52] JakeD: Huzzah for men! 'Cause we kill shit.
[23:52] Unforgiven: It wants you
[23:52] Diva: so I yell for Jake, pee fast and then dive into the shower
[23:53] Unforgiven: it saw you naked, and couldn't resist!
[23:53] JakeD: It was a brown recluse...damn things
[23:53] Unforgiven: oooh
[23:53] Unforgiven: nice
[23:53] Diva: no, not at all
[23:53] JakeD: yeah, they're so sexy
[23:53] Unforgiven: YES
[23:53] Unforgiven: IT IS
[23:53] Unforgiven: At least you had reason to fear it other than "ew, 8 legs"
Unforgiven
01-01-06, 01:50AM
You're so dead. Don't post logs of me when I'm drunk...
(I kid ;) )
You're so dead. Don't post logs of me when I'm drunk...
(I kid ;) )
You're just lucky that's the ONLY one I posted. :p
Unforgiven
01-01-06, 08:10AM
You know, now that I've sobered up, I realize I may have said too much. Expect to have a vistor soon. Don't worry, she won't be staying long.
You know, now that I've sobered up, I realize I may have said too much. Expect to have a vistor soon. Don't worry, she won't be staying long.
Sobered up, and yet the spelling remains.
*ducks*
[11:00] Entipy: K I'M HERE
[11:05] Entipy: k and no one gives a shit
[11:08] JakeD: hi
[11:08] JakeD: solly
[11:09] Entipy: prick
[11:09] JakeD: twat
[11:09] JakeD: WE GO TOGETHER
[11:10] Entipy: LIKE RAM A LAM A LAM A A DINGIDY DING A DONG
[11:10] JakeD: Precisely.
Me: I feel weird.
Co-worker: You look weird, too.
[11:49] JakeD: we might have a bit o' server disruption here in a sec
[11:50] Entipy: are you humping the equipment again?
[11:52] * JakeD is listening to Elefant - Misfit
[11:52] JakeD: well, no, they already sprayed me with water
[11:52] JakeD: it's a chatspike thing
[11:52] Entipy: ahhh so it does work!
[11:53] Entipy: water not chatspike
[11:53] JakeD: Up until the point that I really get going, yeah.
[11:53] JakeD: But once I'm in the zone, nothing will work.
[11:54] JakeD: I was beaten with sticks once.
[11:54] JakeD: and I just shrugged them off and screamed "I'M GONNA IMPREGNATE THIS SHRUBBERY COME HELL OR HIGH WATER"
[11:56] Entipy: And thus the little ShrubFuckers were born.
And thus the little ShrubFuckers were born.
BAH-HAHAHAHA!
[19:02] Pos: Becky has bronchitus and an ear infection :(
[19:02] JakeD: Jesus Christ. She never gets a break
[19:02] Diva: awwww....
[19:02] Unforgiven: http://qdb.us/29804
[19:02] Scrooluse: Damn Pos
[19:02] Pos: yeah
[19:02] Pos: it's me and my ungodly ways
[19:02] Diva: I think she beats me in the illness department
[19:03] Diva: okay... PAT
[19:03] Pos: ?
[19:03] Pos: through a various confusing deduction
[19:03] Diva: Robertson reference
[19:03] Pos: I have to say that it is Jake's fault
[19:04] JakeD: Sorry, I promise I won't keep her up so late next time. :O
[19:05] Pos: you better not
[19:05] Pos: but in this case
[19:05] Pos: I promise not to do the same to your only love
[19:05] Pos: Boozer
[19:05] JakeD: Good. He gets grumpy when he doesn't get much sleep.
[19:05] Diva: why do I always seemed to get gypped in these conversations?
Sure, talk about me behind my back. For now on, you're the full time catcher.
[15:22] Pos: damn...tal.. even your real name sounds gay
[15:22] Pos: :P
[15:22] TalSet: happy and cheerful?
[15:23] Pos: no, buttfucked and cocksuckerful
[15:23] Pos: :P
[18:16] * Unforgiven pops down the farm, grabs a shetland pony and slaps Diva with it!
[18:17] Diva: You fucking ponies now?
[18:18] TalSet: knowing Unfy >_>
[18:19] Diva: hehe
[18:19] Unforgiven: Not fucking anything
[18:22] Diva: I'll bet your hand begs to differ
[18:22] * JakeD begs to differ too
[18:23] TalkBot: NEW -> Topic by fosul: fun with my sister in Daily Bitchfest
[18:23] TalkBot: Read more -> http://www.nochicktrix.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9993
[18:24] JakeD: uh
[18:24] Diva: that's a scary title
[18:24] TalSet: ...
[18:24] TalSet: goddamit
[18:24] Unforgiven: It's a hilarious title
[18:24] Diva: HAHA
[18:24] Unforgiven: after the conversation we just had
[18:24] TalSet: i know how to place them :p
[18:24] Unforgiven: "I bet TalSet's sister begs to differ"
2 in one day...is that a good thing?
lol @ what kind of truck (waaaay back on first page)
[10:07] Mr_Bojangles: "he's just a boy, mmm hmmm"
[10:07] TalSet: "i want to shave his boy nuts, mmm hmmm"
[10:07] Mr_Bojangles: lol
[10:07] Entipy: lol
Poseidon
01-18-06, 09:25PM
[23:17] JakeD: If you were Pos, it'd be dropping every five seconds.
[23:17] JakeD: Punctuated with the sentence "fucking wifi"
[23:17] TalSet: might be the university's ip then.....
[23:17] JakeD: :P
[23:17] TalSet: haha
[23:17] JakeD: bbiab
[23:17] Pos: ..
[23:18] TalSet: k
[23:18] *** JakeD has been kicked from #nochicktrix by Pos: Kick
[23:18] Pos: :)
[23:18] TalSet: HAHAHA
[23:18] Pos: I feel better now
[23:18] Pos: oh
[23:18] TalSet: :D
[23:18] Pos: fucking wifi
[23:18] Pos: :P
[23:18] TalSet: haha
[10:30] TalSet: for some reason i dont see the joy in getting something shoved in and out of one of my body orifices
[10:30] Pos: I'm willing to enlighten you
[10:30] Pos: :P
[10:31] Entipy: lmao
[10:31] Pos: though
[10:31] TalSet: nooo
[10:31] Pos: seeing how you are in KY... I'd have thought that you already know
[10:31] Pos: ;)
[10:31] TalSet: >_>
[10:31] TalSet: only the sheep knows -.-
[02:34] TalSet: whoa
[02:34] TalSet: i jsut went the whole day without getting quoted for once
[02:34] TalSet: sweet
Unforgiven
01-21-06, 10:23AM
Enty is such a bitch :P
[22:22] *** TalSer changed nick to TalSet
[22:22] Meggs:<meggs> XD Talser
[22:22] <+TalSet> SHADDUP
[22:30] <+TalSet> bah
[22:30] <@Pos> ..
[22:30] <+TalSet> i have like 4 people on Trillian that i talk to now
[22:30] <+TalSet> and only 2 of which i always talk to
[22:30] <+TalSet> 8(
[22:31] *** you were kicked from #nochicktrix by Pos (Don't tell the woman to shuddup like that :))
[22:31] *** Attempting to re-join
[22:31] *** now talking in #nochicktrix
[22:31] <+TalSet> :p
[22:31] <meggs></meggs></meggs>Meggs:<meggs><meggs> LOL
[22:31] * @Pos loves casual abuse of OP powah
[22:31] <+TalSet> POO ON YOU
[22:31] <meggs> </meggs></meggs></meggs>Meggs:<meggs><meggs><meggs>lol
[22:31] <@Unforgiven> Pos is a true gentleman
[22:32] *** you were kicked from #nochicktrix by Unforgiven (Kick!)
[22:32] *** Attempting to re-join
[22:32] *** now talking in #nochicktrix
[22:32] <+TalSet> :(
[22:32] <@Unforgiven> Don't be rude.
[22:32] </meggs></meggs></meggs>Meggs:<meggs><meggs><meggs><meggs> XD
[22:32] <@Unforgiven> :)
[22:32] <meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs>Meggs:<meggs><meggs><meggs><meggs><meggs> poor Tal
[22:32] *** Unforgiven was kicked from #nochicktrix by Pos (asshole)
[22:32] <@Pos> :P
[22:32] * Meggs cuddles Tal.
[22:32] <+TalSet> LOL
[22:32] *** Unforgiven (Unforgiven@ChatSpike-3D83E792.southg01.mi.comcast.net) joined
[22:32] *** ChanServ sets channel #nochicktrix mode +o Unforgiven
[22:32] </meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs>Meggs<meggs><meggs><meggs><meggs><meggs>:<meggs> XD
[22:32] <@Unforgiven> :P
[22:32] <@Unforgiven> lol
[22:32] <+TalSet> me is cuddled
[22:32] *** you were kicked from #nochicktrix by Pos (don't laugh at other people's misory)
[22:32] *** Attempting to re-join
[22:32] *** now talking in #nochicktrix
[22:32] <+TalSet> wer;ij;ijbwefofwe/w
[22:32] </meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs>Meggs: <meggs><meggs><meggs><meggs><meggs><meggs><meggs>XD
[22:32] <+TalSet> :(
[22:32] *** Pos was kicked from #nochicktrix by Unforgiven (don't gloat your power)
[22:32] *** Pos (Pos@ChatSpike-2A9677E7.chcgilgm.dynamic.covad.net) joined
[22:32] *** ChanServ sets channel #nochicktrix mode +o Pos
[22:32] <meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs>Meggs:<meggs><meggs><meggs><meggs><meggs><meggs><meggs><meggs> LMAO
[22:33] <+TalSet> LOL
[22:33] *** you were kicked from #nochicktrix by Unforgiven (I can't think of a good reason)
[22:33] *** Attempting to re-join
[22:33] *** now talking in #nochicktrix
[22:33] <@Unforgiven> okay
[22:33] </meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs>Meggs:<meggs><meggs><meggs><meggs><meggs><meggs><meggs><meggs><meggs> XD
[22:33] <@Unforgiven> I'm done now
[22:33] <@Unforgiven> really
[22:33] <+TalSet> this would be perfect to quote if it wasnt for the whole topic being set
[22:33] <@Unforgiven> hehe
[22:33] <+TalSet> hangon
[22:33] <+TalSet> i'll quote it
[22:33] <@Unforgiven> ?
[22:33] </meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs>Meggs:<meggs><meggs><meggs><meggs><meggs><meggs><meggs><meggs><meggs><meggs> lol
[22:33] *** Pos was kicked from #nochicktrix by Pos (POWER ABUSE!!!)
[22:33] *** Pos (Pos@ChatSpike-2A9677E7.chcgilgm.dynamic.covad.net) joined
[22:33] *** ChanServ sets channel #nochicktrix mode +o Pos
[22:34] <@Unforgiven> classic.
[22:34] <meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs>Meggs:<meggs><meggs><meggs><meggs><meggs><meggs><meggs><meggs><meggs><meggs><meggs> PARADOX'D
[22:34] *** Unforgiven was kicked from #nochicktrix by Unforgiven (It's IRC suicide!)</meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs></meggs>
Faydra Lune
01-21-06, 10:09PM
[22:02] Talset: EAT IT
[22:02] Talset: FACE
[22:02] Talset: 8|
[22:03] Meggs: o_O
[22:05] Talset: 8|
[22:05] Talset: 8O
[22:05] Talset: 8|
[22:05] Talset: 8O
[22:05] Talset: 8|
[22:05] Talset: eating face
[22:05] Talset: yes, i'm retarded
[22:05] Meggs: LMAO
[22:08] Meggs: XD it gets funnier every time I look at it.
[22:08] Meggs: the fact you took the time to type that out
[22:08] Meggs: XD
[22:08] Talset: you know me
[22:08] Meggs: XD
Faydra Lune
01-22-06, 12:03AM
[23:52] *** Jake|drinking (Jake@ChatSpike-CE232CA9.lsanca.dsl-w.verizon.net) left ()
[23:55] Prozac: ...
[23:56] Megan: ...
[23:56] Prozac: No goodbye...
[23:56] Megan: You do that alot
[23:56] Megan: well, he WAS drinking.
[23:56] Megan: maybe he passed out and hit the X button....
[23:56] Prozac: Hehe
[23:56] Prozac: I always say goodbye...
[23:57] Prozac: [02:56] Megan: You do that alot <---- Nuh uh!
[23:57] Megan: lol
[23:57] Megan: yuh huh
[23:57] Prozac: When?
[23:58] Prozac: >:/
[00:00] Megan: [23:55] Prozac: ...
[23:40] Prozac: ...
[23:26] Prozac: ...
[22:44] Prozac: ...
[22:37] Prozac: ...
[00:00] Megan: [22:37] Prozac: ...
[00:01] Prozac: Ohh...
[00:01] Prozac: That...
[00:01] <+TalSet> LOL
[00:01] Megan:
[21:53] Prozac: ...
[21:50] Prozac: ...
[21:47] Prozac: ...
[00:01] Prozac: I meant not saying goodbye...
[00:01] Megan: XD oh
[00:01] Prozac: Dammit!
[00:01] Prozac: I know I do that...
[00:01] Prozac: ...
[00:01] Prozac: ...
[00:01] Prozac: ...
[00:02] Prozac: Put that in your pipe an smoke it!
Enty is such a bitch :P
:whome:
:p
Unforgiven
01-22-06, 09:12AM
We need a qdb.us style quotes page.
Yeah, that would be perfect. Plus it would make finding certain ones a lot easier.
Poseidon
01-22-06, 10:48AM
if I wasn't lazy, I'd make a !qdb bot
Unforgiven
01-22-06, 12:31PM
I use the same excuse as Pos. Lazy, no time.
[02:49] Talset: i AM Bruce Willis in that movire
[02:49] Talset: movie*
[02:49] Meggs: LOL
[02:49] Talset: never get sick, never break a bone, fight crime
[02:49] Talset: totally me
[02:50] Talset: *flex*
[02:50] Talset: ok
[02:50] Talset: accept for the fight crime thing
[02:50] Talset: still need the Tal Signal
[02:50] Meggs: LOL
[02:50] Meggs: XD
[02:50] Meggs: what would that look like?
[02:50] Talset: i have no idea
[02:53] Meggs: a big pen0r
[02:54] Talset: ROFL
Conversation with a head of another department:
Me: So how was your weekend?
Him: Pretty good, actually. Went with some friends to go see Brokeback Mountain, and it was good. Great cinematography.
Me: Yeah, I heard it was really good.
Him: You really have to approach it with an open mind, though...
Me: ....Dude, it's a movie about gay sheepherders.
[13:43] Whinetipy: I need a database
[13:45] Pos: ...
[13:45] Pos: what kind
[13:46] Whinetipy: one I can enter info into
[13:46] Whinetipy: :P
[13:46] Pos: I might have a database of porn sites...
[13:46] Pos: that i can enter "info " into
[13:46] JakeD: info=penis
[13:47] Whinetipy: lol
[21:31] Prozac: ...
[21:32] Prozac: 8|
[21:32] Prozac: 8O
[21:32] Prozac: 8|
[21:32] Prozac: 8O
[21:32] Prozac: 8|
[21:32] Prozac: 8O
[21:32] Prozac: 8|
[21:33] JakeD: are you a fish?
[21:33] Prozac: No...
[21:33] * +TalSet over feeds Prozac
[21:33] Prozac: It's Tal's EATING face...
[21:33] Diva: http://www.local6.com/entertainment/6365007/detail.html
(http://www.local6.com/entertainment/6365007/detail.html)[21:33] Prozac: Okay...
[21:34] Prozac: I'm a fish then...
[21:34] *** Prozac changed nick to guppy
[21:34] guppy: 8|
[21:34] guppy: 8O
[21:34] guppy: 8|
[21:34] guppy: 8O
[21:34] guppy: 8|
[21:34] * Diva sticks her finger in Prozac's open mouth
[21:34] Diva: Fly fishing!
[21:34] TalSet: ...
[21:35] guppy: ...
[21:35] TalSet: oh
[21:35] TalSet: Jake
[21:35] guppy: You do know I'm a sick pervert, and now I have your finger in my mouth, right?
[21:35] TalSet: i am watching Jackie Brown
[21:35] Diva: ummm
[21:36] * guppy starts sucking furiously...
[21:36] Diva: I picked a booger right before
[21:36] * guppy makes disgusting, vile, slurping noises...
[21:36] guppy: O_O
[21:36] Diva: hehehehe
[21:36] * guppy vomits...
[21:36] TalSet: that was awesome XD
[21:36] Diva: :D
[21:37] guppy: Hehe
[16:07] unforgiven024: fire alarm, bbiab?
[16:11] luvyrguts: k
[16:11] *** Auto-response from unforgiven024: .
[16:12] unforgiven024: Bad news.
[16:12] unforgiven024: JUst a test
[16:12] unforgiven024: I'm not dead
[16:13] luvyrguts: AW DAMMIT!
[16:13] luvyrguts: :P
[16:13] unforgiven024: :P
Unforgiven
01-24-06, 08:01PM
[22:58] Christopher_walken: http://famulus.msnbc.com/famulusintl/reuters01-24-114636.asp?reg=americas&vts=12420061157
[22:59] Christopher_walken: Is that real or satire?
[22:59] Unfy: I hope it's real
[23:00] Unfy: Darwinism in action.
[23:00] Christopher_walken: I'll be damned if he didn't cure his hiccups, though.
[02:52] Meggs: ASL
[02:52] Meggs: FREE FOR FIRST 20 MINUTES
[02:52] Meggs: HAWT SEX ON CAMERA
[02:52] Talset: 18/F/CALI YOU WANT TO SEE MY WEBCAM?
[02:52] Meggs: LOL
[02:52] Talset: $2.99 A MINUTE
[02:52] Meggs: SEND PICS
[02:52] Meggs: PICS NOW
[02:53] Talset: SEE MY HOT FRIENDS
[02:53] Meggs: XD
[02:53] Talset: I AM A VIRGIN BUT I HAVE NIPPLE RINGS AND A CLIT RING AND MY LABIA HANGS PASSED MY KNEES AND MY UTERUS FELL OUT
[02:53] Meggs: LMFAO
[09:38] Nailed2MyShadow: I gotta get outta here
[09:38] Nailed2MyShadow: catch j00 later
[09:38] luvyrguts: k go then doesn't matter you don't love me no more
[09:38] Nailed2MyShadow: beeyaaatch!
[09:38] luvyrguts: asshole
[09:38] Nailed2MyShadow: I don't love you triflin' ho types, it's tr00
[09:38] luvyrguts: *wailes*
[09:38] Nailed2MyShadow: WHALES
[09:38] luvyrguts: U CALLED ME FAT!
[09:39] Nailed2MyShadow: LOLOLOL UR JUST BIG BONEDED
[09:39] luvyrguts: I like big boners. :D
[09:39] Nailed2MyShadow: I could accommodate you...wait, no, I can't.
[09:39] Nailed2MyShadow: Sorry :(
[09:39] Nailed2MyShadow: okay, LEAVE ME ALONE I HAVE TO LEAVE NOW BYE
[09:39] luvyrguts: go do towrk
[09:39] luvyrguts: bai
[09:39] *** "Nailed2MyShadow" signed off at Wed Jan 25 09:39:39 2006.
[13:33] JakeD: I'd love to go one day without getting fucked by a rental agency.
[13:33] *** Pos is now known as RentalAgency.
Faydra Lune
01-26-06, 10:37PM
[22:33] * LooseAsAWizardsSleeve: finds he secretly likes annoying Tal and Meggs...
[22:33] LooseAsAWizardsSleeve: '<_< >_>'
[22:36] meggs: That was supposed to be a secret?
[22:37] LooseAsAWizardsSleeve: :P
Faydra Lune
01-26-06, 10:52PM
[22:51] Talset:<meggs> THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T DROP YOUR GADDAMN PS2 YOU JACKASS.
[22:51] <meggs></meggs></meggs> Meggs<meggs><meggs>: Put it somewhere it isn't gonna FALL AND BREAK. >_<
[22:51] <talset></talset></meggs></meggs>Talset:<meggs><meggs><talset> IF I HAD A PS2 I WOULDNT
[22:51] * Meggs has flashbacks of stupid customers.
[22:51] </talset></meggs></meggs>Talset:<meggs><meggs><talset><talset> I WOULD WIPE MY ASS WITH IT INSTEAD
[22:51] <meggs></meggs></talset></talset></meggs></meggs> Meggs:<meggs><meggs><talset><talset><meggs> OMFG
[22:51] * Meggs kills j00.
[22:51] <talset></talset></meggs></talset></talset></meggs></meggs>Talset:<meggs><meggs><talset><talset><meggs><talset> THEN DEMAND A REFUND FOR A SHITTY PS2
[22:51] </talset></meggs></talset></talset></meggs></meggs> Meggs:<meggs><meggs><talset><talset><meggs><talset><meggs> LOL</meggs></talset></meggs></talset></talset></meggs></meggs><meggs: that="" s="" why="" don="" t="" drop="" your="" gaddamn="" ps2="" you="" jackass.=""><meggs: put="" somewhere="" it="" isn="" t="" gonna="" fall="" and="" break.=""><talset: if="" had="" a="" ps2="" i="" wouldnt=""><talset: i="" would="" wipe="" my="" ass="" with="" it="" instead=""><meggs: omfg=""><talset: then="" demand="" refund="" for="" a="" shitty="" ps2=""> <meggs: lol=""></meggs:></talset:></meggs:></talset:></talset:></meggs:></meggs:>
This seemed like the best place to put this. In the shoutbox yesterday:
trekbugging: sometimes wouldn't it be great if your could electronicly reach out and slap the sh*t out of some people-- but then we would all have electronic red marks on our faces--hahahah
Diva: Trekbugging! I have the perfect picture for you... at home. *snickers*
[16:40] JakeD: DAMN IT
[16:40] Entipy: WHAT?
[16:41] JakeD: I always get an odd smile on my face whenever our fleet management software says "Successful Insertion" when I'm entering stuff into the database
[16:41] Entipy: lol!
[16:41] * Unforgiven gives Entipy a successful insertion
[16:41] * Pos gives Unforgiven a successful insertion
[16:42] Entipy: :O
[16:42] Pos: IN THE EYE!!!!!
[16:43] Entipy: WEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[16:43] Pos: and by In, I meen balls deep
[16:43] Pos: and by EYE, I meen asshole
[16:43] Entipy: lol
[16:44] JakeD: The brown eye.
[21:42] Talset: WEINER FACE
[21:42] * Prozac facefucks Enty...
[21:42] *** Entipy quit ([CS] Quit: Trillian (http://www.ceruleanstudios.com)
[21:42] Prozac: YES!!!
[21:42] Prozac: Perfect...
[21:42] Unforgiven: Prozac wins.
[21:42] Prozac: :D
[21:42] Talset: what does he win?
[21:42] * Prozac feels like a champion...
[21:43] Unforgiven: I think the act was it's own prize.
[21:43] JakeD: A dead body.
[21:43] Talset: true
[21:43] Talset: lol
[21:43] Prozac: A dead body...
[21:43] Prozac: Yum...
[21:43] * Prozac puts the body in the tub, pours hot water in, and lets it stew for later...
[21:44] * Prozac throws some carrots in for good measure...
[21:44] * JakeD quietly sips the corpse broth
[09:45] Entipy: Hey Pos
[09:45] Pos: ...
[09:45] * Pos gives Entipy an empty glazed stare
[09:45] Pos: coooooooofffeeeeeeeeeee
[09:46] * Entipy gives Pos a dildo
[09:46] Entipy: ...and coffee
[09:47] Pos: mmmmm....
[09:47] Pos: coffeeee...
[09:47] * Pos shoves dildo in ass for now, and gives full attention to coffeee
[09:47] Entipy: nothing like phallus and caffeine to get you going
[09:48] Pos: :)
Faydra Lune
01-31-06, 01:17PM
[09:47] Entipy: nothing like phallus and caffeine to get you going
Amen to that.
* Faydra Lune nods meaningfully.
[02:41] Talset: :(
[02:41] * Meggs gives hugs.
[02:42] Talset: :|
[02:42] * Meggs gives sex.
[02:42] Talset: :)
Faydra Lune
02-03-06, 10:15PM
[21:30] Talset: think i should shave my head :/
[21:30] meggs: NO
[21:30] meggs: DO NOT DO THAT
[21:31] meggs: ABORT
[21:31] meggs: D8
[21:31] Talset: LMAO
[18:34] * Diva smacks Unfy upside the head
[18:34] Hermit: hey babe
[18:34] Hermit: are you hot
[18:34] Diva: :|
[18:35] Diva: You hittin on ma man?
[18:35] Hermit: no I'm not hitting on mom
[18:35] Hermit: err
[18:35] Hermit: lol
[18:35] JakeD: uh
[18:35] Diva: :O
[18:35] JakeD: paging Dr. Freud
[22:50] <@JakeD> Hey, the best thing about pregnant chicks is that you don't have to wrap it, the damage is already done.
[20:41] <@Unforgiven> WELL YOU KNOW WHAT
[20:41] meggs: XD
[20:41] meggs: BE BACK SOON.
[20:41] <@Unforgiven> I'LL JUST HIT THIS KEY LABELED "G"
[20:41] <@Unforgiven> OVER AND OVER
[20:41] meggs: XD
[20:41] <@Unforgiven> AND MAKE A SONG OF IT
[20:41] meggs: BEST SONG EVER
[20:41] <@Unforgiven> SO SCREW YOU
[20:41] <+TalSet> LOL
[20:41] * @Unforgiven plays the G song
[20:41] meggs: lol
[20:42] <+TalSet> omg
[20:42] <@Unforgiven> OH NOES I HIT AN F
[20:42] <@Unforgiven> NOW IT'S POLYPHONIC
[20:42] <+TalSet> tat wass the best ever XD
[20:42] <@Unforgiven> BACH BETTER WATCH OUT
[22:07] <@JakeD> I remember this one time I whipped my cock out and this goat totally freaked and fainted after I had already shaved its ass and tied its forelegs and rear legs together...it was hilarious.
[22:08] <Meggs> .........
[22:08] <@JakeD> uh
[18:19] UnforgivenIsHereSoGoAway: *eats Meggs*
[18:19] UnforgivenIsHereSoGoAway: er, um
[18:19] Meggs: lol
[18:19] TalSet: haha
[18:19] Meggs: omgdirtyjoke
[18:19] JakeD: ok
[18:19] UnforgivenIsHereSoGoAway: IRC is the only place I can do that and not be arrested :\
[18:20] Meggs: You can't get arrested on IRC?
[18:20] *** Diva is now known as Officer.
[18:20] JakeD: when the driver gets here I'm gonna headbutt that fucker
[18:20] Officer: you're coming with me, sicko
[18:20] *** UnforgivenIsHereSoGoAway is now known as SexOffender.
[18:20] Meggs: XD
[18:20] JakeD: oh no, he's going to make a dirty joke of that too
[18:21] JakeD: just because I can
[18:21] *** Meggs is now known as UnderagedGirl.
[18:21] UnderagedGirl: NOW YOU'RE A PEDO LOLOLOLOLZZZ
[18:21] JakeD: http://www.smithappens.com/dumbathletes.php
[18:21] * SexOffender licks UnderagedGirl
[18:22] *** JakeD is now known as DisgustingOldLecher.
[18:22] * DisgustingOldLecher licks SexOffender
[18:22] SexOffender: mmm
[18:22] UnderagedGirl: lol
[18:22] DisgustingOldLecher: ....
[18:22] * DisgustingOldLecher licks Officer
[18:22] UnderagedGirl: :o
[18:22] * Officer arrests everybody
[18:22] * UnderagedGirl licks self.
[18:22] * DisgustingOldLecher gets an erection from the handcuffs
[18:23] UnderagedGirl: XD
[18:23] * Officer gets out the baton
[18:23] SexOffender: http://sv1.randomcrap.net/uploads/files/0/No%20Bunny1.jpg
[18:23] UnderagedGirl: o0o0o0o0o00o
[18:23] TalSet: ...
[18:23] TalSet: i really need to stop looking away from the screen
[18:23] UnderagedGirl: XD
[18:23] * UnderagedGirl licks TalSet.
[18:23] UnderagedGirl: 8D
[18:23] DisgustingOldLecher: http://www.mrmiddleamerica.com/uploaded_images/pony-769979.jpg
[18:24] * SexOffender has sex with UnderagedGirl
[18:24] UnderagedGirl: I don't know how to respond to that.
[18:25] TalSet: uhhh
[18:25] TalSet: call the police maybe?
[18:25] TalSet: like the Officer over there >_>
[18:25] * Officer puts down the video camera
DAMMIT!!! I'M STILL BANNED FROM THE IRC. *sobs*
User Name
03-04-06, 04:49AM
Why are you banned from IRC?
No idea. I tried signing in a while back and it said I was banned. I emailed the people who own the thing three times, and they never got back to me.
It should have given you a link to click on when you got the ban message. You can go there to remove your name from the list. A few friends of mine went through the same thing.
Unforgiven
03-04-06, 11:48AM
Boozer kept trying to send me nude pictures of himself, and I reported it.
STAY BANNED YOU PERVERT!
;)
Poseidon
03-04-06, 06:22PM
DAMMIT!!! I'M STILL BANNED FROM THE IRC. *sobs*
Find a Proxy :)
Fixeded!! YAY!! Now I can send unfy those pictures he paid me for. :D
[08:57] JakeD: http://www.stevesword.com/articles/93/1/March-of-the-Morons
[08:57] JakeD: <3
[08:57] JakeD: Murderball should have won. I've got more sympathy for hard-assed handicapped people making something of their lives than a fucking penguin.
[08:58] JakeD: "I’d venture to say the Academy even assumed the filmmakers themselves were at least partially retarded until we all discovered they were just French during their acceptance speech."
[08:59] TalSet: hahahahhaha
[08:59] TalSet: that is awesome
[09:00] JakeD: Then again, it's easier for the American moviegoing public to watch a bunch of moronic penguins frolicking around than to see someone dealing with disfigurement due to a blood disease and someone coping with the emotional aftermath of paralysis thanks to a dirtbike accident.
[09:01] TalSet: pretty much
[09:02] JakeD: http://tdaxp.blogspirit.com/images/medium_lord_penguin_2.jpg
[09:02] JakeD: awesome.
[09:02] TalSet: i so want to do that in a zoo
[09:03] JakeD: During a kindergarten/preschool field trip
[09:03] JakeD: "See kids, the penguins like to eat fish! They...OH MY GOD RUN"
[09:03] TalSet: ROFL
[23:27] TalSet: ....
[23:27] TalSet: marry me, now
[23:28] Jake|gayming: k
[23:28] Jake|gayming: gotta break up with Diva, brb
[23:28] TalSet: kk
[23:28] Jake|gayming: wait, no, she called me a motherfucker and told me to go ahead and be a big faggot if I wanted to, she'd be fine without me
[23:28] Jake|gayming: nvm
[23:29] TalSet: =(((
[23:29] Jake|gayming: (not really, she's asleep, this is all implied)
[23:29] TalSet: LOL
[09:33] *** Diva has joined #nochicktrix.
[09:33] *** Mode change "+oq Diva Diva" for channel #nochicktrix by ChanServ.
[09:33] Angel`Fox: Afternoon Diva
[09:33] TalSet: if only she came in 2 seconds earlier
[09:33] Diva: morning, Angel
[09:33] Diva: why?
[09:34] TalSet: [12:32] <+TalSet> if it was, my dick could open and close the door from here
[09:34] Diva: you mean if your door was against your chair?
[09:34] Angel`Fox: lol
[09:35] TalSet: nah
[09:35] Pos: you are in a Dorm
[09:35] Pos: it IS next to your chair
[09:35] Jake|avey: ouch
[09:35] TalSet: was talking about masterbation increasing the size of a penis\
[09:35] Diva: it's a good thing I dont have a penis then
[09:35] Jake|avey: best conversations ever
[09:35] Diva: I'd tear Jake a new one
[09:35] Jake|avey: :(
[09:35] Pos: that'd be kinda fun
[09:35] Pos: :)
[09:36] Jake|avey: :((
[09:36] Jake|avey: worst conversation ever
[09:36] Angel`Fox: lol
Poseidon
05-27-06, 10:35PM
[00:34] TalSet: why does that slightly arouse me?
[00:35] Pos: cause you watched .. what's that cartoon.. thundercats?
[00:35] Pos: and wanted to fuck them?
[00:35] puke: lmao
[00:35] TalSet: Shira was a hottie
[23:11] Hermit: wtf
[23:11] Hermit: "my frnd who is 6.4 in height and is very active and i asked his secret, he said me that he drinks his own semen after he masturbates."
[23:12] Hermit: o.O
[23:13] Hermit: I'm 6'3" and I don't drink my own semen..
[23:13] Diva: yes, but that's why youre ONLY 6'3"
[23:13] Diva: Imagine gaining an inch JUST by chugging semen
[23:13] Hermit: lol
[23:14] Hermit: what if I drink lube too?
[23:14] Hermit: is that safe?
[23:14] * Hermit thinks
[23:14] Hermit: aaaaaaaaaaah
[23:15] Hermit: "Hey guys,
[23:15] Hermit: Anyone know how long u can go without masturbating before you get a wet dream? (I know...I know...why would you want to test that? ) Just curious
[23:15] TalSet: i went 2 weeks once with nothing
[23:15] Diva: I'd say the same night, but I'm horny
[23:15] TalSet: i was sad =(
[23:15] TalSet: lol
[23:16] Hermit: "The most I have in a day is 7 times"
[23:16] Hermit: "The best thing about not masturbating for days is that when you finally do, the orgam is something!!! It squirts all over and with some force!¨
[23:16] Hermit: who can wank off 7 times a day?
[23:17] * Diva sheepishly raises her hand
[23:17] Hermit: lol
I'm 6'5" and have never even considered doing that. That's just..... :barf:
[12:10] <+TalSet> you need to replay re4
[12:10] <@JakeD> perche?
[12:11] <+TalSet> because you need to beat it
[12:11] * @JakeD masturbates.
[12:11] <@JakeD> done.
[12:12] <@JakeD> Wait, hang on.
[12:12] * @JakeD masturbates with a cheese grater.
[12:12] <+TalSet> ...
[12:12] <@JakeD> Because that's HOW THAT FUCKING HOUSE STAGE MADE ME FEEL
[12:12] <@JakeD> :P
[12:12] <+TalSet> why the cheese grater?
[12:12] <+TalSet> the cat is right there
[12:12] <@JakeD> Yeah, but they scream really loud and then bleed for like an hour afterwards.
[12:13] <+TalSet> =(
[12:14] <@JakeD> Plus: the rectum. Not enough elasticity.
[12:15] <+TalSet> well you'd think the blood would lube it up enough
[12:16] <@JakeD> Okay, I'm going to throw up.
[12:16] * TalSet wins
[23:15] <@JakeD> disgusting
[23:15] <@JakeD> I just accidentally hocked a loogie onto my screen
My buddy: If it's your mom's dog, how come he likes you so much.
Me: Because I play with him and wrestle around with him. Also, before mom got him fixed, I used to jerk him off when mom wasn't around.
{silence for about 30 seconds while my friend stood there with a shocked look on his face}
My buddy: You are kidding, right?
Me: Of course. If I wrestled with him, I'd hurt him.
My buddy: If it's your mom's dog, how come he likes you so much.
Me: Because I play with him and wrestle around with him. Also, before mom got him fixed, I used to jerk him off when mom wasn't around.
{silence for about 30 seconds while my friend stood there with a shocked look on his face}
My buddy: You are kidding, right?
Me: Of course. If I wrestled with him, I'd hurt him.
This = lol.
Although I've got this god-awful mental picture of gigantic Boozer using his index finger and thumb to whack off a miniature dachshund.
Poseidon
06-16-06, 10:26AM
This = lol.
Although I've got this god-awful mental picture of gigantic Boozer using his index finger and thumb to whack off a miniature dachshund.
I am sure we can use photoshop to turn the mental picture into reality, and share with everyone :)
[16:12] Diva: *sigh* I dont even know how to put it together. It took me 15 minutes to figure out why they said to stick the rachet thing in a slot and turn counter clockwise.
[16:12] Unforgiven: n00b
[16:12] Pos_: ...
[16:12] Pos_: n00b
[16:12] Pos_: well..
[16:13] Pos_: n00b doesn't cover this well...
[16:13] Diva: n00b with two 19 inch flatscreen monitors... eat hot death
[16:13] Pos_: If I trully wanted to be an ass...
[16:13] Diva: which you do...
[16:13] Pos_: I'd say Blonde and Female in the same sentense...
[16:13] Pos_: :P
[16:13] Diva: and I'd say... try being original once in a while
[16:13] Diva: :P
[16:13] Diva: and I'd say... try being original once in a while
HA!
Matt Bones: good evening
Jamie Steffen: evenin'
Matt Bones: Zup?
Jamie Steffen: just got back from welcoming my brother in law back from iraq
Matt Bones: I got a cat. dosed him with catnip
Matt Bones: Cool
Matt Bones: Glad he made it back
Jamie Steffen: yeah, I'm pretty faced
Matt Bones: LOL
Matt Bones: A buddy of mine is over there by choice. And he calls me a dumbass.
Jamie Steffen: were all dumbasses....if your human well welcome to the dumbass race
Matt Bones: That's my opinion
Matt Bones: This cat showed up and won't go away. Brought me a headless rat. so I named
him Ozzy.
Jamie Steffen: good call
Matt Bones: He's a cool cat.
Matt Bones: My dog hates him.
Jamie Steffen: isnt that the rule rather than the exception?
Matt Bones: He's just jealous.
Jamie Steffen: typical canine
Matt Bones: Yup
Matt Bones: Acts like i'm killing him
Jamie Steffen: my dog is jealous of her own damn cat....crazy mutt
Matt Bones: Hell. My dog has a pet rooster.
Matt Bones: don't mess with that roostter
Jamie Steffen: I know, thats what you said
Jamie Steffen: fighting cock
Matt Bones: It comes and goes
Matt Bones: When it's here. that dog is in love.
Jamie Steffen: its a freebird....
Matt Bones: I don't want the damned thing
Matt Bones: I heard that song earlier
Jamie Steffen: sounds like you dont have a choice
Matt Bones: Been listening to old music
Matt Bones: Stuff like Gordon Lightfoot
Matt Bones: Jim Croce
Matt Bones: Been in a mellow mood
Jamie Steffen: you know your old when........
Matt Bones: I know
Matt Bones: It's good music though
Matt Bones: It's what I listen to when I hang with my Dad
Jamie Steffen: I listen to the same shit with my dad.....it's got soul
Matt Bones: Yup
Matt Bones: Feeling
Matt Bones: pure poetry dude.
Jamie Steffen: I wouldnt go that far
Matt Bones: fuck that. i'm listening to Iron Maiden Killers
Matt Bones: Mellow mood went down the drain
Jamie Steffen: rock on
captain_bones2112: 哼哈哈哈哈..........(慘叫聲)
Matt Bones: sorry
Matt Bones: In a mood
Matt Bones: a good one
Jamie Steffen: good is goos
Jamie Steffen: good
Jamie Steffen: I'm half tanked man
Matt Bones: I'm there myself
Jamie Steffen: celebrating a safe journey
Matt Bones: I had this girl here. she was tripping. I would play Gordon lightfoot, then
slayer.
Matt Bones: Hell
Matt Bones: Yes
Matt Bones: I partied my ass off when my cousin came home from Iraq.
Matt Bones: I doubt she remembers that week.
Matt Bones: I got her so fucked up
Jamie Steffen: fucked up good
Matt Bones: Falling on her face fucked up
Matt Bones: LMAO
Matt Bones: She's a tuff bitch dude
Matt Bones: Military Police
Matt Bones: And she takes bitch as a compliment
Jamie Steffen: most hardened bitches do
Matt Bones: She's in Georgia right now. visiting her Mom and sis
Jamie Steffen: priorities
Matt Bones: Cool!! i haven't heard this song in a very long time
Matt Bones: ]Kiss - I love it loud
Jamie Steffen: you know I never was a Kiss fan
Matt Bones: sorry. Drunk. my mind is jumping around.
Matt Bones: I love Kiss
Jamie Steffen: I dont.....
Matt Bones: Till they took off the makeup and became pussies
Jamie Steffen: they were never not pussies
Jamie Steffen: naw, jk....I just never got into em
Matt Bones: Their early stuff was good. but after that . BLAH
Matt Bones: Became commercial rock
Matt Bones: Kinda like MetallicA
Jamie Steffen: yeah I suppose
Matt Bones: Metallica was good once
Jamie Steffen: they have their moments
Matt Bones: Can't respect a band that sues their fans.
Jamie Steffen: that was lars not the whole band....he was just trying to stick up for
musicians rights, he just did it wrong
Matt Bones: Yup
Matt Bones: He would talk about how they would copy songs off the radio. I see no
dofference
Matt Bones: difference
Jamie Steffen: it's all symantics
Matt Bones: Yup
Jamie Steffen: an mp3 has better quality than a radio recording....blah blah blah
Matt Bones: It's still bootlegging
Jamie Steffen: yep...like I said symantics
Matt Bones: he is after people that did the same thing he did
Matt Bones: I call that being a whiny bitch
Matt Bones: Catch 22
Jamie Steffen: I call it being a hypocrite
Matt Bones: My whole point
Jamie Steffen: right right
Matt Bones: high five dude
Jamie Steffen: five in the sky
Matt Bones: Hey! You remember Metal Church?
Matt Bones: Jamming them
Jamie Steffen: oh yeah
Matt Bones: going through all my old music
Matt Bones: got some Overkill in here also.
Jamie Steffen: ever listen to Acid Bath?
Matt Bones: Oh yeah
Matt Bones: Haven't heard them latelty
Matt Bones: Been looking for Venom. My mom threw ALL MY vENOM ALBUMS OUT WHEN i WAS A KID
Jamie Steffen: they got a good old school feel with a new school twist
Matt Bones: Kewl
Matt Bones: Man. i missed OzzFest. could'nt afford the tickets.
Jamie Steffen: me either
Matt Bones: Second time i missed Lacuna Coil
Jamie Steffen: dont like lacuna coil.....chicks dig em though
Matt Bones: I like their music. It's different
Jamie Steffen: if chicks dig em then Im there for the chicks
Jamie Steffen: I have their first album and just wasnt impressed
Matt Bones: I have to disagree. i liked it.
Matt Bones: Just my opnion
Jamie Steffen: well its good they have some fans then
Jamie Steffen: your entitled
Jamie Steffen: I dont like to get into music preferences wars.......its all good
Matt Bones: Hey. i like Beethoven. My friends think i'm weird
Matt Bones: No war
Matt Bones: We like what we like
Jamie Steffen: they shoud be glad not everyones the same....otherwise we wouldnt have our
diverse selection of music genres
Matt Bones: Music is a good thing
Matt Bones: I wouldn't want to be like everyone else.
Matt Bones: I hear something i like. i like it
Matt Bones: Metal still rules
Jamie Steffen: I am so metal I piss needles
Matt Bones: LOL
Matt Bones: I have to remeber that one
Matt Bones: remember
Jamie Steffen: its all yours
Jamie Steffen: how bout....I'm so metal I shit nails
Matt Bones: you rock dude. i've heard your music.
Jamie Steffen: we got new music coming in the next month or so....all the drum tracks are
done so I'm just waiting on one guitarist and some vocals
Matt Bones: I was singing with a band. but they broke up.
Matt Bones: Bastards
Jamie Steffen: happens....a lot
Matt Bones: I just did it for fun
Jamie Steffen: thats what its all about man.....what you like
Matt Bones: I can sing without anybody
Matt Bones: I wasn't part of the band. just stood in sometimes
Matt Bones: i'd be walking the dog. pass them by. belt out a few tunes and go home
Matt Bones: It was fun though
Jamie Steffen: rock on
Matt Bones: I always rock
Jamie Steffen: but I'm metal....so metal I brush my teeth with a sandblaster
Matt Bones: My house is never without tunes
Matt Bones: Jamming some OverKill
Jamie Steffen: EEEEELIMINATION!
Matt Bones: My Mom hates coming to my house. she likes show tunes
Matt Bones: In Union We Stand
Jamie Steffen: I liked overkill ten years ago.....lmao....get outta the dark ages man
Matt Bones: Never
Jamie Steffen: a true die hard.......your so metal it dont all fit on one hand! \mm/
Matt Bones: Very few good albums have come out since the 80s
Jamie Steffen: not true....it just depends on your direction
Jamie Steffen: the new Sepultura is good no?
Matt Bones: That kicks ass!!!!
Jamie Steffen: see
Matt Bones: I like the new napalm Death also
Jamie Steffen: fo sho
Matt Bones: but most new bands suck
Jamie Steffen: cliche
Matt Bones: What the fuck happened to guitar solos?
Jamie Steffen: ADD
Matt Bones: I suck on guitar. but i can make a 3 chord song.
Jamie Steffen: kids today move to fast
Matt Bones: They don't know what real music is
Jamie Steffen: its just the evolution of music.....were old timers in the new worlds eyes
Matt Bones: Fuck them
Matt Bones: LOL
Jamie Steffen: only if they're cute
Matt Bones: whjat the fuck does cute have to do with it?
Jamie Steffen: you said Fuck them.....well I'm only fucking the cute females
Matt Bones: Janis Joplin was ugly as a rock. But she made fabulous music.
Jamie Steffen: I have to disagree...but thats me
Jamie Steffen: look I just made a lyric!
Matt Bones: I was raised by hippies
Jamie Steffen: shit, you ARE a hippy
Matt Bones: and your point is?
Jamie Steffen: my point is...it's already been made
Jamie Steffen: your a hippy
Jamie Steffen: hippy
Jamie Steffen: hippy
Jamie Steffen: hippy
Jamie Steffen: hippy
Jamie Steffen: hippy
Jamie Steffen: hippy
Matt Bones: shit. i must be fucked up. i'm listeniong to skid row
Jamie Steffen: they had their moment
Matt Bones: good guitars
Matt Bones: and yes i'm a hippy
Matt Bones: Not a bad thing
Jamie Steffen: nope
Matt Bones: A little outdated
Jamie Steffen: I'm a has been hippy
Matt Bones: BRB. i'm gonna grab a beer
Jamie Steffen: k
Matt Bones: Back
Jamie Steffen: front
Matt Bones: LOL
Matt Bones: Dork
Jamie Steffen: yeah I know
Matt Bones: Birds of a feather
Jamie Steffen: stick together
Matt Bones: LMAO
Matt Bones: My Father must have come by while i was napping. There is 3 cases of beer a
carton of cigarrettes in my living room.
Jamie Steffen: sweet
Matt Bones: He's trying to kill me
Matt Bones: LOl
Jamie Steffen: at least youll be happy killing yourself
Matt Bones: You have a point there
Jamie Steffen: THERE IS NO WAY OUT!
Matt Bones: My Dad is a good guy
Jamie Steffen: sry, sepultras got my attention
Jamie Steffen: your dad wanted to beat the shit out of you six weeks ago
Matt Bones: Listening to Uriah Heap
Matt Bones: I deserved it
Jamie Steffen: well then....it was your own damn fault
Matt Bones: yup
Matt Bones: I have no problem accepting blame for my fuck ups. We were both wrong on that
one.
Matt Bones: Worked it out
Jamie Steffen: bull headed bitch are we?
Matt Bones: I'm a Taurus. Better believe i'm bull headed
Jamie Steffen: I have several friends that are taurus's....I'm well aware of your
bullheaded, I'm right, your wrong natures
Matt Bones: Should see me against a Scorpio
Jamie Steffen: no challenge
Jamie Steffen: the bulls got us all by the fucking horns
Matt Bones: And the girl I like is a Scorpio, and Jewish. i'm so fucked.
Jamie Steffen: dont go there man......it a doomed deal
Matt Bones: But she is fine dude!
Matt Bones: And i've known her about 20 years. we know each other
Jamie Steffen: well fuck it....but dont expect any long term fullfilment
Jamie Steffen: you guys will go tooth and nail <- DOKKEN
Matt Bones: I have that album
Jamie Steffen: I used to cover some of their tunes
Matt Bones: ]good band
Matt Bones: I have a live album by them
Jamie Steffen: ok, man....I'm outta here....I'm drunk and need sleep
Matt Bones: Peace
Jamie Steffen: peace bro
Matt Bones: Goosd talking at you/ i think i'll do the same
Matt Bones: Nite
Jamie Steffen: stay metal! and dont let the nails rupture your anus!
Matt Bones:
Jamie Steffen: nail shitter......check em out...later man
Matt Bones: Later
Totally stole this from Unfy. He posted the link and I laughed about it for at least five minutes.
Glad I wasn't there. :/
Interviewer #1: You have had many jobs at that same company. Can you describe your work environment?
Forty-six-year-old proper woman: My company liked to move us around a lot so we got experience in different departments.
Interviewer #1: Was this a standard practice?
Woman: Oh, yes. They did that for everyone working at the restaurant's HQ. Every six months we would move from department to department. We liked to call it "tossing the salad."
Interviewer #1: Excuse me?
Interviewer #2: [Spits out his water.]
Interviewers #3,4, and 5: [Look away and laugh uncontrollably]
Woman: I got my salad tossed every six months, but in the past year moved it up to every three months. It's all part of the manager training program.
Interviewer #6: Did you like getting your salad tossed?
Woman: Yes, I did.
Interviewer #6: It must take some getting used to. We have never tossed salads here, but that is not to say we won't someday.
Woman: I would highly recommend it.
TalSet: www.wowomg.com (http://www.wowomg.com)
TalSet: >_>
Diva: http://www.flickr.com/photos/tysonwilliams/191031659/
Diva: It says I'm gay
TalSet: pics plz
Diva: http://citrusmaniac.tripod.com/nantucket/thumbnails/400x300/lemonparty.jpg
TalSet: yes
TalSet: i'm totally going to click a link with the words "lemonparty" in it
Diva: well duh
Diva: did you click the Flickr link?
JakeD: mmm, steak and baked tater
JakeD: well, microwaved tater
JakeD: Yeah, that link's pretty gay.
TalSet: i'm not going near that link
Diva: the Flickr one?
Diva: what a wuss
TalSet: call me wuss then
TalSet: i'm not touching it
Diva: *shrugs*
JakeD: whee, intestinal parasites for the win!
JakeD: You're not a wuss, you're just a nasty homophobe who writes anti-gay scribe on truck-stop restroom walls.
JakeD: Because three elderly men should be allowed to blow each other and post the picture on the Internet!
JakeD: And you should look at it without judgement!
Diva: that's not the Flickr picture!
Diva: Jeesh
JakeD: oh
JakeD: I fucking clicked on the lemonparty picture anyways.
JakeD: Filthy homos, mostly in nearly impeccable shape, all oiled up and rubbing all over each other. Especially in that one video "Brazilian Butt Boys Vol. 2". Disgusting gay sex. Deplorable. I can't even believe I masturbated to it.
Diva: :|
Diva: THAT'S not on Flickr
Diva: what links are you clicking?
JakeD: Yeah....it...is.
Diva: for fucks sake
LizardKing
07-18-06, 11:28AM
OMG. I ... Don't know what to say. :wha:
/me wanders off to go scrub his brain.
Ummmm.... Yeah, what he said.
[21:10] Unforgiven: http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/the-girl-who-ran-with-the-pack/2006/07/18/1153166383022.html
[21:11] JakeD_: I'd hit it.
[21:11] JakeD_: With a syringe-ful of sodium pentathol.
[21:12] JakeD_: Seriously, though, it's insane how humans can acquire animalistic qualities.
[21:12] JakeD_: Like I was raised by horses, right? So...you know.
[21:13] Pos: is it me.. or could she've been fucking that knot on the tree behind her ass...?
[21:13] JakeD_: It's entirely possible, but...still.
[22:23] fosul: hmmm
[22:23] fosul: what would make you happy?
[22:23] h0llisterlbabe: i dont know ...
[22:24] h0llisterlbabe: :[
[22:24] fosul: >_>
[22:24] fosul: candy?
[22:24] h0llisterlbabe: a razor and some rope
[22:24] fosul: .....................
[22:25] h0llisterlbabe: maybe a cookie
[22:13] themadhatter1417: hmmmmmm..................
[22:13] themadhatter1417: who have you dated lately?
[22:14] SkyGuy5k8: ...
[22:14] SkyGuy5k8: next question
[22:15] themadhatter1417: ok wait
[22:15] themadhatter1417: i have a better idea
[22:15] themadhatter1417: you ask me a question
[22:16] SkyGuy5k8: do you like it in the ass?
[22:16] themadhatter1417: .......................................
[22:16] themadhatter1417: forget it
[22:16] *** "themadhatter1417" signed off at Mon Jul 31 22:16:37 2006.
[22:13] themadhatter1417: hmmmmmm..................
[22:13] themadhatter1417: who have you dated lately?
[22:14] SkyGuy5k8: ...
[22:14] SkyGuy5k8: next question
[22:15] themadhatter1417: ok wait
[22:15] themadhatter1417: i have a better idea
[22:15] themadhatter1417: you ask me a question
[22:16] SkyGuy5k8: do you like it in the ass?
[22:16] themadhatter1417: .......................................
[22:16] themadhatter1417: forget it
[22:16] *** "themadhatter1417" signed off at Mon Jul 31 22:16:37 2006.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
[17:43] Diva: no one's here
[17:43] *** JakeD has joined #nochicktrix.
[17:43] *** Mode change "+o JakeD" for channel #nochicktrix by ChanServ.
[17:43] TalSet: lies
[17:43] Diva: :)
[17:43] TalSet: THANKYOU FOR SAYING I AM NO ONE
[17:43] TalSet: ./wrist
[17:44] Diva: hahahahahaha
[15:31] Sericho Ravetto: he aplogized >_>
[15:31] fosul: >_>
[15:31] Sericho Ravetto: ...
[15:31] Sericho Ravetto: apoligized
[15:31] fosul: apologized*
[15:31] fosul: kek
[15:31] Sericho Ravetto: i have dislexia
[15:31] Sericho Ravetto: stfu
[15:31] fosul: dyslexia*
[15:31] Sericho Ravetto: i will kill you
[16:39] luvyrguts: I just hate having to go somewhere besides home after work.
[16:40] diva: I'll bet
[16:41] luvyrguts: Do you like pork skins?
[16:41] luvyrguts: oh my god
[16:41] luvyrguts: did I seriously just ask you that?
[16:41] luvyrguts: :|
[16:41] diva: ........... :|
[16:41] diva: that would be a "No"
[16:42] luvyrguts: lmao
[16:42] luvyrguts: I cannot believe I did that
[16:42] luvyrguts: You still love me, right?
[16:42] diva: even morso
[16:42] luvyrguts: I'm still laughing. OMG
[16:42] diva: so am I
Okay, that made my day. :D
[22:17] Pos_: people speaking intheir sleep :)
[22:17] Pos_: apperently I yelled at Becky...
[22:17] Pos_: in Russian
[22:17] Pos_: I have no recollection
[22:18] Snake: I sleep-hump, sleep-eat, sleep-talk...in fact, I'm genuinely worried that I have an entirely separate existence when I pass from the conscious to the unconscious.
[22:18] Snake: Even then, is my conscious really the conscious, or is my unconscious the conscious and my unconscious the conscious?
[22:19] Snake: It's a fucking existential dilemma and I'm losing, dude.
[22:19] Pos_: welcome to philosophy
Jake: I had the weirdest dreams last night
Diva: Oh really? One of them wouldn't have been about... HUMPING (http://www.j00wish.com/archives/2006/08/sleep_humping_a.html), would it?
Jake: ....Why?
Diva: Because you started humping me in a dream... three times.
Jake: We're not going to have to buy another water bottle are we?
Diva: ....Maybe
[10:23] *** Mode change "+oq Diva Diva" for channel #nochicktrix by ChanServ.
[10:23] Diva: fucking spammers
[10:24] Pos: yes
[10:24] Diva: and the IP is to Omaha
[10:24] Diva: fucker
[10:24] Pos: fucking nebraska
[10:24] Pos: NUKE IT
[10:24] Diva: no shit, huh
[10:24] JakeD: And that Missouri shithole, too.
[10:25] * JakeD awaits his own personal nuking.
[10:25] Diva: Hey! Move first
Powered by vBulletin® Version 4.1.12 Copyright © 2012 vBulletin Solutions, Inc. All rights reserved.