Diva
04-14-04, 07:07AM
There's nothing like yet another a day of being pampered. I got woken up by the fucking trash truck slept in and had a huge breakfast. Afterwards I lounged around, watching DVDs and chatting on the computer. Later on we went to dinner at Houstons, a kick-ass restaurant with Prime Rib to lie for. Afterwards we watched HellBoy, which was pretty good. I came home to a lovely birthday cake and ended the night with wine and sex. Now that's a day to remember!
News n Stuff
º Mystery noise keeps street awake (http://www.thisislocallondon.co.uk/news/headlines/display.var.479757.0.mystery_noise_keeps_street_aw ake.php). Boo!
º US Muslims seek Pentagon probe on Iraq photo (http://www.cair-net.org/asp/article.asp?id=1058&page=NR). http://www.nochicktrix.com/forum/images/pic.gif Fucker
º Jilted chef saws off wife's head (http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/04/13/crime.decapitation.reut/index.html). No more head for you
º Massive sinkhole already eaten 12 cars (http://www.timminspress.com/webapp/sitepages/content.asp?contentid=64087&catname=Local+News). http://www.nochicktrix.com/forum/images/pic.gif Sucks to be you
º Trooper misses corpse killed in car accident (http://www.wftv.com/newsofthestrange/2999150/detail.html). Way to go
º Marilyn Manson engaged to Dita Von Teese (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040409/ap_en_mu/manson_engaged_1). Ew
º Nokia phone explodes after call (http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=4814138§ion=news). Lovely
º How Bill Wyman got his bass back (http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/04/11/1081621836159.html). http://www.nochicktrix.com/forum/images/pic.gif Very cool
º Kathy Griffin's silent struggle with butt sweat (http://www.ncbuy.com/news/2004-04-13/1009363.html). Riiight
º Company will clone your cat for $50,000 (http://www.kpho.com/Global/story.asp?S=1775771). Oh go away
º Idiots mistake Onion article (http://www.theonion.com/onion3326/homosexualrecruit.html) for real news (http://www.canoe.ca/NewsStand/LondonFreePress/News/2004/04/08/412787.html). http://www.nochicktrix.com/forum/images/pic.gif No, really
º Crane used to lower 500-pound man from 8th floor (http://calgary.cbc.ca/regional/servlet/View?filename=ca_rescue20040413). Idjit
º Man has plastic surgery to look like J-Lo (http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/entertainment/stayingin/articles/10208167?source=Evening%20Standard). http://www.nochicktrix.com/forum/images/pic.gif *blinks*
º A message from Weird Al on his parents' deaths (http://www.weirdal.com/msg.htm). :(
Levity
º Some blonde stripping (http://potd.vivnet.com/ref/1438/vgals/lexus/) http://www.nochicktrix.com/forum/images/pic.gif
º National highfive day (http://www.nationalhighfiveday.com/)
º Shoot the speed camera game (http://sd165.sivit.org/random_2834/files/790.swf)
º Make Bush say something (http://www.george-says.com/index.php) http://www.nochicktrix.com/forum/images/pic.gif
º Wind-up Wanking Monkey (http://www.wellcoolstuff.com/thestore/prods/MMT.html) http://www.nochicktrix.com/forum/images/pic.gif
º Things I Learned From the Dukes of Hazzard (http://www.weaintcool.com/Articles/dukes.html) http://www.nochicktrix.com/forum/images/pic.gif
News n Stuff
º Mystery noise keeps street awake (http://www.thisislocallondon.co.uk/news/headlines/display.var.479757.0.mystery_noise_keeps_street_aw ake.php). Boo!
º US Muslims seek Pentagon probe on Iraq photo (http://www.cair-net.org/asp/article.asp?id=1058&page=NR). http://www.nochicktrix.com/forum/images/pic.gif Fucker
º Jilted chef saws off wife's head (http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/04/13/crime.decapitation.reut/index.html). No more head for you
º Massive sinkhole already eaten 12 cars (http://www.timminspress.com/webapp/sitepages/content.asp?contentid=64087&catname=Local+News). http://www.nochicktrix.com/forum/images/pic.gif Sucks to be you
º Trooper misses corpse killed in car accident (http://www.wftv.com/newsofthestrange/2999150/detail.html). Way to go
º Marilyn Manson engaged to Dita Von Teese (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040409/ap_en_mu/manson_engaged_1). Ew
º Nokia phone explodes after call (http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=4814138§ion=news). Lovely
º How Bill Wyman got his bass back (http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/04/11/1081621836159.html). http://www.nochicktrix.com/forum/images/pic.gif Very cool
º Kathy Griffin's silent struggle with butt sweat (http://www.ncbuy.com/news/2004-04-13/1009363.html). Riiight
º Company will clone your cat for $50,000 (http://www.kpho.com/Global/story.asp?S=1775771). Oh go away
º Idiots mistake Onion article (http://www.theonion.com/onion3326/homosexualrecruit.html) for real news (http://www.canoe.ca/NewsStand/LondonFreePress/News/2004/04/08/412787.html). http://www.nochicktrix.com/forum/images/pic.gif No, really
º Crane used to lower 500-pound man from 8th floor (http://calgary.cbc.ca/regional/servlet/View?filename=ca_rescue20040413). Idjit
º Man has plastic surgery to look like J-Lo (http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/entertainment/stayingin/articles/10208167?source=Evening%20Standard). http://www.nochicktrix.com/forum/images/pic.gif *blinks*
º A message from Weird Al on his parents' deaths (http://www.weirdal.com/msg.htm). :(
Levity
º Some blonde stripping (http://potd.vivnet.com/ref/1438/vgals/lexus/) http://www.nochicktrix.com/forum/images/pic.gif
º National highfive day (http://www.nationalhighfiveday.com/)
º Shoot the speed camera game (http://sd165.sivit.org/random_2834/files/790.swf)
º Make Bush say something (http://www.george-says.com/index.php) http://www.nochicktrix.com/forum/images/pic.gif
º Wind-up Wanking Monkey (http://www.wellcoolstuff.com/thestore/prods/MMT.html) http://www.nochicktrix.com/forum/images/pic.gif
º Things I Learned From the Dukes of Hazzard (http://www.weaintcool.com/Articles/dukes.html) http://www.nochicktrix.com/forum/images/pic.gif