Cant Sleep Clowns Will Eat Me

[Diva]

Who lets clowns wander through restaurants? I mean, come on! They're evil! I dont know whether it was John Gacy or Stephen King who made me fear them more. Even as a child I thought clowns were creepy. Now when ever I see a clown I start thinking, 'Dont look into the dead lights' and move past them as fast as a can. JakeD and I were eating at one of our cheap food joints, Norms, when JakeD said, "Dont look now, a clown just walked past." I laughed it off and went on chatting. Then the spawn of satan clown came to our table. I jumped to the other edge of the booth as he tried to slaughter me with his weapon offered me a pink balloon in the shape of a poodle. I said Die, fiend from hell! Die! no and eviscerated him with my knife turned to Jake until he left. That went over well. *Flips through Yellow Pages for therapist*


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[Ice Man]

People are really scared of clowns.........hmmmmmmm.

Thought that was a myth.

[entipy]

Clowns are kinda creepy! :eek:

[JakeD]

Clowns freak me out too. I know it's just a guy/gal in makeup and shitty costume, but you should have heard me when I was little.

"Hey, kid, do you want a..."
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!*runs away*"
"Guess not."

Diva's response to this poor guy was hilarious though. "......no."

I wonder if he's ever seen two adults with expressions of pure terror on their faces when they turned to see what he was dressed up as. If he hasn't before, well...he has now.

[entipy]

He probably has, but I'm sure it was entertaining for him, at least in part!

:D

[Ice Man]

That is hillarious.

I wished that I could have seen it.

Can't think of anything that scares me except for extreme hieghts.

[Lilith]

They don't scare me. I never, however, found them funny at all--just supremely stupid in all possible ways.

"Hi little girl"
"Go away dumb clown"

[Redallnite]

If any one knows me they do know how I feel about clowns........

[Ice Man]

Hey, he's cute..................LOL

[MeLsWeEtiE]

AHHHHH

/me checks herself into a psych ward.

I need therapy.

[audiedoggie]

ok....redallnite.....that was fucking scary!!! its entirely too early here to see something like that! :p

i hate clowns. one was in the mall the other day and walked past my store while i was on register.....i just stared out the window as it walked past....the customer i was helping found it uproariously hilarious!!