why do you get out of bed

[Mick]

what is it that drives you to get up every day?

[Redallnite]

I have this little dog she has the coldest nose, well if her nose or licking doesn't gets me, a little red head jumps in and says i'm hungry!!! I then attempt to turn on the light to wake my 17 yr. old, (my redhead won't touch her when she is asleep) without getting cursed out! What a way to start a day!!!

[Jake]

Every day I ask myself the same damn question. And yet I do it because I can't think of a good enough reason not to. Damn. Now that's sad.

[Zaphros]

Apart from either pissing or shitting the bed the only other time is to disappear before my one night stand wakes up ;)

Zaphros.

[LucifersChild]

dont you first have to sleep before waking up?? :confused: im pretty sure i havent slept in a week, but if i did, id get up to piss of course, i mean that really goes without saying. and to smoke cartons of cigarettes

the desire for strange pussy. that's what it is for every man. your job, family, possessions, clothes...it's all in the quest for strange pussy.

[usantic]

Coffee,,,,,,,yup coffee,,,,,then I piss. Hey Rudedawg,in ref. to your post on this subject,,I've found some VERY strange pussy in,,you guessed it,,,,stripclubs!

usantic, by "strange" i mean foreign. "strange" pussy is pussy that you do not have any financial, personal, or physical responsibility to. now to a short tale...

i got a friend that nailed a stripper once. he ended up dating her for 6 months, giving her $3,000, paying her rent a couple times, AND paying her car note for the duration. he's a damn garbage man. anyway, i don't go near that shit as a result. a stipper is drama. drama leads to frustration. frustration leads to hate. hate leads to no pussy. and no pussy is no bueno.