Diva
03-08-04, 07:10AM
You know the type. They accent the words hot or tight when describing their clothes... as if they're one step away from tossing you out of the room so they can get busy... with themselves. ONLY guys described as cute or hot are worthy of their time. All others are boring and annoying to them. They giggle and wiggle and make the guys drool. Then they open their mouths and have to put out to keep the attraction going. Let's face it, no one wants to spend time with a self absorbed twit who wont put out. Boozer showed me a website of some girls that fit this description to a tea. I wanted to hurl through the monitor and strangle them. He pointed out that most college girls in his area act like this... at least I stopped asking him if he met anyone interesting.
When I first surfed on the web I got a barrage of come-ons by almost every male I encountered. It was as if the women's movement didnt exist and we were all just fuck toys. I slowly weeded through the A/S/L guys to find the decent ones. That's when I saw why they were acting like mindless horn dogs: Sluts on webcams. They pouted and thrusted their tits into the cam. They posted in the 'Hot or Not' type websites and expected tens. You could see the vacant sign in their eyes. When I started to get emails about how I was different from most online girls I didnt realize what a compliment it was. Now there is a whole new type of woman on the web. Intelligent, witty and not going to take shit. They hold their own on forums and have websites without tit-cams. Finally a woman you want to talk to and not fuck. Okay, so you still want to fuck them... But it's a start.
News n Stuff
º SWAT team's alleged hazing probed (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/chronicle/archive/2004/03/05/BAGKI5F15O1.DTL). Morons
º Teen girl does 24 floor swan dive after argument (http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/20068.htm). Idiot
º Robbers grab potato salad instead of cash (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_884142.html?menu=). No really
º Driver smokes pot in front of cop (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4458291/). L-O-S-E-R
º Restroom sex-change issue is put to rest (http://www.madison.com/wisconsinstatejournal/local/69626.php). *blink*
º Politician denies dying hair grey (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/3540315.stm). http://www.nochicktrix.com/forum/images/pic.gif Who cares?
º Porn, prostitutes not covered by welfare (http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=4512835§ion=news). Oh come on
º Boys, 14, plotted to kill teacher (http://www.thesandiegochannel.com/news/2902508/detail.html). Twits
º Girls sentenced for sending man to jail (http://www.latimes.com/news/custom/showcase/la-me-girls5mar05.story). Fucking twits
º Woman to hang dead child's photo in cell (http://www.local6.com/news/2902827/detail.html). Good
º Man exposes himself to McDonald's employee (http://www.newbritainherald.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=11073725&BRD=1641&PAG=461&dept_id=10110&rfi=6). Idjit
º Smelly man gets scrubdown from neighbors (http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=29&art_id=qw107856306070B232&set_id=1). Way to go
Levity
º David LaChapelle Photographs (http://webling.at/dlc/1998/1998.html) http://www.nochicktrix.com/forum/images/pic.gif
º Decorating Martha Stewart's Jail Cell (http://www.worth1000.com/cache/contest/contestcache.asp?contest_id=1214&display=photoshop) http://www.nochicktrix.com/forum/images/pic.gif
º Rodney Dangerfield quotes (http://www.meilach.com/funquotes/rodney.html)
º Southpark Pinball (http://www.comcentral.com/southparkgames/pinball/)
º Complete Wastes of Time (http://www.duberweb.com/timewasters.html?NF=1)
º Bendy chicks photos (Thanks Red!) (http://www.bendability.com/photopost/index.php) http://www.nochicktrix.com/forum/images/pic.gif
When I first surfed on the web I got a barrage of come-ons by almost every male I encountered. It was as if the women's movement didnt exist and we were all just fuck toys. I slowly weeded through the A/S/L guys to find the decent ones. That's when I saw why they were acting like mindless horn dogs: Sluts on webcams. They pouted and thrusted their tits into the cam. They posted in the 'Hot or Not' type websites and expected tens. You could see the vacant sign in their eyes. When I started to get emails about how I was different from most online girls I didnt realize what a compliment it was. Now there is a whole new type of woman on the web. Intelligent, witty and not going to take shit. They hold their own on forums and have websites without tit-cams. Finally a woman you want to talk to and not fuck. Okay, so you still want to fuck them... But it's a start.
News n Stuff
º SWAT team's alleged hazing probed (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/chronicle/archive/2004/03/05/BAGKI5F15O1.DTL). Morons
º Teen girl does 24 floor swan dive after argument (http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/20068.htm). Idiot
º Robbers grab potato salad instead of cash (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_884142.html?menu=). No really
º Driver smokes pot in front of cop (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4458291/). L-O-S-E-R
º Restroom sex-change issue is put to rest (http://www.madison.com/wisconsinstatejournal/local/69626.php). *blink*
º Politician denies dying hair grey (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/3540315.stm). http://www.nochicktrix.com/forum/images/pic.gif Who cares?
º Porn, prostitutes not covered by welfare (http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=4512835§ion=news). Oh come on
º Boys, 14, plotted to kill teacher (http://www.thesandiegochannel.com/news/2902508/detail.html). Twits
º Girls sentenced for sending man to jail (http://www.latimes.com/news/custom/showcase/la-me-girls5mar05.story). Fucking twits
º Woman to hang dead child's photo in cell (http://www.local6.com/news/2902827/detail.html). Good
º Man exposes himself to McDonald's employee (http://www.newbritainherald.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=11073725&BRD=1641&PAG=461&dept_id=10110&rfi=6). Idjit
º Smelly man gets scrubdown from neighbors (http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=29&art_id=qw107856306070B232&set_id=1). Way to go
Levity
º David LaChapelle Photographs (http://webling.at/dlc/1998/1998.html) http://www.nochicktrix.com/forum/images/pic.gif
º Decorating Martha Stewart's Jail Cell (http://www.worth1000.com/cache/contest/contestcache.asp?contest_id=1214&display=photoshop) http://www.nochicktrix.com/forum/images/pic.gif
º Rodney Dangerfield quotes (http://www.meilach.com/funquotes/rodney.html)
º Southpark Pinball (http://www.comcentral.com/southparkgames/pinball/)
º Complete Wastes of Time (http://www.duberweb.com/timewasters.html?NF=1)
º Bendy chicks photos (Thanks Red!) (http://www.bendability.com/photopost/index.php) http://www.nochicktrix.com/forum/images/pic.gif