SunnyHeadcase
01-14-02, 09:25PM
So a blind man and his seeing eye dog walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink, then says, "anyone want to here a blonde joke?"
The bar goes silent. then the woman next to him taps him on the shoulder and says, "before you say anything you should know the bouncer is a blonde, the bartender is a blonde, the person sitting next to you is a bodybuilder and a blonde, the owner of the bar is a blonde, and I'm a blonde...So you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man says, "shit no, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :)
The bar goes silent. then the woman next to him taps him on the shoulder and says, "before you say anything you should know the bouncer is a blonde, the bartender is a blonde, the person sitting next to you is a bodybuilder and a blonde, the owner of the bar is a blonde, and I'm a blonde...So you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man says, "shit no, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :)