Have you ever been caught in the act?

[Diva]

And for all the NCTers.... What act were you caught in? What happened? Details!

[Sweet Insanity]

One time in high school I was parked with a guy when the cops knocked on the window. Good thing the windows were steamed up otherwise they would have gotten a free show :o

Once we rolled down the window one of the cops shined his flashlight in our faces and asked what we were doing. Me being the smart aleck I am said "You mean you have to ask?"

The cop did not think that I was vey funny. He told us to move along and to never park there again :rolleyes:

[JakeD]

I wasn't specifically caught in the act, but regardless I'm sure my mother knew. It was a couple of years ago when she was at work. This girl that I was dating at the time came over, and we started fooling around in the living room. We decided to take it to the bedroom after things started getting pretty hot and heavy. So we're both really enjoying ourselves, when I hear the front door slam. My fucking mom came home for lunch. She never came home for lunch, but for some reason, on THAT day, she decided to. So, I freaked out. I threw on some pants, closed my bedroom door, and dashed to the living room, intercepting her at the kitchen.

I actually managed to sit down and have a sandwich with her before she went back to work. I kept trying to hurry her off, "you're going to be late, you're going to be late" and she just kept asking me if everything was okay. I told her yes, of course, and she finally left. So, about an hour later, I got to finish my business. It was a pretty wild situation though.

[whitecrow]

Although I didn't know it at the time, the next morning, my mum, my girl and I were downstairs having breakfast and my mum commented on "how noisy" we were. :o

[kittyroze]

I've been caught a few times...so...yeah.

Back in high school I've experienced a) having an old man come knock on the car window while I was topless b) having a cop knock on the window to tell us to move along c) having my best friend pull up in a car behind a guy and myself and...well....okay so I was leaning over on his SHOULDER but apparently she couldn't see me until I sat up. Which looked incredibly incriminating...so, she thought she caught me in an act, and actually still thinks so to this day. I also had a guy's best friend and roommate walk in on us while...well...you know. The guy I was seeing at the time pulled up the covers on the bed and pretty much yelped, "I swear, I'm--I was--we were just lying here!!!"

[gharm]

Ummm...one time I was caught in the solo act.

[Boozer]

A friend of mine and I caught some people in the act. We were driving down onto state land to check out a pond for fishing. There was a van parked there, and this girl, no more than 19-20 years old, pops up topless!! After picking my eyes up off the floor of the truck, we truned around and headed back up. In the driver's seat of the van was, and I'm not kidding, a guy at least 50 years old. NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JakeD]

......Ew.

Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew.

[twistedzipper]

when i was in high school, my girlfriend who was older than i , took me back to her moms house. she said her mom didnt get off till 5 and it was almost 3, so we began to make love, got totalyy naked, she said any way u want ,lmao, so i got behind her and her mom walks in....omg....she was 18, but still at home so we both got into some trouble

[MeLsWeEtiE]

Just last night, me and my boyfriend were talking about this subject. I've spent about 5 nights at his house in the past week, and his room is right across from his parents' room. Only 2 nights, we did anything, but still. Anyways, we were talking last night after having fooled around, and I'd commented on his really squeaky bed...and he told me that his mom asked him the other day, out of the blue, if I am on birth control. I was like, oh. my. god. I know his parents don't really care if we do anything, they love me to death anyways, and well, we're smart about it. But still, it's embarassing to know that they know...ya know?

[Sweet Insanity]

I hear ya on that one MeLsWeEtiE.

There is this one guy that I was dating in high school who lived about 20 minutes away from me. So whenever it was dark when I drove him home we would park at this certain secluded spot before actually getting to his place.

One time after the usual I stayed at his place for a late dinner. His mom looked at him at one point during the meal and asked if his sweater was on inside out and he said "Yeah, I spilt something on it so I turned it inside out" and then his brat sister had to pipe up "And you had to put it on backwards too?"

I was so embarassed I wished that I could just slip under the table and never come out :o

At least we learned our lesson. From then on we made sure to turn on the interior lights in the car after putting our clothes back on to make sure that everything was in oder ;)

[Diva]

I guess it's time for one of my stories...

My then boyfriend and I had sex ontop of a water tower by the beach. The tower slants at the top, so it make it difficult not to slip. We were in the midst when I heard a noise. We looked to the side to see a helicopter slowly circling. We finished and high-tailed it out of there.

[Assassin13]

I selected no but after I had already pressed vote I remembered that I had been caught once or twice.

My GF of the time used to have this thing about puncing when I least expected it. I was laying on her bed one day talking to my dad on the phone when she decided to pounce. While still talking to him she proceeded to get on top and go at it with me. After wuickly getting off the phone we continued going at it. Things started getting pretty noisy and all of a sudden all we hear is *slam* 'Hello'. Her mom had come home for lunch and there were were in her bedroom. I have never got on a pair of pants quicker. I thought we had got out of it scott free until the next day she told me her mom was commenting on noise and rough play. Well lets just say I couldn't look her mom straight in the face again.

[MeLsWeEtiE]

Ok. Here we go. Yesterday, I got busted. BUSTED!!! I stayed the weekend at Ben's house and everything was great. Yesterday morning though, we started off at 3am, both of us had awaken, and well, yeah. Well, later on in the day, after we'd both rested from the first time, we decided to fool around again, knowing it was a little riskier because his parents were both awake. So, we're getting all hot and heavy, we're really starting to get into it, and even though I had a long sleeved shirt on, my bare ass was right there facing the door. All of a sudden, knockknockBAM! His mom is in the room. I pulled a lightning quick maneuver and managed to cover him up with the blanket and myself with my shirt at least when she walks in. She takes one look at us, puts some of his stuff on his dresser, keeps her eyes trained on the floor, and out the door. When she left, me and Ben looked at each other like we'd just seen a ghost and asked if that had really just happened. The reality of the situation hit me hard and I was in tears and the mood was pretty much dead on my end. Well, about an hour later, he manages to cheer me up after giving me such a hard time joking with me about it, that we finish what we started. I'd told him that there was no way I was leaving his room to confront his mom, because I could not look her in the eye after that. I had this all meticulously planned out that I'd just chill in his room, not even go to the bathroom or anything, for about 10 hours, then as soon as I thought his parents would maybe be asleep, I'd climb out his window and willingly drop the 10 feet to the ground. If anything, I'd have just sprained an ankle probably. He convinced me that I should just act like nothing happened, and go on with life since I can't change what had happened. SO, we both go into the dining room and we're all just talking and stuff. Me and Ben get to playing cards when he gives me this teasing look, and tells his mom that he's enforcing a knock rule because she almost caused him the worst case of blue-balls ever. By this time, I'm as red as a firetruck. After all was said and done, she just told us "At least some people around here are getting some." And that was pretty much it. It's all cool now...but damn. DAMN.

[Boozer]

After much prodding from Diva, I'll post this. I was going through some of the videos I have on my computer about a week or so ago, and some of them weren't named, only had numbers as names. Well, I was going through them, seeing what they were, and renaming them.

One of the videos was a porn video. As I was getting ready to close it and rename it, my leg itched, so I reached down and was itching my leg. Well, as I was itching my leg with a lesbian porn video going on my computer, my mom opened my bedroom door. All she said was "Sorry" and closed the door.

So, now my mom thinks she caught me slapping the one eyed wonder weasle. Great, just what I need is my mom knowing I'm a pervert!

[whitecrow]

Originally posted by Boozer
So, now my mom thinks she caught me slapping the one eyed wonder weasle. Great, just what I need is my mom knowing I'm a pervert!

* whitecrow falls off his chair..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

sorry. It happens to the best of us.

That's too good. :eek:

[Boozer]

Originally posted by MeLsWeEtiE
.....he told me that his mom asked him the other day, out of the blue, if I am on birth control. I was like, oh. my. god. I know his parents don't really care if we do anything, they love me to death anyways, and well, we're smart about it. But still, it's embarassing to know that they know...ya know?



Originally posted by MeLsWeEtiE
.....So, we're getting all hot and heavy, we're really starting to get into it, and even though I had a long sleeved shirt on, my bare ass was right there facing the door. All of a sudden, knockknockBAM! His mom is in the room.......




Well, I guess there's absolutely no hiding it now, is there? LOL

[Mekanikos]

My second previous ex and I were going at it and I hear what sounded like a knock on my room (I live ina dorm.) I wasn't positive that I heard it, so I asked her if she remembered to lock the door. She kinda looked at me, and right as I was turning my head back to the door, my piss-mate pokes his head in. His eyes went as wide as saucers behind his glasses and his face just flushed red as he stumbled backwards into his room.
Heh, ruined the moment, but now as I think about it, it was funny as hell.

And I'm back.

[Boozer]

Welcome back!

That's gotta be embarassing for all the parties involved. I walked in once when my brother and his then girlfriend had just gotten dresses, and that was weird, but other than the "leg itching incident," nothing else.

[Ice Man]

Okay, I should post this but, what the HAY!!!

My then girlfriend and I had spent the night on the town. We were down at a very nice saloon (country dance club). There was a thirty minute drive back to my place. We were both feeling pretty horny after all of the dirty dancing (What I was known for then). She started undressing on the way home in the car. I finally couldn't take anymore teasing and pulled over onto an exit off of the interstate. She climbed over onto me in the drivers seat. Cars were passing by. Nothing seemed to bother her. Suddenly, a car pulled in behind us. These strange red and blue lights came on and the car lit up with the ray of a flood light. She pounced into the drivers seat. I pulled up my trousers just as a knock on the window rapped. I rolled down the window and the officer asked, "Having any trouble, Sir?" I tried to lie without smiling and replied, "No Sir, Just got tired and pulled over. I will be heading to the house now. Thank You." I could tell he was holding back laughter as he shined his flashlight at my girlfriend as she was trying to cover up without success. He said, "Well, be on your way and get the rest you need when you get home." I was so embarrassed and relieved that he let us go. More happened on this subject that evening but, I'll save that for later.

[Poseidon]

I don't think I ever had a problem with parents... If I show up at home with a girl.. they just pick up and go to the other side of the house to leave us alone. Hence, it's not getting "caught", it's doing it with full knowledge that everone else knows :)

There are a few.. interesting stories.. but they probably should stay... offline.

[Lilith]

...Stay on my good side, then. Or I will tell tales!

* Lilith points finger
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!! !!!