Diva
01-05-04, 06:55AM
It's fucking cold in my apartment! My heater wont work. It's not a great heater. It's one of those wall units that fry anything within two feet of it and leave the rest of the room cold. I usually turn on a fan and wallah! Central heating... kinda. This morning the piece of shit wouldnt even warm my little toe. It's 47° F right now and I want some heat, damn it. There is nothing worse then rushing out of a warm bed buck nekkid, running over to the heather, turning it on and hearing *click*. The worst part is that I spent twenty minutes trying to turn it on. You'd think I was living in Alaska or something. Happy fucking Monday.... :finger:
News n Stuff
º Boy, 7, gets stuck in stuffed animal game machine (http://www.chippewa.com/articles/2004/01/04/news/news3.txt). Did he get a toy?
º operation incision changes man's tattoo wording (http://bmj.bmjjournals.com/cgi/content/full/327/7429/1476-a?maxtoshow=&HITS=10&hits=10&RESULTFORMAT=&fulltext=tattoo&searchid=1073083563881_10299&stored_search=&FIRSTINDEX=0&volume=327&issue=7429) [Picture]. Heh
º Football fan banned for penis stunt (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_851846.html?menu=news.quirkies). Moron
º Airports start fingerprinting, tracking foreigners (http://www.local6.com/news/2739852/detail.html). Lovely
º "Grossology" exhibit has farts, burps and puss oozing out of pimples (http://www.newhavenregister.com/site/news.cfm?BRD=1281&dept_id=517514&newsid=10748193&PAG=461&rfi=9). No, really
º Conned Australian fights back, with a president's help (http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/01/04/1072908963038.html?from=storyrhs). Cool!
º Dead man's dangling legs greet couple (http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=4065852). Idjit
º Girl wins contest for fake orgasms (http://www.theeyeopener.com/storydetail.cfm?storyid=799). Lucky boyfriend
º Naked women hit by car on freeway (http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/metropolitan/2334044). Way to go
º Ms Wink caught stealing 50 glass eyes (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=816&ncid=816&e=2&u=/ap/20040103/ap_on_fe_st/glass_eye_theft). You're kidding, right?
º Man drugs, takes nude pictures of friend (http://web.mid-day.com/news/city/2004/january/72965.htm). Bastard
º Teen survives 1,500-ft drop on snowmobile (http://www.twincities.com/mld/twincities/news/7622782.htm). Lucky kid
º Husband kills wife during sex (http://www.local6.com/news/2738590/detail.html). Moron
º Woman drives wrong way, causes 5 car wreck (http://www.denverpost.com/Stories/0,1413,36~53~1867910,00.html). L-O-S-E-R
Levity
º Luv Linen (http://www.luvlinen.com)
º Weird sex laws (http://www.weirdsexlaws.com)
º The worlds' smallest gangbang (http://www.worldssmallestgangbang.com/details.html)
º Gollum wrapping (http://corvette.boise.wirestone.com/gollum/gollum.swf)
º Older versions of numerous software (http://www.oldversion.com/)
º Write on the bathroom wall (http://www.druckinfunk.com/bathroom.html)
News n Stuff
º Boy, 7, gets stuck in stuffed animal game machine (http://www.chippewa.com/articles/2004/01/04/news/news3.txt). Did he get a toy?
º operation incision changes man's tattoo wording (http://bmj.bmjjournals.com/cgi/content/full/327/7429/1476-a?maxtoshow=&HITS=10&hits=10&RESULTFORMAT=&fulltext=tattoo&searchid=1073083563881_10299&stored_search=&FIRSTINDEX=0&volume=327&issue=7429) [Picture]. Heh
º Football fan banned for penis stunt (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_851846.html?menu=news.quirkies). Moron
º Airports start fingerprinting, tracking foreigners (http://www.local6.com/news/2739852/detail.html). Lovely
º "Grossology" exhibit has farts, burps and puss oozing out of pimples (http://www.newhavenregister.com/site/news.cfm?BRD=1281&dept_id=517514&newsid=10748193&PAG=461&rfi=9). No, really
º Conned Australian fights back, with a president's help (http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/01/04/1072908963038.html?from=storyrhs). Cool!
º Dead man's dangling legs greet couple (http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=4065852). Idjit
º Girl wins contest for fake orgasms (http://www.theeyeopener.com/storydetail.cfm?storyid=799). Lucky boyfriend
º Naked women hit by car on freeway (http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/metropolitan/2334044). Way to go
º Ms Wink caught stealing 50 glass eyes (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=816&ncid=816&e=2&u=/ap/20040103/ap_on_fe_st/glass_eye_theft). You're kidding, right?
º Man drugs, takes nude pictures of friend (http://web.mid-day.com/news/city/2004/january/72965.htm). Bastard
º Teen survives 1,500-ft drop on snowmobile (http://www.twincities.com/mld/twincities/news/7622782.htm). Lucky kid
º Husband kills wife during sex (http://www.local6.com/news/2738590/detail.html). Moron
º Woman drives wrong way, causes 5 car wreck (http://www.denverpost.com/Stories/0,1413,36~53~1867910,00.html). L-O-S-E-R
Levity
º Luv Linen (http://www.luvlinen.com)
º Weird sex laws (http://www.weirdsexlaws.com)
º The worlds' smallest gangbang (http://www.worldssmallestgangbang.com/details.html)
º Gollum wrapping (http://corvette.boise.wirestone.com/gollum/gollum.swf)
º Older versions of numerous software (http://www.oldversion.com/)
º Write on the bathroom wall (http://www.druckinfunk.com/bathroom.html)