How 'Attached' Are You to It Being 'Attached'?

[Diva]

A higher power has just been proven! That's the good news. He/She's pissed... That's not the worst of it. You've got a choice:

[Amaurote]

I can certainly live without my mammaries, I freely confess. I'd probably think differently if I was Ava Gardner, though.

Amaurote imagines himself into the mammaries of Ava Gardner and sees the world from an entirely different angle (88 degrees)

[Diva]

Argh!!! Leave it to Am... Alright you...

Guys = penises

Gals = tits

Shall I continue with the Birds and the Bees discussion?

[Amaurote]

I wouldn't miss it too much, to be honest, just so long as sexual desires went with it. On the plus side, I'd have more time to spend on reading and I'd have somewhere new to stow my pencils.

[Diva]

Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Oh Am, you slay me!

You have to give up something else attached to you, Aussie.... Jeesh!



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[Amaurote]

You can savagely remove my sexual desires, genitalia and personal dignity - but stay away from my pint.

[Redallnite]

Give up your job for what???

[Jennafer]

It's all good, whatever the fuck you're talking about. yeah, for penises though!!! Ha ha Ha ha.........:cheesy:

[usantic]

Take the left one, (ie. I'd give my left --- for ____) that'll leave me one in reserve.